Don't talk to the police

[eveline]

A friend just sent me this video: hxxp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4097602514885833865

It's good stuff... a law professor talks about the fifth amendment and why it can only do you harm to talk to the police. The second part (21 min, there's a link on the right side) is a police officer's response to the first guy's talk. He agrees and talks about questioning techniques (the fact that they can lie to you creeps me out).

[Princess]

Cops can lie to us, but GOD forbid we lie to them. Grrrrr

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

YUP, lawyer UP.
and NEVER consent to car search because you have nothing to hide.;)

[Raz]

NEVER TALK TO OL BILL , NEVER NEVER AND ONE MORE NEVER!!

These people are just out to get a conviction, with your misery contributing to their career path...It can only ever do you harm, never talk to the police, did i say never talk to ze polica!!!

[Scagermeister]

Cops can lie to us, but GOD forbid we lie to them. Grrrrr

Lol.. the show "Cops" is a perfect example. Its always like "If you tell me the truth we'll just take you in on this charge, but if you lie to me we're gonna make your life hell"

Most of them are lazy and just want they're job to be easy as possible, a la a confession.

[Duckfeet]

Yuh, but human nature being what it is, we always try to talk ourselves out of the little trip into the cellblock...cuz even the 72 hr hold w/out charges can suck if yer kicking...cops know this, and since if u *really* are innocent u'll try to explain yerself, and only good cons say "where's my bunk" they get real suspicious if you are shy...

[ndoftaworld]

Yuh, but human nature being what it is, we always try to talk ourselves out of the little trip into the cellblock...cuz even the 72 hr hold w/out charges can suck if yer kicking...cops know this, and since if u *really* are innocent u'll try to explain yerself, and only good cons say "where's my bunk" they get real suspicious if you are shy...

Hehe, where's my bunk...

I'm always scared shitless around cops, because as M. Manson put in his auto-biography, 'even if I'm not doing anything wrong, I'm thinking about doing something wrong."

I've never confessed anything, I'm always REAL apologetic, like I'm sorry they had to take time out of their busy day of framing... whoops, I mean catching criminals, to bother me, a law abiding citizen.

Got pulled over for speeding on the interstate once, doing 90 in a 65. Thought I lost the trooper cause I hit the exit, turned @ light, etc. But looked back and there he was, fuck.

Walked up, got my info, returned to his car... came back and said when I rolled down my window a strong smell of marijuana drifted out, FUCK THAT! wasn't high, wasn't holding, if anything prolly was me reekin' from getting blitzed a couple days ago. Said I had an appt to get to, and didn't have to time for a search, sorry officer... BAM! I'm sitting in the back of the patrol car while the trooper and his partner tear my car apart. Got to watch the whole fucking thing from my 'front row' seat.

About 10 min. later he came back, opened the door, and told me to remove my coat and shoes. Both of those were searched, clean, and returned to me. Then I was told that some stems and seeds were found on the back floorboard, "Oh, lawdy officer, my parents taught me drugs are BAD! Maybe a friend dropped that, but i had NO knowledge of..." As if, my parents turned me ON to the finer things in life.

The main trooper says "Good lesson for your parents to teach, we're giving you a warning for speeding, have a nice day." WTF??!!? An hour and a half out of my day, got busted speeding (100% guilty of that), 'found' stems and seeds, and a FUCKING WARNING? Thought about reporting as harrassment, the appt I had was an interview, lost the job cause of that (even had a friend above me @ work ready to testify :D for me), but just said fuck it and gave it up to good luck. Probably teachin' the rookie proper way to search a vehicle, @ least he let me off afterward.

Shit, I HATE LE...

Nd

[Chicago]

THEY CHANGED THE LAW TO 48hrs now.



Yuh, but human nature being what it is, we always try to talk ourselves out of the little trip into the cellblock...cuz even the 72 hr hold w/out charges can suck if yer kicking...cops know this, and since if u *really* are innocent u'll try to explain yerself, and only good cons say "where's my bunk" they get real suspicious if you are shy...

[ndoftaworld]

THEY CHANGED THE LAW TO 48hrs now.

Shit still, for a 'good boy' that I use to be/still (kinda) am, that would freak me the fuck out... "Why aren't you charging me w/ SOMETHING? What's going on? Do I need a lawyer? Can I phone a friend? That was NOT my final answer!"

Everything LAW scares the h outta me, haven't been around it enough to feel right telling cops to fuck off! (prolly a good thing too.)

EDIT: This was JUST sent to my via email (strange how that works...):

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

Nd

[nick]

Bad times mantra

1.Never say anything apart from.

2.I'd like my lawyer please.

3.Always be polite.


I don't hate cops,but I'm a lot comfier when they're not around.

[clinton]

dont say anything...they will turn it around on you!

