Another Kennedy Fucks Up

[antony]

Ted Kennedy's son Patrick Kennedy swerved out of his lane, and hit a barracade? yesterday. During Christimas break, he was in the Mayo clinic for pain killers, and felt better...
whatever, you can read all about it here (http://us.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/05/kennedy.accident/index.html)

tired of these ugly kennedys screwing up:mad:

[Kallie]

Have you ever noticed how massive Ted's head is? It's like a boulder with eyes....

[Cornburglar]

Ted Kennedy's son Patrick Kennedy swerved out of his lane, and hit a barracade? yesterday. During Christimas break, he was in the Mayo clinic for pain killers, and felt better...
whatever, you can read all about it here (http://us.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/05/kennedy.accident/index.html)

tired of these ugly kennedys screwing up:mad:

You know as long as he didn't hurt anyone else, I say let em crash... I'm sure he was hammered.

[antony]

You know as long as he didn't hurt anyone else, I say let em crash... I'm sure he was hammered.

the first uproar was about that the cops didn't do a field sobriety test, but then he came out, and said he was taking a "prescribed dose" of a prescription sleep aid. and he has a history of pain killers, AND he says he remembers shit from yesterday, and god knows when i was all prescribed up on sleepers and pain killers, and couldn't remember if I showered when I was drying myself off, let alone getting behind a wheel (bad, antony, bad)

[oc80tn]

According to the news reports I have seen, Kennedy claimed he had just taken Ambien and Phernergan and that he was sleepy. Shit, I'd say he was. As high a tolerance as I have on opioids, either a couple of Phernergan or one Ambien, and I am out like a light until tomorrow. I can't imagine taking both of them at the same time. That's just asking for trouble. And why the hell would you take Ambien and then get behind the wheel of a car? Oh, I forgot, the guy's last name is Kennedy.
It's funny that the media loves to bash W for being stupid. And while I am NOT a Bush fan, here's another example of The First Family of the Irish Mafia (aka The Kennedys) doing something completely retarded that makes George W. look like Albert Mother Frikkin Einstein!

Phernergan+Ambien+Automobile+Patrick Kennedy=30 day suspended sentence and 40 hours of community service, also suspended

[antony]

irish mafia, tell me about it. the last time i was walking out of the terminals at logan airport, a voice chimes in "Hello, this is Senata Edwad Kennedy, welcooming you to Bastons Lagan Aipot. Enjoy your stay in this Great State of Massachussettes, whereva you a staying." I ran out laughing, jumped into my friends car and go "did you know that ted Kennedy is on a loud speaker?"
"yea, its hilarious, isn't it?"

[Opiyum]

Its a good thing the family had Rosemary lobatomized or she would be doin' some real crazy shit. I mean... god she was a slow learner and not very athletic like john and robert. She deserved to have parts of her brain severed. Think of all the bad press it saved the kennedy's. I think they have enough to deal with already.

Poor Kennedy's

[antony]

Its a good thing the family had Rosemary lobatomized or she would be doin' some real crazy shit. I mean... god she was a slow learner and not very athletic like john and robert. She deserved to have parts of her brain severed. Think of all the bad press it saved the kennedy's. I think they have enough to deal with already.

Poor Kennedy's


HAHAHAHAH that was probably your cruelest post opi, good thing they had rosemary lobatomized.

its true tho, you have to wonder about this kids, and if there loaded up on the recessive genes. they're either once good looking (ted, John John, Arnolds wife) and get hit by a piece of the MIR space station, or ugly, and do a whole bunch of stupid shit (the rest of those horse teeth weirdos).

Im very scientrific, i know what im talking about

[Kallie]

You are gonna burn in hell.......... after I stop crying.

[Opiyum]

You are gonna burn in hell.......... after I stop crying.

I'll opt for a pan searing. Then braise me at 325 for about 2 hours.......mmmmmm.
Suddenly I feel like eating a slaughtered, ground up piece of cow flesh...
My apologies to all the barfing vegans.

