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Raz
03-11-2008, 04:25 AM
Basic drug tips one O one...Do not buy anything off the guy whose still got bed fluff in his hair, finger tips are burnt too fuck and he's on the corner with the greyish pallor,shitty clothes hangin off his arse.And he's tellin ya He's got the bomb....

Yeah the fuckin retarded Crack Bomb....My 1st tip in drug one O one....Any other tips for this drug one o one education...

southernbelle
03-11-2008, 06:13 AM
hehehehehe, my first giggle of the morning. btw, what the hell is bed fluff???

mmnyc9
03-11-2008, 06:23 AM
I am very curious about Craigslist. I have heard people getting beat and you would think law would be all over it. I haven't heard or seen postings of people saying so&so got busted or beware it's all BS. Common sense,paranoid keeps people away but still.

20Dollarholla
03-11-2008, 06:23 AM
Southernbelle, you have never woken up with feathers in your hair? I know I have, too many cigarette burns in my down comforter, so the feathers shoot out everytime I lay down. I got them in my hair every morning.

Dont buy from the guy with burnt, chaped, or peeling lips, he is a definite crackhead. Also when buying rocks, if it smells like soap, it is.

robojunkie
03-11-2008, 06:26 AM
There's a guy, you know the guy, we all know the guy, the "I need the money now, 'cause I don't hold the shit, but the guy gives me shit for bringin' him customers but I'm not bringin' you but I still got no reason in the world not to come back with your shit cause you can trust me" guy.

Drugs 101, Lecture 1: Don't give this guy money. End of Lecture. Quiz tomorrow on the corner of Junky Blvd and Crack Ave.

upstate_007
03-11-2008, 06:56 AM
When dividing up any sort of powdery substance.....

One person makes the 2 piles, the other one chooses which pile they want. Keeps it honest for both parties.

Raz
03-11-2008, 07:25 AM
When dividing up any sort of powdery substance.....

One person makes the 2 piles, the other one chooses which pile they want. Keeps it honest for both parties.

Man oh man...This little bit of wisdom brought back soo mannnyyy memories....

Dances with Smack
03-11-2008, 07:54 AM
Procuring illegal substances?

No one here does any of that...

perish the thought!

:D

SpecialGuy69
03-11-2008, 08:17 AM
Southernbelle, you have never woken up with feathers in your hair? I know I have, too many cigarette burns in my down comforter, so the feathers shoot out everytime I lay down. I got them in my hair every morning.

Dont buy from the guy with burnt, chaped, or peeling lips, he is a definite crackhead. Also when buying rocks, if it smells like soap, it is.My ex girlfriend has so many holes in her comforter it looks like swiss cheese! It was made out of some polyester/rayon synthetic silky plasticy shit that burned really easy- and she would constantly nod out with cigarettes burning. The burn holes were all scratchy and hard. Uncomfortable as hell! I used to constantly worry she was going to be the next spontaneous human combustion x files shit!

Drug 101, hmm.... NEVER fall in love with the girl who only pays attention to you when you got shit.

ein0606
03-11-2008, 08:24 AM
Drug 101, hmm.... NEVER fall in love with the girl who only pays attention to you when you got shit.


i recently got fucked over for breaking that rule.

OxyContinuously
03-11-2008, 08:27 AM
if you haven't acquired the connect yet,, and are using the crack-head to get shit 4 you, never under any circumstances give him paper before he got the shit...no fuckin way: tell his grimy ass to get the shit, bring it back,, and THEN he can have the cheddar...

you wouldn't believe how many people get burned like that....it's a relatively simple thing and mostly common sense, but sometimes the sickness takes over and all common sense and logistics goes out the fuckin window

also,, i don't know about any of you other folks,, but here in NY, especially the City itself, and the surrounding towns/cities,, the "open air" copping thing is a thing of the past...many times, nowadays, sure you'll still see dealers on the corner yelling "MTV" or whatever the name of the current good stamp is, but to buy from them is a crapshoot...why do i say this? well, b/c there has been a crackdown recently, and *many* (not all) of these corner dudes are not really dealers but rats working for po po or even po po themselves....sure, sometimes they really are dealers grindin so they can eat lunch and maybe you'll get a really good deal, but is that a chance you really want to take? I don't!

any fellow New Yorkers, back me up on this shit...Upstate 007, where you at?

you always have to pay your dues...if it looks too easy, then there's something wrong.

