Detox drinks for opiates?

[RobOC]

What's up guys,
A good friend of mine is about to have to give a UA, which would not be a problem aside from the fact that she has been doing a fair amount of smack lately. I happen to have bottle of a detox drink that I bought at a head shop a couple of months ago laying around and was wondering if that could help her pass. Although the drink doesn't say anything about being THC specific I am concerned because that is all I have ever heard of anyone ever using them for. I know that nothing is a sure thing but do these drinks work for masking opiates? Has anyone had any experience using one of these drinks, wether you passed the test or not?. The test is one of the home kits that has the panel on the lid of the cup, so it's not like she has to beat a lab test or anything. Any advice or information anyone has will be helpful and appreciated. Thanks

I apologize for this thread also being in the testing form. I brain farted and put it there first thinking that the test forum was a drug test forum.

[imseven]

I used the one they sell at smoothie king called 'The Stuff'. This stuff just makes you piss clean for a few hours. Sort of like a window where you pass just water. I had to use it to pass a UA for a job. I had done ecstacy and smoked pot 2 days prior (you must be clean for 48 hours) and passed with flying colors. It is not really a detox drink more of a window like I said. Good luck to your friend.

[w1nd0z3]

no detox drink works.
seriously. just no.

try substitution: www.drug-test-facts.com/substitution/
or dilution: www.drug-test-facts.com/producing-clean-urine/

tips on dilution: www.drug-test-facts.com/dilution-tips/
tips on substitution: www.drug-test-facts.com/substitution-tips/

[TokinDerrick]

they work, to a degree.

they don't actually detox, and they don't actually mask.

they dilute, and the good ones colour, add the necessary things for the harder tests (creatine) the best one I've seen is Strip NC, follow the directions (pretty much no eating for three hours prior, and drink lots of water before and after drinking the bottle)

[mollywopped]

I tried one of those on etime that said you would piss clean for 4 hours or something like that and I failed the UA. I was living in a sober living house and they just used the home type piss in the cup and dip the card in type of UA, but I still failed.

BTW, I have never heard of anyone actually using one of those to pass a test. A better option would be to try to sneak in someone else's clean piss or buy some of that fake piss online, but I have no idea how that works either.

[CTdopeLove]

Before I hurt my back, I was supposed to go into the Navy, and for a few months prior to bootcamp I had to take a drug test once a week at my recruiter's office. They didn't watch me piss, and it was one of those 5 panel strip tests, so I'd just fill the cup with warm water, and drop a drop or two of yellow food coloring in with it. Never had any problem, and obviously I always came back clean (I'd sure hope there aren't any drugs in the tap water).

~CTdopeLove

[20Dollarholla]

With those detox drinks you have to quit using for 48 hours anyway. I would just stop for 48 hours, drink a big gatorade, and piss twice before the test. After 48 hours there is hardly any dope in you, and you can definetly dilute it below the cutoff. She may want to eat red meat for the two days prior to the test to raise creatinine levels, and take a B-Complex vitamin to color her piss.

[Bluemagician]

Pretty much how those "drinks" work is by being a diuretic (sp), basically it will make you urinate a whole lot and dilute your piss so less drug metabolites will show up. You can drink lots of water, and take some vitamin b12 and a little bit of creatine powder and it would do the same thing, only it won't cost you $30.

[CIIORNOTHING]

A diluted sample is the same as a failure most places. If you go to enough trouble to consume enough liquid or other substances to give a diluted sample, they know it had to be done intentionally to decieve the test. So its pointless....

[EleusisII]

But it'll give you enough time to get your urine clean though!

A thing that is guaranteed to work, are those little plastic dicks, with fake urine inside. I think they're called "the urinator" or something like that?

[CTdopeLove]

A thing that is guaranteed to work, are those little plastic dicks, with fake urine inside. I think they're called "the urinator" or something like that?
Ask actor Tom Sizemore if they're "guaranteed to work":
http://wzuy.ask.com/r?t=p&d=synus&s=lyc&c=jz&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30056c&ip=44c6db65&id=5E0056615AC9998D3184907A9CED4A54&q=tom+sizemore+urine&p=1&qs=121&ac=18&g=4187gPMwCMdyKh&en=te&io=0&b=alg&tp=d&ec=10&pt=Fake+Member+Causes+Actor+Tom+Sizemore+To+Fail+D rug+Test+-+...&ex=&u=http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art28695.asp

~CTdopeLove

[drew345]

Im on probation relapsed did some OC freaked out went to my local head shop spent like 50 dollars on a drink took a test 3 days later. failed I spent a week in jail and was 50 dollars poorer there all B.S. IMO

[Bluemagician]

I have used the fake urine before. I never used a fake dick, though, as I was alowed to give my sample in the bathroom alone. I bought it at a headshop in south Florida. It was called "Urine Luck" I believe. It was a small plastic bottle that came with two small handwarmers. About an hour before I had to take the test, I taped the handwarmer to the side of the bottle, and taped that to the inside of my thigh. There was a little temperature strip on the side to show when the bottle was body temperature. I've used that about 4 times for my past employment, and it worked just as advertised everytime. If no one watches you when you have to give your sample, it might be a good idea to research this stuff.

[HandMeSomeOpiates]

Im on probation relapsed did some OC freaked out went to my local head shop spent like 50 dollars on a drink took a test 3 days later. failed I spent a week in jail and was 50 dollars poorer there all B.S. IMO

I'm on probation here in KY and they don't test for OC here. They use the 5 panel dip test. What do they use where you are at? It must be extended, that sucks.

[Oxydation]

I'm on probation here in KY and they don't test for OC here. They use the 5 panel dip test. What do they use where you are at? It must be extended, that sucks.

Don't you still fail that test...the 5 panel? I'm currently involved in an outpatient ReHab program and we undergo random drug tests that employ the common 5-Panel (cup type) and I've failed it twice on OC alone. The first time I was just busted but luckily they were away from the bathroom at the time and my wife filled another cup for me. Second time, I blamed it on the Codeine in my cough medication (it's my wifes but I used Adobe Photoshop to create a duplicate label with my name on it).
My point, OC will metabolize into the very Opiate range the test is looking for - to my knowledge...at least on a standard 5-Panel.

[ein0606]

i used to get those home cup tests all the time. all you have to do is drop a little bleach in it. you will be clean as can be. unless someone is watching.