Tricked my mom..

[bigfootlives]

I FINALLY found an on line source of pure DXM powder in Canada. I don't have a credit card so i tricked my mom into ordering me 5 grams for Christmas because I'm an asshole. I just had two tabs open, one with the site with the computer parts she thinks she ordered me and one with the final steps of entering the credit card information for the DXM. Because she's not too tech savvy it worked like a charm. :rolleyes:

[chinaski]

SCORE!! Do you live in the basement?

[losangeleslifer]

Aww thats fucked up. So mom now looks like she partys on DXM? LOL!

[bigfootlives]

SCORE!! Do you live in the basement?

Ahahah guilty. Well kinda its even worse I live upstairs, but chill in my basement

[alowishus]

I FINALLY found an on line source of pure DXM powder in Canada. I don't have a credit card so i tricked my mom into ordering me 5 grams for Christmas because I'm an asshole. I just had two tabs open, one with the site with the computer parts she thinks she ordered me and one with the final steps of entering the credit card information for the DXM. Because she's not too tech savvy it worked like a charm. :rolleyes:


That is fucked, are you old enough to be on the ride?
What do you think she will say when she gets the bill and it has a charge from the drug place?
Not as smart as you thought you were, huh? ;)

[HandMeSomeOpiates]

Yeah, I couldn't do that to my Mom.

[poonwhalla]

That is fucked, are you old enough to be on the ride?
What do you think she will say when she gets the bill and it has a charge from the drug place?
Not as smart as you thought you were, huh? ;)

when she gets the bill, to distract her he will point out the window and say "look ma bigfoot!":D

[InfectedMushroom]

LMAO I guess he didn't think of that. She sees "Joes research chemicals" instead of "Newegg" or some shit. Oh well good score but pretty dishonest, couldn't you use a prepaid cc or snail mail in a MO?

[bigfootlives]

That is fucked, are you old enough to be on the ride?
What do you think she will say when she gets the bill and it has a charge from the drug place?
Not as smart as you thought you were, huh? ;)

LOL well is 19 old enough? Her recieving the bill is the least of my worries, I'm still thinking of what to say when she recieves the package and proceeds to wrap it to put it under the tree.

[Raz]

Can you make a punch with that stuff?....That;ll make for an interesting christmas for sure....

[alowishus]

Can you make a punch with that stuff?....That;ll make for an interesting christmas for sure....

WOW could you just picture that....:D

Poon makes an even better point, hope she doesn't have to sign for it.
It seems you didn't think it through....:o
Just try to be home when it gets dropped off I guess and hope your mom aint, the day it's supposed to get there tell her you want XXX for x-mas (pick something to is very hard to find) and send her out the door shopping, could work.

I can't pick on you too much; I stole money out of my moms purse when I young - then I turned 10 and didn't buy that much candy any more. :p

And since you ask, NO, you got two years before you're old enough to even buy beer....I knew you were young when I saw you had the Intel i7 avatar.
But you responded the right way to getting busted on, that goes for something.

[Raz]

Not jackin ya thread bro, just dis little ditty thats kinda appropiate.....Last yr we made some puff cakes outta some good bud that swim was growin....My kid wants to try some, so i go Ok (after consultin wifey of course)...

So all the people ,14 of em, for christmas dinner at my friends house, start getting curious about these puff cakes..."Whats its like, what does it do to ya etc etc?".....So a few of em get adventurous and start puttin away these little puff cakes we made....Now dis bud, is good.....

B4 i know it the whole fuckin table is steamin in to these cakes....Now we told em, all of em wat the fuck was in dese cakes.....Even 80yr old betty is munchin away.....

Fast forward half an hour, man bud and booze works i'll tell ya.....One big ass chica was literally eating a pot of brussel sprouts, straight outta the pot, and everyone else is gettin more an more animated and munchiefied.....
Suddenly someone goes "wheres betty"?...Yeah wheres betty?..So we gotta find 80yr old betty....

