DRUG TEST?

[phunkypez1]

Ok so heres my situation.... I had to give a ua for my job today, n I used some fake piss i got from the head shop... it comes with heating crystals to bring it to body temp, while i was waiting for it to warm up i stuck my finger in it to see how hot it was. earlier i handled sum tar H. So my question is.. do you think enuff h residue could have gotten into the piss to make the results come back dirty?? when i realized what i did i poured out tha piss i stuck my finger in n put new fake piss in but i used the same bottle...
THANKS!!

[lunchbox]

fake piss sounds sketchy to me

how did you handle the H?

[Skript]

I beleive the drug test tests for metabolites in the specimen, not the active drug itself..
Good luck

[phunkypez1]

i picked it up with my fingers... so im thinking sum of the h could have stuck to my fingers... I mean there wasnt like a big chunk of h stuck to my finger... but a lil bit probably got left behind from touching it. after i poured out the piss that i stuck my finger into, i rinsed out the bottle with water a couple times, then put new "clean" piss in.. so do ya'll think that enuff, if any h was left behind in the bottle to test dirty??



I beleive the drug test tests for metabolites in the specimen, not the active drug itself..
Good luck

Ya thats what i was thinking.. and hoping...

[jackjohnson]

Ya thats what i was thinking.. and hoping...

your all set, first of all, i highly doubt there would be enough residue on your fingers to show up. second of all, even if there was, they don't even test for the drug itself, they test for the drugs metabolites that show up in the urine. you could probably dump heroin powder into the urine and still have it come up clean. although i wouldn't try that.

[mollywopped]

your all set, first of all, i highly doubt there would be enough residue on your fingers to show up. second of all, even if there was, they don't even test for the drug itself, they test for the drugs metabolites that show up in the urine. you could probably dump heroin powder into the urine and still have it come up clean. although i wouldn't try that.


I agree, kind of. I seriously doubt there was enough dope on your finger for the residue to show up even if you used the first batch of piss. Since you dumped it out, I don't think there is any way that they would find residue off of your finger that stuck to the side of the bottle when you had the first batch. You're just freaking yourself out and not being realistic. Secondly, they do test for etabolites, not the active drug, but one of the metabolites of heroin is morphine and if you dumped heroin powder into urine, some of it will turn into morphine, just like when you leave heroin in a syringe. So, if you did that (which you didn't) you would test positive.

I think your biggest worry here is what the fuck is in that fake piss? I assume they are sending it out to a lab because you didn't get the results right there. That would be my worry, I am sure that the labs know every trick in the book and who knows how in depth they go, but finding fake piss doesn't seem like it would take a PhD to do. So, if I was you, I wouldn't worry about the dope on my finger, but rather the bottle of fake piss they have with my name on it. Just my 2 cents.

[I'm-Nod-Addicted]

"Some fake piss stuff that I bought at the head shop..."


Yeah, I'd be ready for a callback (re-piss).




:p

[kyuss]

you really need to
resize that signature pic;
it's way too large.

[I'm-Nod-Addicted]

you really need to
resize that signature pic;
it's way too large.


I had sigs turned off so i turned them on to see who you were referring to....and WTF! HA HA HAHA HA H AHA HA HA!

[limitless_euphoria]

your all set, first of all, i highly doubt there would be enough residue on your fingers to show up. second of all, even if there was, they don't even test for the drug itself, they test for the drugs metabolites that show up in the urine. you could probably dump heroin powder into the urine and still have it come up clean. although i wouldn't try that.

Yeah, that's what I would call drug abuse.... abusing the heroin. It deserves to go into receptors, not piss. :)

[phaedros]

In my area they DO test for the atual drug.I have a friend who had somebody with clean piss take a leak in a pill bottle that he used to sneak it in to the bathroom at his P.O.s office.Well he forgot that he had used it the night before to store about a 5?$ chunk of crack that he was smoking.When they tested it was positive for coke.And it was just a panel test.

[phunkypez1]

Ive used the piss before for this job, and i passed so i know it works... thanks for the replies, i figured i was jus being paranoid. I guess ill find out tomorrow when i get to work.
SORRY bout my sig!haha.

[havok]

You are fine. I don't think you have anything to worry about. You are definitly paranoid about it though so I hope everything works out for you. This must be a good job you got if you are so worried about it. LoL.

[phunkypez1]

You are fine. I don't think you have anything to worry about. You are definitly paranoid about it though so I hope everything works out for you. This must be a good job you got if you are so worried about it. LoL.
Its a state job... n i get 19.75 an hour... so it would be kinda hard to find a job that pays as much if i get fired....

[kyuss]

Its a state job... n i get 19.75 an hour... so it would be kinda hard to find a job that pays as much if i get fired....

Damn,that's good money.
Let us know the outcome.
You can open that sig pic
in Windows Picture Viewer
and resize it
Let me know
if you want me
to resize it for you

[sunburny]

I tripped a drug test with dopey fingers before.

[mark_renton]

I tripped a drug test with dopey fingers before.

Same thing happened to a friend of mine, the dumb sob was snort'n lines on the way too take his test.

On another note, I thought for sure I was gonna have to take a ua this morning ( which woulda meant I was fucked), somehow the guy forgot to give it to me or something, god what a relief.