[antony]

Have you ever noticed how massive Ted's head is? It's like a boulder with eyes....

come on, karen, have you forgotten your cruelty to kennedys so soon? youre coming with us.

oh yea, I forgot to mention. Patrick Kennedy got me hooked on pain killers too. Our families get together on Thanksgiving to play football, and its usually two hand touch now, because the family docs are afraid that one more concussion, on ANY of them, and that'd be the end of the persons life. Well I was running for a 98 yard TD (would have been a record on Martha's Vineyard, and beat JFK's record 45 yard TD [he really wasn't very good]) and that fucker Pat, comes screaming out of the house screaming SMEAR THE QUEER! and blindsides me. I tear my achilles tendon, and he's afraid I'll sue, so he gives me 10k and a bottle of lorcets, and had me and the family for dinner, which we normally just get together to play football.

I forgot to metion that.

[Kallie]

Wish I had a chef-pool-house-boy, ahhhhhhhhh.... I usually don't even eat when my hubby's gone with the youngins. Totally useless. I told him, he's the best cook, so that 's his job... so far, he's done a fantastic job. And I ain't complaining....

Seems like most o-philes here can cook... Admirable trait.

[Kallie]

come on, karen, have you forgotten your cruelty to kennedys so soon? youre coming with us.

OK, Ant.... if we can hold hands and skip.

[antony]

only if you promise...

[Kallie]

Oh, and thank you for filling us in on your last visit. Congrats on the TD!

Ok, my sides ache.... Where else could one be on a Friday night and be so entertained?!!

[antony]

Well im still at work, but about to leave.

But I didn't make the touch down, I was at the 10 yard line, when Pat nailed me. It would have been a Thanksgiving I was wasn't thankful for, but the lories made up for it.

[Kallie]

Well, please know whatever you are being paid, isn't enough (for all this entertainment)....... tho you probbly own the co, right?

[antony]

Well, please know whatever you are being paid, isn't enough (for all this entertainment)....... tho you probbly own the co, right?

yes, one of them. We've branched out over the past 500 years or so. I'd tell you what the name of the company is, but I like being anonymous. Youre smart though, you probably seen our commericials, or even own one of our products.

[oc80tn]

I don't know if anyone realises this or not, but Patty's late Uncle Jack (aka, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th Prez of the USA), was something of a junkie back in the day, fo shizzle. JFK had a bunch of health problems, including a bad back from war injuries and something called Addison's Disease, which would often render him unable to walk. Kennedy used anabolic steroids, amphetamines like Dexedrine and I think he often had to use some form of pain killers, as well. The History Channel did a special on him back in 2003 and they were talking about how he often had a private doctor come in to the White House, without the knowledge of the President's on-staff physician. I can't remember his name, but he was well-known in Hollywood circles as something of a "Doctor Feelgood," hooking up actors and musicians with speed and other shit. It got so bad that the White House physician had to essentially step in and get Kennedy off the junk.
If you think it was bad when Rush was getting junk from more than one doctor, keep in mind he's just a radio show host. JFK was the freakin' ass Commander-in-Chief!

Talk about doctor shopping!

[Opiyum]

A lot of world leaders throughout history have been doped up on a large assortment of drugs. Often times they get them before the public even knows of them. A scientist who wants to do research is going to love someone with unlimited funds and access to any and everything.
But this can be a good thing. Without meth-amphetimines the nazi's may have one.
"Good morning Adolf how are you feeling today?"
(mumbles incoherently)
"Okay now I need you to make a fist and squeeze for me... ...that's good. Feeling better?"
...

[antony]

I don't know if anyone realises this or not, but Patty's late Uncle Jack (aka, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th Prez of the USA), was something of a junkie back in the day, fo shizzle. JFK had a bunch of health problems, including a bad back from war injuries and something called Addison's Disease, which would often render him unable to walk. Kennedy used anabolic steroids, amphetamines like Dexedrine and I think he often had to use some form of pain killers, as well. The History Channel did a special on him back in 2003 and they were talking about how he often had a private doctor come in to the White House, without the knowledge of the President's on-staff physician. I can't remember his name, but he was well-known in Hollywood circles as something of a "Doctor Feelgood," hooking up actors and musicians with speed and other shit. It got so bad that the White House physician had to essentially step in and get Kennedy off the junk.
If you think it was bad when Rush was getting junk from more than one doctor, keep in mind he's just a radio show host. JFK was the freakin' ass Commander-in-Chief!

Talk about doctor shopping!

the whole family has an addiction on something. mostly alcohol. but jfk did have a doc for his shit, but to his defense, i think, he used only when needed. i think he was afraid of getting his head TOO cloudy.