Opiyum
03-28-2006, 06:58 PM
This is a glimpse of some of author Robert Anton Wilsons work. He's not for everybody thats for sure...
...After refusing many pleas to run for governor, I have reconsidered and now enter the race as an unofficial write-in candidate. After all, why should I remain the ONLY nutcase in California who ain't running?
http://www.rawilson.com/MyMedicine.jpg_1.jpg
http://www.gunsanddope.com/tsarostriches.jpg
art by rasa pelorian (http://www.pelorian.com/)
My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists of both right and left to unite behind our shared goals of:
Get those pointy-headed Washington bureaucrats off our backs and off our fronts too!
Guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for those who don't want them
Drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for those who don't want them
Freedom of choice, free love,free speech, free Internet and free beer
California secession -- Keep the anti-gun and ant-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies
Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers
Animal protection -- Support your right to keep and arm bearsMore position papers will follow; we know at least 69 good positions.
POSITION PAPER 5
Major goal of first term: California secesion. [Oregon, Washington State and B.C. invited to join Freetopia....]
First order of business on assuming office: Fire 33% of the legislature [names selected at random] and replace them with full-grown adult ostriches, whose mysterious and awesome dignity will elevate the suidean barbarity long established there....
If you want to go deeper....
http://www.gunsanddope.com/
...After refusing many pleas to run for governor, I have reconsidered and now enter the race as an unofficial write-in candidate. After all, why should I remain the ONLY nutcase in California who ain't running?
http://www.rawilson.com/MyMedicine.jpg_1.jpg
http://www.gunsanddope.com/tsarostriches.jpg
art by rasa pelorian (http://www.pelorian.com/)
My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists of both right and left to unite behind our shared goals of:
Get those pointy-headed Washington bureaucrats off our backs and off our fronts too!
Guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for those who don't want them
Drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for those who don't want them
Freedom of choice, free love,free speech, free Internet and free beer
California secession -- Keep the anti-gun and ant-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies
Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers
Animal protection -- Support your right to keep and arm bearsMore position papers will follow; we know at least 69 good positions.
POSITION PAPER 5
Major goal of first term: California secesion. [Oregon, Washington State and B.C. invited to join Freetopia....]
First order of business on assuming office: Fire 33% of the legislature [names selected at random] and replace them with full-grown adult ostriches, whose mysterious and awesome dignity will elevate the suidean barbarity long established there....
If you want to go deeper....
http://www.gunsanddope.com/