Man my wife finds her on the floor of the bathroom, trousers an draws aroun her ankles, holdin onto a cake an just sittin there laffin her ass off.....Wifey gets her clothes back up and has to call someone to help her get betty up....We end up takin betty home, givin her like a sedan chair up to her aprt.And we get her boots of and put her on the bed.....

We i next see her, she said it was the best christmas she;s ever had.AND the best sleep ever tambien..;).......I'll be makin some cakes this yr as well.....

[alowishus]

Not jackin ya thread bro, .............<>.......I'll be makin some cakes this yr as well.....


That's fucking hilarious. Everybody muchin space cakes. :D
It's been way to long since I made any.

[RxQueen]

heheheheh... suddenly i wanna spend christmas day at razzle's place this year! :D

[superman]

hahahaha, that's some funny shit....

mym mom has come to terms with my drug use, even to the point where she scores from the doc for me :)

[Raz]

I'm gonna do it again this yr for sure...Make me special little fairy cakes again....My kid doesnt smoke, but we let her have a little fun at christmas.....;)....Last yr she was giggleing her ass off.....And now its comin round again, everyday she asks "Dad when are we makin the cakes, can we do it today, can we, can we, ahhh please,pretty please"?.....

Christmas eve/christmas day,patiento me chiquita.....;)

[InfectedMushroom]

LMAO I can see an 80yo lady crashed out on the floor all high. I had the best metal image of that and I'm still laughing

[Badly Drawn Girl]

LMAO I can see an 80yo lady crashed out on the floor all high. I had the best metal image of that and I'm still laughing

My man got my mom high a couple of years ago. She was constantly sick, and unable to eat. She was in terrible pain, her meds weren't working well, and she was losing so much weight. So we asked her opinion on marijuana, and she said she'd never tried it but was willing to give it a go. My god, we couldn't get her to inhale. She made the whole process so freaking complicated. FINALLY she got a big ole puff, and the smile on her face was worth a million dollars. She felt so good, she was so happy. And sure enough she was able to eat a huge meal.

She didn't continue smoking though. Too much of a hassle and she was terrified about anyone finding out. But that one night was pretty hysterical.

[chopstix]

That is fucked, are you old enough to be on the ride?
What do you think she will say when she gets the bill and it has a charge from the drug place?
Not as smart as you thought you were, huh? ;)

Fuckin' amateurs ;) - all he's gotta do now is check the mailbox until the statement comes..

Tried to point ya Raz, fucking hilarious..

[LorTabitha]

My man got my mom high a couple of years ago...She didn't continue smoking though. Too much of a hassle and she was terrified about anyone finding out. But that one night was pretty hysterical.

I'm glad it brings back good memories. :D It does make me incredibly sad though, reading it. It's people like your mom that DESERVE to be able to use a "medicine" that works for them and not be terrified of being found out.

My mother would always ask me and my siblings if we'd ever tried it ("of COURSE not!" LOL!) and then she would say she was just wondering, because she was curious if it would work for her chronic pain. I wish now that we all had been a little less scared of any ulterior motives and hustled some up for her. (She had always been a "goody two shoes" so we were all afraid it was a trap.) It might have made a world of difference in her life. She was in pain, real horrible pain, for as far back as I can remember almost. I remember being around 8 or 9 and not being able to have friends over one day for a long before planned tea party because the pain was so bad she just didn't want to deal with it all. It broke my heart, but I'm sure not even close to as badly as it broke hers to disappoint me.

Raz, you'll have to let us know if Betty makes it to the party this year. She sounds like a fun gal. :)

[Raz]

This year we are havin christmas dinner at home...But we will have an open door and the cakes will be on the table....Anyone will be welcome to have a try....

My immeidiate neighbour is ok, nothin like us, but ok....So gonna get her to have a go, she smokes cigs like a trooper anyways.She maybe partial to a joint or two, who knows.....Last time i got a neighbour smashed, on Absinthe , she staggered home...Her Husbands asks "wats for tea"? she told him "If its "...
he says "wtf" she says "If its in the fridge and you can cook it, you can eat it".....

