Simple Solution to Constipation : )

[oshicawntin]

Hiho..

I know this topic is BEAT into the ground, but I have to let you guys know something..

If you haven't had a BM in a while, go grab up to 10 of those little baggies of Lay's WOW chips-- yes, the kind with Olean.

Olean is a chemical that looks like a spider almost. What it does is, those "arms" that extend from the molecule grab onto lipids in your stomach/intestines and if you eat about 4 or 5 baggies of those chips every day, your bowels will fill up with that oily, greasy goop and I bet you will have a pretty good BM...


People have told tales of not being able to make it to the bathroom fast enough, and how it was extremely greasy.. Just an idea for you guys, I know it has worked for me when I was too backed up : )

[whorundasouf]

A good shot of blow, thatll make ya shit, dont matter how much skag u been doin

[litetite420]

i would rather not shit for a week then finally go and take a big ass one that might hurt than greesy shit lol just sounds gross to me

[oshicawntin]

Some people just cant go, though, for like a week and a half - 2 weeks.. longest ive gone without was 2 weeks, and boy was that hell.. i had to cut down on opis quite a bit, it was such a hassle and I hate it. My body is getting used to it now and it seems to be easier, but yeah.. if you really cant shit and are hopeless, dont wanna enema and just a quick fix, olean filled foods are the way to go!

[litetite420]

Some people just cant go, though, for like a week and a half - 2 weeks.. longest ive gone without was 2 weeks, and boy was that hell.. i had to cut down on opis quite a bit, it was such a hassle and I hate it. My body is getting used to it now and it seems to be easier, but yeah.. if you really cant shit and are hopeless, dont wanna enema and just a quick fix, olean filled foods are the way to go!
longest i have gone is like 8 days or 9

[pinn3d]

Ha!--- Yeah I remember those chips--- I never see them anymore though--- they are still around??? They had a warning on the bag too....


I need a bowel movement everyday or I feel constipated---Before I had a habit I used to shit like 1-2 times a day--- my bowels were always kinda soft--- Opiates seem to make me crap like a regular person----what works for me:

a few prunes with every meal and as a snack a couple times a day----

Big bowl of oatmeal with blueberries and flax seed once a day---

Large salad once a day---

Lots of liquids and juices----

I'm not into pharmaceutical solutions---- If i can't go daily I use an enema w/ some diluted tea/coffee in it....

And If I eat meat i make sure to eat fruits and veg with it-----

[JayTrizzle]

i get the opposite reaction from most opiates (barring subs and done which plug me up like nothing else). EXAMPLE, i was doing so much oxy and dope that I wouldn't shit UNTIL I did a shot/line. So yeah, lol, go without for a whole night, well into the day, and I BET the first line you do you'll be inthe bathroom pooping like a champ.