Quick Clearance

[chemboy7]

A list of things that can speed up the amount of time it takes to rid the body of substances that the bladder police may pick up on:

1. Give blood. The body has 8 pints of blood so if you give one pint to the Red Cross you just decreased your blood levels 1/8... see how that works. Shit, we're doing a good deed here too people... why not drink some juice for a day or two and jet acrossed town to the next blood-letting.

2. I know its nasty, but I'm assuming that alot of you need to clear out anyways, laxatives. A good amount of drug metabolites lay around in the intestines waiting to be purged; why not give them a head-start.

3. Exercize. Alot of drugs and drug metabolites are very lipid soluble (esspecially THC and PCP) and will bind to fat reserves to be slowly released over time, mucho problemo. If any notice is given before your drop date it wouldn't be bad advise to take an hour jog every morning for a few weeks before your test, just stop a week before testing... you dont want to screw yourself.

4. Gatorade. Although way too much emphasis is placed on the drink/piss method, it does have some redeeming qualities. I choose Gatorade over water because it has electrolytes and such that water doesn't and may (cant say I'm sure but seems plausable) actually leech out of the body with frequent urination, which they could be testing for. One obvious drawback that gatorade has that water does not is the sizable dose of niacin, which is frequently tested for to see if people are trying to cheat the test in the misguided belief that niacin will provide a false negative. If one were drinking massive quanities of said gatorade it may set off wistles, to avoid this dont use the drink/piss method for atleast a week before your drop... which is a good idea anyways since trying to win that way will get you busted everytime due to the specific gravity of the watery urine (not to mention clear color, duh). This is more useful for urine testing but it would be good advise to do atleast one drink/piss run for any test.

And there you have it friends; a short and incomplete list (I know) but these are tried and true methods that should help you with your travels.

[WarmCyanide]

I thought I'd bump this thread. by using the GDMFSOB search engine i found some helpful posts like the one above. I did some more poking around the search engine but couldnt find specifics for my question. I looked on the net and found some good info. but nothing is good as some plain ole anecdotal advice from my friends here.

heres the deal:

a persons wife makes 60k/year at her current job.
she just got an offer from a competitor for 92k!

what hangs in the balance is the pre employment screen or test. (cue spooky music) it may help to mention it is for a large utility company since some of you know what types of places test for what and how much they fuss over it. it's benefits consulting: no machinery, driving or throwing innards around in an O.R.

she is not the opiophile in the family. (I couldnt figure it out either:confused:) she's on the MJ side of life.

once daily relatively high THC content smoke.

she stopped two days ago by default. test in two weeks.

she is flipping out.... i had to peel her off of the ceiling a couple of minutes ago.

any other thoughts.

thanks folks...


and chem.. number 3 is the most helpful. i confirmed it using many sources... thanks

edit: "testing sompanies easily tell if urine is diluted by drinking lots of water by checking for a muscle protein called creatinine. If the creatnine levels are too low, they know the urine is dilute. Taking vitaimin B12 will color urine yellow, but it won't add any creatnine and therefore you'd still get caught"

[roxi*stardust]

there are creatine replaced drinks that you can drink along with the 2 gallons of water. i call it puke juice but you can buy them at places like rite aid and GNC.

[alowishus]

Ya know I would say two weeks should be enough.

I've read all the stuff about two weeks to one month for weed but, two weeks was fine for me, and ya know I think I smoked almost every week. ;)

When in doubt, get fake piss.

She has the right to ask about the test, the kind (pee or mouth swab), the testing places rep., rate of failures, false positives, procedures, all that, and gain some good intel that way also.

You have nothing to hide; "I feel invaded by the test and want to know all I can about it before I trust my life and career to your little dip stick..." :D

[chemboy7]

Ya know I would say two weeks should be enough.

I've read all the stuff about two weeks to one month for weed but, two weeks was fine for me, and ya know I think I smoked almost every week. ;)

When in doubt, get fake piss.

She has the right to ask about the test, the kind (pee or mouth swab), the testing places rep., rate of failures, false positives, procedures, all that, and gain some good intel that way also.

You have nothing to hide; "I feel invaded by the test and want to know all I can about it before I trust my life and career to your little dip stick..." :D

As a frequent smoker, definately more than twice a day, I can assure you it would take a good 30 days to rid my body of all Cannabinoids. I swear you can feel them slowly leech out of you. I know when I was younger in highschool and sentenced to Insite that it took well over a month til I tested clean; they had to send it away to check my levels to confirm that I wasn't still using. Watch those fat soluble metabolites... they will bite you in the ass.

[nick]

Chem,shouldn't you be on your way to the hospital? Chem's right about needing 30 odd days to test clean for cannabis(if you a heavy or long term user).

If the worst comes to the worst use fake urine-if you can.

Much good luck to MRS WC.

[HistoryofMadness]

why don't you get a couple of whiz quizzes from the pharmacy and take a peek. you'll know within 3 days. in the meantime, fake bladder clean pee equipment could be purchased just in case...

2 weeks isn't very long for cannabis.

[chemboy7]

Chem,shouldn't you be on your way to the hospital? Chem's right about needing 30 odd days to test clean for cannabis(if you a heavy or long term user).

If the worst comes to the worst use fake urine-if you can.

Much good luck to MRS WC.

Yeah bro, I'm waiting on my ride right now; smoking some pot trying to calm down, actually.

[alowishus]

^^ Alright I was a pot monster, but just wanted to, well you know, TRY and LOOK like I don't have a problem w/ drugs...:p :p

When I was check this stuff out yr ago (which might be the reason, haven't needed to clear for weed in a long time) but it always said two weeks, past couple 5 yrs it seems to say 30 days....:confused:

Anyhoo, I'd just as soon use fake wizz even if I didn't have anything in me, just on principal. I don't think it's right or should matter.
Fucking postmen, screwed it up for everyone.

[WarmCyanide]

i peeled her off of the wall a second time when fake pee was mentioned. i think wc will go to rite aid this week. report to follow. thanks guys.

[nick]

Hey bro,Point out she's the one getting stoned.Getting stoned terrible,terrible.
Urine tests are like crap shoots-the question is do you gamble?

[alowishus]

Rite Aid!! haven't seen one of those in yrs.

So that's where Amboy Crater is. :p ;)

[trainwrecker]

I wouldn't waste your money on Rite-Aid tests, they are cheap(qualiy) and you may possibly pass it and still fail their test, if it is sent to a lab.

[geanine.aurora]

I think I'd just try to get the whole thing postponed by a week or two. It's just to risky and until the test comes bsck you're gonna sweat it. Can't you say you're going away for a few weeks and then she can take it then?

[HistoryofMadness]

I think I'd just try to get the whole thing postponed by a week or two. It's just to risky and until the test comes bsck you're gonna sweat it. Can't you say you're going away for a few weeks and then she can take it then?

that's the fastest way to get fired IMO it looks obvious

[Tmac5150]

My cousin let me use his whizzinator(spelled right?). It comes w/fake piss in powder form, u just mix w/water, get temp right, and it worked for several of my buddies. You can order the little powder vials from web, I think they're about $30. Not too exp. considering the job. That whizinator came w/the hot hands u get at wal mart, the ones they sell for hunting. Just get one of those strip thermometors and keep eye on temp..Hope info helps..Tell her good luck...

[Tmac5150]

http://cocaine.org/drugtestfaq/index.html

here's a lot of info on drug testing.. long, but info on every kinda test out there. also ways to beat each one that can be beat...good info

[AWOL]

yar, opiyum made a post about fake pee a few weeks back. Check it out, I added a bunch of places to buy various different kinds of piss at. Fake pee got me my job!

[Euphoricgirl]

LOL...Chem boy. I read the title of this thread and immediately I thought QUICK CLEARANCE, yes... I am first in line....give me, give me....Jesus, can you tell I am in withdrawal. Bad Egirl.