And then staggered off to bed.... And was ill for a couple a days...
An they say i'm a bad influence...;) ...I'll have this street buzzin for sure....There is a guy opposite us who has OCD, seriously....I wanna give him a few cakes an see what happens?....This guy man, he aint happy unless he's got something to worry about....And if he aint worryin , he;s then just worryin about why he aint worryin!....
So i wanna chill him out a bit, just dont wanna freak him is all.....As he is an ok guy deep down, just got a few hang ups....

[upstate_007]

An they say i'm a bad influence...;)

Yes you are my friend:D. But in the best possible way.

That's really cool that you open your doors to your neighbors like that man. There are too few people these days with a generous spirit like yours. In my opinion, the world needs a lot more people like Raz.

[InfectedMushroom]

I need to take a trip to spain

[blutuesday]

I FINALLY found an on line source of pure DXM powder in Canada. I don't have a credit card so i tricked my mom into ordering me 5 grams for Christmas because I'm an asshole. I just had two tabs open, one with the site with the computer parts she thinks she ordered me and one with the final steps of entering the credit card information for the DXM. Because she's not too tech savvy it worked like a charm. :rolleyes:

You should be so proud. LOL

:D

[oxy kid]

....what she said.

[Raz]

When i first read "tricked my mum"....I kinda had a different idea, thought of something else, ya know "tricks"....

I was gonna say, "dats some callous shit man, trickin ya mum out"......My bad...

[Raisin]

When i first read "tricked my mum"....I kinda had a different idea, thought of something else, ya know "tricks"....

I was gonna say, "dats some callous shit man, trickin ya mum out"......My bad...

Sick fucks like you is why I keep coming back....and I mean that with the utmost respect.

[Raz]

Sick fucks like you is why I keep coming back....and I mean that with the utmost respect.

Yeah man i got "issues".....And no respect....:)......

How ya doin hombre...?

[blutuesday]

When i first read "tricked my mum"....I kinda had a different idea, thought of something else, ya know "tricks"....

I was gonna say, "dats some callous shit man, trickin ya mum out"......My bad...

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SHELLEY]

to the original poster....

you tricked yer mom into buying you legal online drugs?




lame


my mom ordered me baby clothes online for christmas :)

[alowishus]

to the original poster....

you tricked yer mom into buying you legal online drugs?




lame



Where you taking a piss or was that rant in the other thread about you should do anything you want to and not be judged just wankering-on?

[SHELLEY]

Where you thating a piss or was that rant in the other thread about you should do anything you want to and not be judged just wankeringon?

i said that people should be able to SAY anything they want on here
therefore, i can say that it's lame

[squareone]

i said that people should be able to SAY anything they want on here
therefore, i can say that it's lame
I have to agree.

[alowishus]

So the "lame" guy should been able to say what he said, w/ out you jumping on him.

[squareone]

So the "lame" guy should been able to say what he said, w/ out you jumping on him.
Im not sure i understood that. I just think this thread is dumb, why not just tell us how he got DXM.

[ryan]

You guys make jokes and stuff, but you could get in serious trouble for ordering chems with your moms cc. Back a few years ago, the DEA had this thing called "Operation Web Tryp" where they raided tons of companies selling research chemicals online (omega fine chemicals, LTK, etc).

Not sure if they are still going after them nowadays, but it's still a big risk getting your mom involved in some shit like that. A better choice would have been to get a pre-paid credit card or even a money order.

[bigfootlives]

You guys make jokes and stuff, but you could get in serious trouble for ordering chems with your moms cc. Back a few years ago, the DEA had this thing called "Operation Web Tryp" where they raided tons of companies selling research chemicals online (omega fine chemicals, LTK, etc).

Not sure if they are still going after them nowadays, but it's still a big risk getting your mom involved in some shit like that. A better choice would have been to get a pre-paid credit card or even a money order.

1) Ordering any quantity of DXM is completely legal
2) There is no such thing as DEA in this country :)

[alowishus]

Im not sure i understood that. I just think this thread is dumb, why not just tell us how he got DXM.

That's all you care about is TELL HOW TO GET THE DRUG MAN?
Why shouldn't the lame guy be able to say anything he wants too? Lame or not?


