Using Dog Pee

[duper]

Does this really work? Has anyone tried it? :confused:

[OxyQueen]

R U FUCKIN" SERIOUS?!?!?!

Well you found out our dirty little secret....yup it dog pee, thats why i got 3 dogs he he he
Get high as fuck off of it too

OMG!!!

[riotgrrrl]

How are you going to get it? Ask nicely?

[underide]

Probably depends on how tight a screen you're dealing with.
The doctor i go to doesn't check for gravity or ph or anything like that. But i'm pretty sure he checks the temperature in the most basic of ways - i.e he takes my sample off me right away and wastes no time in drenching a dipstick into it. While he does it, i notice that he runs a bit of my piss over his fingers, probably in order to make sure that it is of body temperature (either that or he has some weird fetish for junky piss:rolleyes:)
I thought it was quite odd the first time i've seen him do that.
So if i wanted to substitute dog piss, i'm sure i could, but i probably would have to feed that dog methadone in order to pass the screen, because the doc also screens me for methadone (to make sure that i'm taking it and that the sample is mine)
So maybe you could substitute the sample with dog piss, and it would probably work.
I have been substituting my samples over the last couple of weeks quite successfully, but in order to do that i had to stay clean for a certain period of time in order to save my clean urine to substitute it for the doc.
I had a thread here a while ago on that. I saved up about half a liter of my own clean piss, and on the test day i put it into a soft flat juice bottle and wrap it tight around my belly with cling film. That keeps it very close to my body temperature and once i'm in his office i use the toilet and just take it out. So far so good.

[OxyQueen]

I am SURE they can tell the difference between dog and human pee

Jeez the things people think of... very creative??!?!?!?!

[clinton]

dog pee? do you stick a cup undeR youR pups leg while hes got it hiked up and pRay he doesnt decide to change diRections?
imagine clueless people watching you do this.........

[reddragon3668]

The things we junkies come up with to beat the system...:rolleyes:

[irish]

Dog pee has a pretty strong smell, it might make them suspicious.

[I-Nod]

I reckon if the dog is the only clean friend you know... you haven't much choice, my friend. My dog used to eat any weed she could find... and even roaches we left in the ashtray. So my dog would have pissed dirty too, bless her heart. I couldn't get her to shit in the neighbors yard, let alone piss in a cup!! (J/K!! I'd never train my dog to shit in the neighbors yard! haha)

[reddragon3668]

That's funny, I-Nod. It reminded me of my grandfather. When he was still alive, he hated dogs. I'm not sure why, but he simply despised them. Anyways, my best friend, next door neighbor, had a father that was an avid hunter and he would raise beagle pups at his home. Mind you, this was right next door. We lived way out in the country, so the man just let his dogs run all over the neighborhood.

For some reason, the dogs wouldn't take a shit in their own yard and it seemed that they wouldn't shit anywhere but my grandfather's yard. My grandfather would get so mad. He had this pump-bbgun and he'd shoot the hell out of the dogs. Since they were hunting dogs, the last things the owner wanted was for them to get gun shy. So, my best friend's dad told my grandfather that if he shot another one of his dogs that he was going to shoot all the "winders" out of his house! LOL You'd have to know this man, but he was serious as a heart attack and he'd of done it in a fucking heartbeat.

My best friend and I got so much amusement watching them fight over the years. Granddaddy got to where he'd walk through the yard with a shovel and a bucket cleaning up the shit. You'd be amazed at how much 10-12 beagle pups can shit in a week! Then, my grandfather would take the whole bucket and dump it on my best friend's porch, steps and all. I could hear his dad over there screaming and cussing every time granddaddy would do it. It was just hilarious to us. I guess you'd just had to be there... We were such rednecks! LOL

Anyways, that's a good memory... :D Thanks for the spark, I'Nod!



I reckon if the dog is the only clean friend you know... you haven't much choice, my friend. My dog used to eat any weed she could find... and even roaches we left in the ashtray. So my dog would have pissed dirty too, bless her heart. I couldn't get her to shit in the neighbors yard, let alone piss in a cup!! (J/K!! I'd never train my dog to shit in the neighbors yard! haha)

[xecutrex]

That's funny, I-Nod. It reminded me of my grandfather. When he was still alive, he hated dogs. I'm not sure why, but he simply despised them. Anyways, my best friend, next door neighbor, had a father that was an avid hunter and he would raise beagle pups at his home. Mind you, this was right next door. We lived way out in the country, so the man just let his dogs run all over the neighborhood.

For some reason, the dogs wouldn't take a shit in their own yard and it seemed that they wouldn't shit anywhere but my grandfather's yard. My grandfather would get so mad. He had this pump-bbgun and he'd shoot the hell out of the dogs. Since they were hunting dogs, the last things the owner wanted was for them to get gun shy. So, my best friend's dad told my grandfather that if he shot another one of his dogs that he was going to shoot all the "winders" out of his house! LOL You'd have to know this man, but he was serious as a heart attack and he'd of done it in a fucking heartbeat.

My best friend and I got so much amusement watching them fight over the years. Granddaddy got to where he'd walk through the yard with a shovel and a bucket cleaning up the shit. You'd be amazed at how much 10-12 beagle pups can shit in a week! Then, my grandfather would take the whole bucket and dump it on my best friend's porch, steps and all. I could hear his dad over there screaming and cussing every time granddaddy would do it. It was just hilarious to us. I guess you'd just had to be there... We were such rednecks! LOL

Anyways, that's a good memory... :D Thanks for the spark, I'Nod!


LMFAO man thats fuckin halarious. havent laughed that hard for a long time

[WarmCyanide]

pig piss is a closer match but there's your availability issue.

[darkstar]

So the plan... force Fido to drink a liter of water ... then take the dog to the court house (or wherever you get tested). Tie him to a tree on a patch of grass. Dogs can't resist peeing when the see grass of trees. Collect your sample. Bolt into the court house and tell your PO that you are ready to burst and have to get tested NOW! Th urine should still be warm so when the officer grabs it by the bottom there shouldn't be an initial WTF reaction. Yea that sound about right. LOL. Seriously, that's pretty awesome. :)

[Somanax]

You guy's /girl's

Never cease to amaze me

Now I want a pet HOG;)


Point's up to WC for knowing the difference

Sorry apparently I gave you some already

AAAHHH well, like we need "em