what was your mosst bizarre dirt-nap ever taken?

[clonaze-whammed]

Hey opie lovers united,

I was just wondering whats the most bizarre situation/place/location that you have awoken in following any hours of naughtiness.

Recently I went drinking in dublin Ireland on midday Friday and woke up to my astonishment in a hotel in Berlin at midnight on Saturday. I have a blurred recollection of my converstaion with German immigration - they were looking for an explanation as to why I had merley a one way plane ticket, a passport, the clothes on my back, and a medicine bag that can only be described as an arsenal of benzodiazepines. Needless to say that they got no satisfctory explanation, as I was obviously far more confused than they were. But as an EU citicen they bliged to let me in, I think I even recall a 'guten tag, sir'

So what sort of wacky situations have led to y'all waking up in the strangest of circumstances?

this should make for an amusing read, contribute if you can - thanks.

[Narkotikon]

Well, when I first started pods back in 2004, I only really had a tolerance to hydrocodone, and that was around 100mg at a time, and when I tried pods I did 10 large pods the first time, which quickly turned into 20-25 a day in the beginning. Well, for the first few months I would drink it, then nod off, and I'd find myself waking up in the kitchen or bathroom (in front of the mirror) standing up. I was asleep, but standing up, and I would only wake up because I would subconciously bang my head against the cabinets or the mirror if in the bathroom. I think that was my body's way of telling me I was taking too much and that it was somehow trying to wake me up. I read an article about this once, but I forget what it's called. It's like your brain is trying to cause damage / pain to wake you up to prevent you from OD'ing or something like that. I'm not sure if I would call that an OD, but it was weird, and it happened like every night for a few months (yeah, I guess I wasn't scared enough to stop). I just thought it was weird to nod off on the couch, and wake to find myself sleeping standing up and banging my head against something to wake up.

[SHELLEY]

where i come from, dirt-nap means you died
also known as "munching on the old dirt sandwich"

so i'd have to say, no one can answer honestly?

[poonwhalla]

where i come from, dirt-nap means you died
also known as "munching on the old dirt sandwich"

so i'd have to say, no one can answer honestly?

that's what i thought dirt nap meant too.

[clonaze-whammed]

where i come from, dirt-nap means you died
also known as "munching on the old dirt sandwich"

so i'd have to say, no one can answer honestly?

Shit, semantics, different side of the pond.

I meant getting mangled beyond beleif on any manner of illegal substances and waking up in a strange/foreign/funny situation

[SurfRat]

I wish I could afford to wake up in a foreign country... And a hotel room no less.

[chopstix]

I wish I could afford to wake up in a foreign country... And a hotel room no less.

Haha - so what, TJ doesn't cut it ;)

Yeah, dirtnap - haven't been there yet..

[clonaze-whammed]

I wish I could afford to wake up in a foreign country... And a hotel room no less.

Oh no I couldnt either, it was as terrible move financially. That money was for something else of major importance (emigrating to Australia), not for going on a bender and waking up in Berlin, then deciding fuckit and continuing the bender in Berlin for another few days cos I dont want to deal with the monster DTs just quite yet. The financial aspect added to the rediculousness of it all, a fucking terrible decision.:mad:

[SHELLEY]

this wasn't me it happened to but was very scary:

there is this one place where all the Lake Worth junkies go to shoot up
i'm not gonna say where because it is still kind of a secret (cops haven't taken over yet)
but that place has a bathroom that locks from the inside which is one of the many little hideouts
i had just copped and was going to the place to do my shot,
decided to try the bathroom if it was unlocked, which it was
and i opened the door and i see these 2 junkies that i know (not quite friends)
both sprawled on the floor of this nasty bathroom with needles sticking out their arms
i thought they were both fuckin' dead
so i went over and kicked the girl with my foot until she kinda sorta woke up
and then she said "holy shit am i in ******* bathroom? tony wake up we gotta go!!"

all in all they were lucky it was ME who found them like that
a more straight-and-narrow citizen would've called the cops and 911
while a junkie or criminal would have stolen the rest of their dope/money and left them there
since i didn't call cops OR rob them, i got rewarded a $20 with 2 bags wrapped up in it
it's great being a criminal with a conscience
we are the only folks that junkies trust!!!

[clinton]

i have to say ive never had the pleasure of getting so fucked out of my mind that
i cant remember how i got from point a to point b

[Papa Verine]

I've woken up in all kinds of places. I black out every time I get real drunk. I probably blacked-out every night for months straight.

Anyway, I once woke up on the roof of a convenient store. That was strange but I had a pretty good idea how I climbed up there and why. It was a great hiding spot...

I once woke up in my own bed, covered in thick mud. I was fully clothed but my entire right-side was covered from head to toe in red mud. It was the biggest mess I've ever had to clean up.