< that people should be able to SAY anything they want on here

Well - not true.
Tons of stuff to get ya binned.


bigfootlives you should still be taking the children cold meds, you gotta hit 12 before you can use the stuff w/ the DMX in it. :p

[Raisedbywolves]

very lame indeed,hope you get a big time out....LMAO,and to no t,v for a week and have to take the trash out,and even god forbid loose your viedo game prvilages,back in my time you wouldnt be able to sit for a few days due to getting a good lashing from the ole belt,my how times have changed......i feel bad for your mom having such a disreacful son such as yourself,just again this is just my opinion,T.J.

[squareone]

That's all you care about is TELL HOW TO GET THE DRUG MAN?
Why shouldn't the lame guy be able to say anything he wants too? Lame or not?




Well - not true.
Tons of stuff to get ya binned.


bigfootlives you should still be taking the children cold meds, you gotta hit 12 before you can use the stuff w/ the DMX in it. :p
No hard feelings but I could give a fuck about where to get Pure DXM, not my drug. Its just seemed to me that he/she was almost boasting about swindling his//her own mother. again

[bigfootlives]

My god how is this thread still around LOL. My god I find it hilarious how an innocent thread about a teenager swindeling his mom into purchasing legal drugs is condemned on a site for JUNKIES!:D My god if that was the worst crime that happened in this scene junikes wouldnt have such a bad name lol.

[ndoftaworld]

Hehe, this thread's funny. :D

As far as 'borrowing' from rents, siblings, or other family - fuck it. There are very few people in my family whom I respect, and most distrust between us IS because of $$ 'disappearing' over the years. Shit, one of my aunts has been busted for embezzling, twice! Got to love those 'white-collar' crimes, besides restitution, she got 5 yrs probation for +$100,000. fuckin' a!

But what gets me is the op only scammed her out of DXM! There are so many sites that ship benzo's, somas, even codiene (blech!). I mean, come on, if ur going hunting, skip the rabbits and find the deer!

And from the net pharms I've dealt w/ the CC slip/receipt's are usually pretty discrete... Tho, like mentioned, instead of finding Newegg she see's the exact amount (if u told the truth on THAT either, I guess) to 'Bob's Bigger Dick Warehouse' or whatever.

Eh, I woulda done it... but only if sick and for something that would help (benzo's come to mind especially ;) ). Never done DXM in large quantities tho... might be worth trying. lol

Nd

[squareone]

Hehe, this thread's funny. :D

As far as 'borrowing' from rents, siblings, or other family - fuck it. There are very few people in my family whom I respect, and most distrust between us IS because of $$ 'disappearing' over the years. Shit, one of my aunts has been busted for embezzling, twice! Got to love those 'white-collar' crimes, besides restitution, she got 5 yrs probation for +$100,000. fuckin' a!

But what gets me is the op only scammed her out of DXM! There are so many sites that ship benzo's, somas, even codiene (blech!). I mean, come on, if ur going hunting, skip the rabbits and find the deer!

And from the net pharms I've dealt w/ the CC slip/receipt's are usually pretty discrete... Tho, like mentioned, instead of finding Newegg she see's the exact amount (if u told the truth on THAT either, I guess) to 'Bob's Bigger Dick Warehouse' or whatever.

Eh, I woulda done it... but only if sick and for something that would help (benzo's come to mind especially ;) ). Never done DXM in large quantities tho... might be worth trying. lol

Nd

Thats horrible your family can't stand the temptation to steal money. I myself think family is the most important thing in the world and nothing come before. Of coarse every now and then some one leaves 5 bucks out and goes missing but for the most part my family does not steal from there own.

[ndoftaworld]

Thats horrible your family can't stand the temptation to steal money. I myself think family is the most important thing in the world and nothing come before. Of coarse every now and then some one leaves 5 bucks out and goes missing but for the most part my family does not steal from there own.

A very close relative stole $600 (my first ever!) @ the age of 13. A gift I placed into my very first bank account! Well, this person being an adult... I wrote a couple of checks, which bounced, and I found out. A criminal before a teenager, sweet! Restitution got paid, life went on. My family...:rolleyes:

Nd