Papa Verine
03-11-2008, 08:34 AM
Drugs 1 0 1...

When somebody is going to cop for you, with your money, don't accept a bunch of shit of less value then said money to hold onto... "So you know he's coming back".

One time I stood waiting on a corner in San Antonio, Texas holding a bunch of crap... realizing within minutes that the guy would have sold the shit to any MORON for the $40 I gave him.

Raz, good to see you!

red26
03-11-2008, 08:52 AM
Drugs 1 0 1...

When somebody is going to cop for you, with your money, don't accept a bunch of shit of less value then said money to hold onto... "So you know he's coming back".

One time I stood waiting on a corner in San Antonio, Texas holding a bunch of crap... realizing within minutes that the guy would have sold the shit to any MORON for the $40 I gave him.

Raz, good to see you!

MAN! I got burned like this once. Sonofabitch gave me his phone, 2 knives(pochet knives), and actually a bunch of gold necklaces w/crystals of varying value. It was gold cuz I sold it for 3x what I gave 'em. So in the end I won but still got burned for a good time

mark_renton
03-11-2008, 09:09 AM
1. If you have junky friends don't lend them money or a fix, you'll get screwed every time.

2. Don't let your junky friends meet your source, they will get their number every time and your supply will be deminished, and possibly you will lose your source over something messed up your friend does.

3. Don't let your junky friends see anything you or your loved posses that is valuable cause it's sure as hell gonna end up at the pawn shop.

4. If you have a junky girlfriend do not let her know where you keep your stash, cause your gonna come home looking for a fix and be screwed. Most of the other rules for friends might apply to her as well.

5. If you depend on a car to secure your fix and your junky friends/girlfriend is a horrible driver never loan them the car. Choas will surley insue.

I know these rules may not apply to many of you, but for those who might beware!

Why is it every time I go out on a limb for someone the damn thing breaks?

Chicago
03-11-2008, 09:11 AM
when buying a bunch of sawbuks (10buks) bags, get a MIN of 2 b/c alot of times they will make out 15 or so, & HAVE 1 REAL STRONG ONE, they will hand this one to you for free to test & it will be good, but the rest will be fake!:mad:

So ask for atleast 2, to open & ck, just by looking & doing a taste test, is all I need,

BETTER TO GETTED WHOOPED ON 2 THEN 22bags.
If you never been there & the deal sounds to good "IT IS" TRUST ME.

DOPE IS NEVER GONNA CHANGE, SO ONLY IF YOU SEE A LINE OF PEOPLE AT THE CORNER NOT HANCUFFED IS THE ONLY TIME TO SLAM ON THE BRAKES & BOUNCE OUTTA THE CAR B/C THEY DOING PASS OUTS OR 2 FOR 1's, or the dope IS THAT GOOD, B/C NO ONE STANDS IN LINE W/ABOUT 15 OTHERS IN A OPEN MARKET FOR NO REASON SO ALL THE ABOVE IS TRUE.

When driving up to your reg tip, & you see people flagging you down a block b4 saying 2 for 1, or they be on the wrong side of the block or maybe they serve you at your window & 2day they tell you, that you need to get out & get it. GO WITH YOUR GUT, IT IS PROBALLY A STING, B/C IT ALL ADDS UP WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER 30MIN LATER WHEN YOU HANDCUFFED TO 30people ON THE SIDE OF THE GARAGE, WHEN HEARING THEM SAY THE SAME SHIT TO OTHERS THAT THEY SAID TO YOU."STING STING STING"

NEVER WAIT MORE THEN 5 MINS EVEN IF THEY SAY IT'S ON ITS WAY, B/C IN OPEN MARKETS THEY WILL TAKE THAT WHITE BOYS LARGE ORDER & RUN INTO A HOUSE & MAKE IT UP JUST FOR YOU, PERSONALLY, SO DO NOT THINK YOUR SECIAL:D, WHEN YOU GOT ALL EMPTYS OR FLOUR.