There was a baseball diamond between my house and where I had been drinking with a very similar colored mud field. Upon close examination of said field the next day I determined I fell down between first and second base and again between home plate and the pitcher's mound. It was Spring and the snow was melting, the field was soaked.

When I got home I just passed out in bed, boots, jacket, hat, mud and all...

[Mayo]

All but the last of my adventures only known about due to friends telling me were as a teen.
All involved alcohol mixed with something else.

Having sex with girls I don't know/remember was the most common scenario.

The last time I was a sophomore in college, high on methaqualone, went to a strip club, started drinking, groped a dancer, had sex with another in the bathroom, knocked out one of the bouncers.
The guys I was with called me 'maniac' after. It was really stupid, could have got hurt bad had my friends not got me out of there.
I remembered barely anything that happened for 3 days.
Now I stay relatively sober.


EDIT: Oh yeah..haha..Once in the military, living in a large dorm, no rooms, I passed out drunk on the top bunk. Woke up
having to pee, stood next to the guy on the bottom bunk and proceeded to pee all over his head. I thought I was in the
bathroom, but the guys told me I was laughing the whole time. oops.

[RxQueen]

i don't remember anything that can compare to waking up on the roof of a convenience store! but once in college (my heaviest drinking days), i woke up straddling a toilet backwards, fully clothed in the restroom in my dorm with the stall door wide open. what woke me up was all the girls who were coming in and out getting their showers before class. i had been having a party in my room the night before, and i can only guess that i musta gone in there to puke and then decided to sit down for a minute and rest my face against the cool tile wall behind the toilet. i had a bad reputation among the mostly straight-edge type of girls that lived in that dorm (i can't imagine why, especially when they'd find me sleeping on one of the only 3 toilets for that half of the floor, probably stinking of vodka and puke!) anyway, i knew i'd been having a party when i made my way back to my room to find the music still playing, beer bottles everywhere, and the guy i was seeing at the time passed out on my floor. oops!

the only other one coming to mind wasn't being passed out in a strange place... i was in my own bed. what was odd was that i must've been dead asleep for about a day and a half. i had binged on benzos BIG-time, and musta eventually passed out on a friday night... when i woke up it was sunday evening. helluva surprise to me that it was dark out, and that it wasn't midday saturday, like i had thought it was for the first hour or two. nothing like benzo induced time travel...

[WarmCyanide]

just strange couches here.

[upstate_007]

I've woken up in a few strange places....

- The subway train yard out in Coney Island. I passed out on a subway train and did not wake up at the last stop.

- I woke up after the first Lollapalooza show in someones driveway with two strangers in the back seat of my car. No idea how I got there, who they were or where I was.

- Does 'in the hospital after being administered a shot of narcan count?

[red26]

EDIT: Oh yeah..haha..Once in the military, living in a large dorm, no rooms, I passed out drunk on the top bunk. Woke up
having to pee, stood next to the guy on the bottom bunk and proceeded to pee all over his head. I thought I was in the
bathroom, but the guys told me I was laughing the whole time. oops. hillarious!
This isnt me but I'm a this friends house and were just chillin in the kitchen drinkin and smokin and we hear this racket coming from what sounded like her bathroom. Her dad Matty stumbles out completely shitfaced, obviously not awake cuz he pulls open the fridge , whips out his piece and starts pissing all over everything in the refridgerator.
He 's mumbling somesuchshit , slams the door closed and says "goddamn fuckin tampons!" and dissapears around the corner.

Lst time I woke up in a wierd place was five points in denver. I was bangin dope and when I'm really stoned like that typically Im increadably upbeat, tons of energy, and completely oblivious to the world. I was trying to score again and my dude was gone so I end up stumbling into five points with this dude and he's promising to hook me up. Well we're sitting in this park across from the house he's saying we need to go to and I figured I should spike one more time. I nod fuckin HARD. I guess the dude thought I was already dead cuz when I came to 3 and a half hours later with a cop standing over me yelling "are you o.k.?!?" I realized the guy was gunna jack me bad, and when I fell out like that it scared 'em off. Me and this cop are the only 2 white dudes for like half a mile. I could'nt believe I still had all my stuff cuz this is a notoriously bad place in denver, like where the cops are always having shootouts with gangs and shit.

[clonaze-whammed]

- Does 'in the hospital after being administered a shot of narcan count?

It most certainly does count - thats an unlucky one indeed.

[Dune]

I had a room mate do something similar.

I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and heard a distinct pissing sound coming from his bedroom. I go to his door and see the piss coming from under the door. I open the door, almost knocked him out with the door on accident. He had no idea what he was doing. He was pissing right in the corner of his bedroom on the carpet. In my house! I was pissed(pun intended), but what am I going to do? It was clearly not his consious decision. He cleaned it up, and I don't think it ever happened again.