[blackdog]

One of the things that scares me worse then a person with a gun,
is a steroid filled dooshbag with a badge and a gun.
Now mind you some of my best friends are cops,but you see it's kinda like life in general you grow up,and you learn as you go along.
well if yer not lucky you'll get a hopped up steroid raging rookie with a desire to get him some bad guys!(actual terminology overheard used by rookie cops in my town)
Any way let COPS be a lesson as to what not to do when approached by the man with a badge and a gun.:cool:
peace /respect
dawg,:cool:

[ndoftaworld]

One of the things that scares me worse then a person with a gun,
is a steroid filled dooshbag with a badge and a gun.
Now mind you some of my best friends are cops,but you see it's kinda like life in general you grow up,and you learn as you go along.
well if yer not lucky you'll get a hopped up steroid raging rookie with a desire to get him some bad guys!(actual terminology overheard used by rookie cops in my town)
Any way let COPS be a lesson as to what not to do when approached by the man with a badge and a gun.:cool:
peace /respect
dawg,:cool:

ya mean i shouldn't drop kick him in the nuts and skip away like a school girl?? Fuck! My plan was all laid out, thanks a lot dawg! :rolleyes:

Nd

[Chicago]

YEA, be kool , act scared like they incharge, makes them feel tough, no joke...
would ya rather get a sentence or get locked up or sit for 2 days in a cell, eat & sleep, yes it gets scary for some, but after 48hrs they gotta let y go.
When in there after about 2 hrs if not charged say "IF U NOT CHARGING ME PLEASE GET ME A LAWYER OR I'M GOING" then they have to stop fucking w/u once u ask 4 a lawyer, might put u in a cell say wait 4 ur lawyer then come back in 5hrs & say go home.:cool:
JUST DON'T ACT LIKE A TOUGH GUY, MOVIES ARE BULL SHIT. IF THEY HAVE SOMETHING ON U THEY DON'T ASK QUESTIONS STR8 TO THE CELL TILL THE BOND COURT, IF THEY ASKING QUESTIONS THEY DON'T HAVE SHIT & WAITING 4 U 2 SLIP.





Shit still, for a 'good boy' that I use to be/still (kinda) am, that would freak me the fuck out... "Why aren't you charging me w/ SOMETHING? What's going on? Do I need a lawyer? Can I phone a friend? That was NOT my final answer!"

Everything LAW scares the h outta me, haven't been around it enough to feel right telling cops to fuck off! (prolly a good thing too.)

EDIT: This was JUST sent to my via email (strange how that works...):

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

Nd


Bad times mantra

1.Never say anything apart from.

2.I'd like my lawyer please.

3.Always be polite.


I don't hate cops,but I'm a lot comfier when they're not around.

[chemiKalz]

Lots of great advice in this thread.

I Like this part.

"IF THEY HAVE SOMETHING ON U THEY DON'T ASK QUESTIONS STR8 TO THE CELL TILL THE BOND COURT, IF THEY ASKING QUESTIONS THEY DON'T HAVE SHIT & WAITING 4 U 2 SLIP."

[allover]

To anyone reading/posting in this thread, if you haven't actually watch the video the OP posted, WATCH IT. It's pretty entertaining and very informative.

Main thing I got from the video, even if you are completely innocent, nothing you say to the police will help you out.

[Somanax]

Yuh, but human nature being what it is, we always try to talk ourselves out of the little trip into the cellblock...cuz even the 72 hr hold w/out charges can suck if yer kicking...cops know this, and since if u *really* are innocent u'll try to explain yerself, and only good cons say "where's my bunk" they get real suspicious if you are shy...


Sorry Duck,

Where's my bunk is a good start

Then the next question did I miss chow??

What time is breakfast??

That generally make's cop's leave you alone

Sad but true :(

[starglazer33]

Fuckin' hate cops. Met a ton of em' and they all break da law sweat pure, pig stink, and chew tobacco.
I met one cop when i was 14 who was kinda cool to me, then he left and the rest of the duration of my processing was total shyte. I thought to myself back then that man there's got to be another nice cop out there. Well, i just turned 34 one wk ago, and well i met one nice turn-key(guard) He confided in me that he was quiting his job cuz of the new laws and conditions of the new jails.:mad:

Talk to cops thats funny.

All cops are liers and thats the truth.

[Duckfeet]

Main thing I know about jail, is just to keep a fucking sense of humor, cuz u usually, if u *think* yer goin', u r...I've had good times in the old days in the felony tank, waitin' in OCJ for taco night, and laughing w/all my homies and singing songs and all of us trying to get our old ladies to get us out...I became super hero once I knew I was going to the joint anyway, I asked my girl to get married, and talked the judge into it, she brought a pastor into court when I was sentenced to a five to life, and the judge let us get married...and she kisssed me and slipped me a balloon, and it took about a day, but an 18th St gang pallie got me a rig, and all but the old drunk in the corner of my cell got loaded on some *good* H floating around back then, and were singing and laughing...my honeymoon! Like most things, it's not *all* bad...

if yer gonna be a full blown junky it's in the cards...I speak spanish like english, and always look for tiersweeper trustee jobs where I can move around and shoot the shit...don't snitch, and don't give up that booty and yer fine...hell we'd be cooking coffee at night and tellin lies about what gangsters we all wuz...Used to be I could read sign language and we'd pass kites back and forth across the glass that used to divide the tiers in Orange County...and play them bones, boy, in the t.v. room...haha...look at me, getting sentimental about fucking *jail* hahaha....all us junky thieves in OC knew each other in those days....

Where the hell is Devil'sDrug anyway? That boy knows how to jail, and knows that if you play...sometimes bygod you pay...haha...they can kill yah but they can't eatcha!