NEVER ASK IF THE DOPE IS GOOD HERE B/C YOU NO THE ANSWER, BUT YOU CAN ASK HOW IS IT COMPARED TO YESTERDAY, B/C YOU DID NOT LIKE YESTERDAYS, FEEL IT OUT.

ONLY BUY FROM 1 PERSON, EXAMPLE, IF DUDE TELLS YOU TAKE MY LAST 4 & THIS GUY IS STARTING HIS PACK OFF, SO YOU NEED TO BUY THE REST FROM HIM, NO THEN I WILL BY THEM ALL FROM THE PAC MAN WHO HAS THEM ALL, THEN THE NUGGA WILL SAY, I GOTTA SELL MINE OFF TILL HE STARTS HIS OFF, BULL SHIT, I WANT MINE SEALED & ONLY SEALED.

I CAN GO ON, BUT LETS SEE WHAT OTHERS SAY.


Chiacgo...

Raz
03-11-2008, 09:13 AM
When i score in these gypsy houses out here, i always take the time to wrap my Ting in tissue paper and then cheek it(btween the cheeks of my arse).
But they look at me like; you nasty bastard eeewwww...
Fuck; some of these fuckers have loads of money but live in a shithole....And i'm thinkin ;you all live in shit and your goin " EEEwwwww" coz i put something between the cheeks of my arse....Fuckin clean ya house dude and stop spittin on the floor!!

But as far as 1 o 1 goes, fuckin cheek it and you'll walk away to smoke, sniff or fix it....

Or if ya is a chica, ya know where my imagination is goin....Sweetest smellin dope in town...;)

Chicago
03-11-2008, 09:22 AM
Oh, & Never fall for the one, where you pull up to your tip & NO ONE IS OUT, MAYBE B/C IT'S HOT OR IT JUST GOT POPPED SO THEY TAKING A 30min BREAK, SO WE HAVE THAT CAR THAT DRIVING AROUND & SEE'S THE "WHITE PEOPLE" THEY WILL COME TO YOU & SAY WHAT YOU NEED WE FROM THAT TIP, BUT IT SO HOT WE IN THE CAR, HERE CK 1 OUT, AS YOU DO, IT'S GOOD, THEY FLAGGED YOU B/C MOST WHITE PEOPLE AS I HEAR ON HEAR BUY A SHIT LOAD, SO THATS WHY THEY WENT AFTER YOU, SO THEY GIVE YOU THE 1, U CKD IT, THEN ASKED FOR 10 MORE, YOUR HEAD SAYONG "HEY IT'S HOT OUT HERE" THEY GOT IT, I JUST CK'D IT, SO IT STR8, THEN AFTER YOU MAKE THE EXCHANGE YOU WONDER WHY, THEY PULL AWAY SO FUCKEN QUICK,

SOME HAVE BRAINS & CK THE REST ASAP, & OTHERS LOL WILL MAKE THAT HR DRIVE TO FIND OUT THEY JUST GOTTA EMPTY BAGS OR BULL SHIT.

jdub
03-11-2008, 09:28 AM
When dividing up any sort of powdery substance.....

One person makes the 2 piles, the other one chooses which pile they want. Keeps it honest for both parties.

My dad used to make us do this when my sister and I were spliiting anything. Now I know where he got it from. Dad you druggie!

Raz
03-11-2008, 09:43 AM
^^^ J dub i didnt wanna break it like this but "Where ya been son"?....Oh yeah dont ask for no back allowance son,i spent it; i guess you know where?

upstate_007
03-11-2008, 10:40 AM
any fellow New Yorkers, back me up on this shit...Upstate 007, where you at?


I've been out of the game for quite a while, but I still keep track of it and live vicariously through others. The open air free for all of the past is long gone. No more walking down a street in the right neighborhood and having options open everywhere. No more lines of junkies at the good spots.

I would pretty much assume than anyone calling out a brand name on the street is a cop, working for the cops or being watched closely by the cops.