Cops

[chemboy7]

My favorite show on TV is cops. I mean I fucking hate cops, I have an unhealthy fear of police (like I shake and words get caught in my throat when I have to interact with them) so watching cops is like a horror film for me, I'm addicted. So just a few minutes ago I was watching cops and I seen this episode where this filthy pig was chasing some guy on a motorcycle and this guy just jets down a set of railroad tracks right, so this cop is trying to drive on them in his car and ends up getting it stuck... letting our freind on the motorcycle not only get away, but wave at the pig fucker from afar as the cop struggled like mad to free himself from the tracks. By this time, dispatche had told him that a train was set to go through there in a few minutes and a tow truck and his cheif show up and this guy got balled out (mildly, I'm sure due to the cameras presence). They eventually got the car off the tracks (though the axles were broken) before the train came but it just made me think, you know, they never show the bad guy get away or the cops fucking up on this show and you know it happens... cops dont catch every car they chase and they definately dont catch every person they chase after on foot. You know that the producers of cops must have shit loads of this material and I think that would be an awsome idea for a show, kinda like a cops bloopers type thing. I don't know, maybe I have had just a few too many, but I think that that would be like the best fucking show ever. Like seeing the look on the cops face after he realizes he lost and it was caught on film! Or maybe like some footage of a high and mighty "something to prove" hardass pig shaking a kid down for a bag and yelling at him and being a real cock and then BANG the kid kicks him square in the balls and makes a clear run to freedom. Yes, I definately think that would be a spectactualar show... maybe I should have my people talk to their people. :D

[blackdog]

ditto here.
when are all these cats gonna learn ta just keep there mouths shut.and let the pigs earn there busts jesus christ cops is the school of what not to do if you want to be home that night to watch cops.this is why they call it dope for sure .and some of these 90 pound she cops what are they thinking.did you see the video where this one female want ta be had this huge brother pulled over with his daughter. and well she got a wake up to reality call he went into charge mode and punched the living shit outta this pigbitch in front of his daughter this shemale cop went straight into coma mode man o man what a dose of the real world. i.m sorry but when a cop gets hurt or shot well thats to bad. i hate when ya get these new cops with a wife and a babie or two and were supposed to feel sorry when he gets shot and killed while doing a undercover buy or sumthin.bullshit why should we have to bare the costs? i mean if i had a new wife and babie the last thing i would want to do is leave them buy getting hurt and /or killed on the job.and when youre a cop that can happen anytime.

wow what a rant i got's plenty more ta say.
but hey chemboy i hear ya,problem is if they did a blooper show and embaressed them piglets then they might have a hard time getting the town police depts to give permission to ride along because of it ......kapeesh????? kool though
peace da/dawgg:cool:

[chemboy7]

but hey chemboy i hear ya,problem is if they did a blooper show and embaressed them piglets then they might have a hard time getting the town police depts to give permission to ride along because of it ......kapeesh????? kool though
peace da/dawgg:cool:

Actually that is the beauty of it, I don't think they are making any new cop episodes anymore... they don't have to kiss ass for anybody now. The same guy that produced cops produces this worlds wildest police chases show where the majority of the chases end up in serious injury (not of the cops, of the ones running and who they hit) so this guy isn't ethical you know... I don't see any resaon that he wouldn't do it because he has the footage for sure, and you know damn well that that would be a high ranking show. Shit hasn't cops been around something like 12 years now.

[ZodiacKiller]

They're not making new episodes anymore? Why?

[reddragon3668]

that would be a great show! I thought they had something that already on video... seems like I have seem something like that on a commercial before. I saw an episode just last night myself... can't remember where they were, but they bust three or four people with 1-2 bricks of herion each... usually I would not think that much about it, but last night, I was thinking... someone probablly got really sick that night. Gotta hate it!

[poonwhalla]

the funniest cops I saw they were in NYC and this old lady called because there were rats in her apartment the cops went in guns blazing chasing these rats around. The rats ran into the walls and the cops started shooting up the walls to kill the rats. Oh the irony cops killing rats wouldn't that be the day

[antony]

I like watching Reno 911! for stupid cop tricks. I know its fake, but when its written and acted by half the people that were in "the state" troop, its fucking hilarious.

but on the real cops show, that had the guy that looked like a flanigan, and he's screaming at an old lady, breaking ALL her windows (that were 1' x 1' btw), "get out of the house! its on fire!" and the lady comes to the door freaking out "my house is on fire?! where?!" then on the radio the other cops are going "its the house behind the house you're at!"

one of those "Jesus, Flanigan, how are we gonna clean up this mess?"

still makes me laugh

[HistoryofMadness]

I like watching Reno 911! for stupid cop tricks. I know its fake, but when its written and acted by half the people that were in "the state" troop, its fucking hilarious.



Reno 911 is hilarious... when I can catch it I always make sure to watch it...

Cops is almost as funny, but the new SWAT shows that have been coming on Court tv are a little harder to watch.

The jump-out boys are never entertaining.

-H

[aj11]

Reno 911 is so funny because it's probably based on real cop stories. It's a shame that they ended cops and Reno 911. :mad:

[antony]

Reno 911 is so funny because it's probably based on real cop stories. It's a shame that they ended cops and Reno 911. :mad:

they cancelled Reno 911? I thought I saw a new episode or two yesterday afternoon, maybe just new to me. they should really put back on stella, reno, and put everyone back together for the state. man that sucks.

if you guys like those people from those shows, you should see "Wet Hot American Summer" funniest movie ever.

[satori]

They're not making new episodes anymore? Why?


Didnt you hear? Crime stopped it was the damndest thing....

[soulman]

i rented the bloopers cops dvd once, its all shit from the real episodes, the best was they raid this house cause' they got a tip he was growin weed in the backyard, they go bustin thru the house throw open the screen door, and tear back this HUGE blue tarp that was like stapled to the top of the guys fence, and theres like fifty or sixty big fuckin holes in the lawn, where he just harvested his shit!!! he just sits on the couch drinkin a beer, laughin his ass off!!!, the one cop is like "he must know somebody on the force," and the guy just can't stop knoddin and laughin!!! theyre all pissed standin there for a min like "wut the fuk can we do now sarge", and they grab a pack of zig zags off the counter and look at the guy and just get all red, and walk out with his papers, and fuckin leave [after a quik check of the rooms reveals nothing] FUCKIN GREATEST SHIT I EVER SEEN ON THAT PIG-FUCK SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!:p :D :p :D :)

[stalemate]

Funny show.
Cops, Robbers, Crackheads
Tha Lot!

[chemboy7]

I was unaware of a cops bloopers video... I'm gonna have to check that out. Sounds mighty interesting. I still say that a weekly TV show of the cops off moments would be hard. When I am watching the normal cops show I cant believe how many people choose to talk to those pig bastards after they have been read their miranda rights (almost all of them). They flat out tell you that they are getting information to use against you in court "anything you say can and WILL be used in a court of law". I say keep your mouth shut until you have a lawyer to guide you. Once they read those rights, you are under arrest... there is no more freindly conversation - he is letting you dig your own hole so STFU.