DRUG TEST - need some ideas

[Johnny_Red]

Hey there dear opio-friends!

i'm new in posting here but i've been reading you guys for quite a while now.
so this is the deal:
i'm getting tested for my work today (or tomorrow - if i'm lucky enough)
i've been doing some serious H for the last couple of month - non stop i'm telling you :)
so now i'm in a big dilemma what to do

whatever it is i need to came up with a plan - TODAY!!

i was thinking to take my roommates clean piss, put it in a condom (or a small plastic bottle) and go there.
i'm going in the Concetra Medical Labs in Chicago . Anyone been there b4??:confused:
my main concern is the piss temperature, i'm not sure are they gonna watch me pee (monitor me closely)or i will have the freedom to cut open the condom (or open my bottle) and drain the piss in their container.
ok now i need your highly valued opinion guys.

I'll be happy to hear all your ideas!!

PEACE

[duper]

I've heard of people using hand warmers taped to their thigh to keep it warm.. I've seen someone put the bottle the car defrost vent to keep temperature too..

[Ludakris]

Not sure what kind of resources you have...but if you have a medical supply store close, go get a catheter bag (preferably the leg bag for a sheath urinal). I've done this before, and it worked.

take your friends piss and pour it into the catheter bag (make sure you get a tube if it didn't come with one, and make sure you have a squeeze clamp), now tape the bag to your inner thigh (or if it's the leg bag, its got straps already). There should be a tube already attached, or attaches to the bag, route that up through your underwear so that it's ready to pull out right there with your junk. you can whip out the tube with you junk and keep the tube in your hand (if they are watching you THAT closely). Un clamp and let it flow...

[Johnny_Red]

I've heard of people using hand warmers taped to their thigh to keep it warm.. I've seen someone put the bottle the car defrost vent to keep temperature too..

I've heard about the hand warmers 2

Not sure what kind of resources you have...but if you have a medical supply store close, go get a catheter bag (preferably the leg bag for a sheath urinal). I've done this before, and it worked.

take your friends piss and pour it into the catheter bag (make sure you get a tube if it didn't come with one, and make sure you have a squeeze clamp), now tape the bag to your inner thigh (or if it's the leg bag, its got straps already). There should be a tube already attached, or attaches to the bag, route that up through your underwear so that it's ready to pull out right there with your junk. you can whip out the tube with you junk and keep the tube in your hand (if they are watching you THAT closely). Un clamp and let it flow...

as for the catheter bag i'm on my way to see how much do they cost in the store (walgreens)
sounds like a very professional idea man :cool:
thanks for the help guys

if anyone comes up with something new please let me know
i guess i got till tomorrow to make it work or i'll be without a job :(

[handsome rob]

I used a small lotion bottle that has the little flip out thing and taped it to my thigh with one of those Icy Hot back compresses. They are like the hand warmers but much larger and sticky.

[red26]

I've heard of people using hand warmers taped to their thigh to keep it warm.. I've seen someone put the bottle the car defrost vent to keep temperature too..
this is what I was gunna suggest. Those hand and feet warmers. But just in case I'd dilute and drink tons of water. Its better (in my opinion) to come up dilute that take the chance of coming up posative.

[Johnny_Red]

ok so i'm still waiting for the test and i'm not sure when they gonna make me take it
so i'm in a big dilemma guys
i know i should stop taking for week or 2 coz i'm sure that they will test me soon
i've tried kicking off with a help of some suboxone but i failed on the second day.
now i'm thinking to try methadone i guess.
but i'll be still positive on the test
fuck!

[Johnny_Red]

i just wanna let you all know that i took the test yesterday
i did exactly like Ludakris (http://forum.opiophile.org/member.php?u=4973) said
went to the store and spend like 16 $ for the catheter leg bag with a clamp,and a small hose + my roommates piss and i went to the lab.
the guys there ware really cool and everything went right
i passed the test and i still got the job
at less for now until the next test :cool:

keep on snorting that junk!!
PEACE

[dharma bum]

Congrats on the job Johnny_Red. I wish i had found a post like the one Ludakris wrote before my test at the suboxone clinic. I think that would be the only way i could get away with it. They watch me pretty close but as long as their was no weird movements they would not think anything. My asshole doc. threatened to cut me off for a marijuana positive. One more and im outta there. I have to go back two weeks after that test and not sure the weed will be out by then. I told him my concerns and he said," As long as you don't smoke anymore it will be out." whatta asshole.

[Poppylvr]

i just wanna let you all know that i took the test yesterday
i did exactly like Ludakris (http://forum.opiophile.org/member.php?u=4973) said
went to the store and spend like 16 $ for the catheter leg bag with a clamp,and a small hose + my roommates piss and i went to the lab.
the guys there ware really cool and everything went right
i passed the test and i still got the job
at less for now until the next test :cool:

keep on snorting that junk!!
PEACE
Gratulations, johnny_red! I too had to pee in a cup for a job earlier this week. Happily all my pee has in it is Suboxone, so I didn't have to sweat it. Interestingly, mine was not observed - I was surprised by that.
Enjoy your new job.

[Johnny_Red]

Congrats on the job Johnny_Red. I wish i had found a post like the one Ludakris wrote before my test at the suboxone clinic. I think that would be the only way i could get away with it. They watch me pretty close but as long as their was no weird movements they would not think anything. My asshole doc. threatened to cut me off for a marijuana positive. One more and im outta there. I have to go back two weeks after that test and not sure the weed will be out by then. I told him my concerns and he said," As long as you don't smoke anymore it will be out." whatta asshole.

Yeah man the next time you have to go to a test just fallow the steps and do the same as i did.
So You will need :Catheter leg bag (with a clamp is better) - 9,99$,Hose-4,99,straps-2,99 (or you can use a tape) and i bought also one big ass 30 ml syringe so you can easily put the piss in to the bag.and that was like 3,99 $ for the syringe.
and the nice lady there give me a discount so i end up paying 16 $ for everything.
after that you just put the puss in the bag,and strap it (or tape it) wherever works for you,keep it worm, tape the hose to your penis and no one can tell that you are faking it
have fun ,act normally and just Do It !! :)


Gratulations, johnny_red! I too had to pee in a cup for a job earlier this week. Happily all my pee has in it is Suboxone, so I didn't have to sweat it. Interestingly, mine was not observed - I was surprised by that.
Enjoy your new job.

even if they observe you'll still have a chance to trick them
as long as they dont put some old perverted bastard who says that he is just dong his job but he actually enjoys looking at other people cooks.then you might need something like the whizzinator.;)
http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm