saw the funniest beatdown today

[riotgrrrl]

Not sure where this should go but...

Down in the hole today and this guy in all camo decided he was going to stick up the dealer with a ....wait for it....bow-n-arrow. Needless to say the dealer grabbed the bow and beat this guy for a good 10 mins. Finally the guys friend drove off, that's right he never left the vehicle. Only in West Virginia.

[nick]

Not sure where this should go but...

Down in the hole today and this guy in all camo decided he was going to stick up the dealer with a ....wait for it....bow-n-arrow. Needless to say the dealer grabbed the bow and beat this guy for a good 10 mins. Finally the guys friend drove off, that's right he never left the vehicle. Only in West Virginia.

Bow and arrow!! Jesus....and would you have left the vehicle?

[slugbone]

Bow and arrow!! Jesus....and would you have left the vehicle?


Nick didn't you say you were going to do some some turkey hunting in west virginia recently?


seems like more than just a coincidence eh? i always knew nick was itching to get over to this side of the pond and wreak some havoc down in west virginia!

[riotgrrrl]

Bow and arrow!! Jesus....and would you have left the vehicle?


NO but i would have driven off 10 mins earlier instead of letting the dealer beat my friend. Actually i wouldn't let my friend try to rob an open air market with a bow-n-arrow.

[Ludakris]

NO but i would have driven off 10 mins earlier instead of letting the dealer beat my friend. Actually i wouldn't let my friend try to rob an open air market with a bow-n-arrow.

Sounds like a tweaker move to me...trying to rob a dealer in an open air market with a bow & arrow...none the less, free entertainment.

I was at a football game the other day and watched some guy walk up to this car, beat the snot out of the passenger (while he was still buckled in the seatbelt) and then walk away with a little ziplock bag full of pills and the driver just sat there and waited for it to end. Man, I would have loved to hear the story behind that one.

[rothmandrew]

both your stories are hilarious!

man
sometimes my boring little existence screams for a little violent entertainment

[blo0mz]

That's fucking hilarious. Made me smile today, something I haven't had much reason to do! :)

[hero 1]

that was some funny shite man

[irish]

Tweaker move for sure. What the hell are they thinking when they do shit like that? Just one more reason to stay away from speed.

[HistoryofMadness]

fucking classic.

sounds like this guy's plan to head to the hunting lodge to kick didn't quite end as planned...

[jackjohnson]

Not sure where this should go but...

Down in the hole today and this guy in all camo decided he was going to stick up the dealer with a ....wait for it....bow-n-arrow. Needless to say the dealer grabbed the bow and beat this guy for a good 10 mins. Finally the guys friend drove off, that's right he never left the vehicle. Only in West Virginia.

thank you for the hilarious picture you just put in my head. i laughed for a good part of 5 minutes after reading this. you just made my day, thank you. lmao. i just cant stop picturing some hick type guy walking up to a crazy mexican dealer wearing camo and pull out a bow and arrow and the dealer grab that thing and whip his ass with it while the camo guys buddy drives off. hilarious mental image. lollol :D:D:D:D

[irish]

I had some kid try to rob me a while ago, I live downtown and it's more common than you would think. He didn't have a weapon or anything, he was just bigger than me. Anyways I just unloaded on him, and went way overboard. By the end of it I was feeling really bad and sorry for him. I probably could have just walked away, But being in pain has really shortened my temper. I know that I have a really vicious temper but I'm used to having a really long fuse. With this kid I just went from zero to homicidal in about three seconds.

[reddragon3668]

I missed this thread... I am having a blast this morning. Between pluggin' alcohol and now this, I'll be laughing all day!

A frickin' compound bow and hunting arrow is a formidable weapon, but more so at 50 yards or so. I think I'd much rather be shot with a handgun than to be hit with one of those hunting arrows shot from a 300 fps compound bow.

But, this is funny shit. I can just see it now. I agree, had to be a tweaker. No one thinking rationally would attempt such a dumbass stunt. That shit will be on MadTV before we know it. This is the kind of shit that comedy is made of. Hilarious!

[WarmCyanide]

I missed this thread... I am having a blast this morning. Between pluggin' alcohol and now this, I'll be laughing all day!

A frickin' compound bow and hunting arrow is a formidable weapon, but more so at 50 yards or so. I think I'd much rather be shot with a handgun than to be hit with one of those hunting arrows shot from a 300 fps compound bow.

But, this is funny shit. I can just see it now. I agree, had to be a tweaker. No one thinking rationally would attempt such a dumbass stunt. That shit will be on MadTV before we know it. This is the kind of shit that comedy is made of. Hilarious!



yeah its 5:45am here on the west coast. my 'ball game' is shut down do to rain. vics and gfj here.:D:D

[Tea Time]

I 'spose he thought that the camo would make him "invisible." What a fucking dumbass! Thanks for sharing this story! I love "stupid criminal" stories! I could read or listen to stories like this for hours an end.

[reddragon3668]

I wonder what junkie camo would look like? A bunch of convoluted pill bottles, pills, syringes, baggies... LOL


I 'spose he thought that the camo would make him "invisible." What a fucking dumbass! Thanks for sharing this story! I love "stupid criminal" stories! I could read or listen to stories like this for hours an end.

[Papa Verine]

This is a good one. I'll tell you though, ehrn I'm horribly dope-sick and this desperate I don't even have the energy to pull back a compound bow.

I once was in a car at an open air market when the driver (an acquantaince) robbed a spot without a weapon. The dealer was so used to us being there he put his hand in through the car window with a handful of bags, the driver smacked his hand up real fast and hit the gas. Bags were everywhere.

I never went to that spot again and never went anywhere with that ass-hole again.

[irish]

If I was going to rob a dealer I'd use my .45. Takes a lot less strength than a bow and holds 13 rounds.

[OxyContinuously]

bow and arrow!!!!

that's just nuts, and s/o said it, but that sounds like a tweaker thing to do.

[Soda]

Not sure where this should go but...

Down in the hole today and this guy in all camo decided he was going to stick up the dealer with a ....wait for it....bow-n-arrow. Needless to say the dealer grabbed the bow and beat this guy for a good 10 mins. Finally the guys friend drove off, that's right he never left the vehicle. Only in West Virginia.

That's incredible. And I can tell you aren't lying even a tiny bit. That's honesty there about something so bizzare its hard to accept. But Soda does. The only thing I think is what sort of friends dont help someone in a fight? I've never instigated a fight, but one time this asian dude who was tough as hell duct tapped my little spanish friend and started then to duct tape his mouth. So I got involved then, even though I ended up getting beat up.
I digress.
Cool story.

[youwonhundred]

*insert insane laughter here*

Yeh, that was a pretty stupid fuckin move. Dude deserved to get beat down, just for being stupid.

[Chicago]

Yea we both no the west side & when you no the tip pretty well & some of the runners reconize the ride from a far they usually hand you the dope b4 they grab the money, most of the time you gotta have atleast a few singles handy to be seen.
My point P.V. is I have ripped off many spots out west, one time i had 4 buks & asked for a whole pack of 13 blows, dude put into the car w/my window only half down, he dropped them on to my lap then expecting the money, which i had enough time to think about what to do which was floor it & this dude was hanging from my window for about a half block lol:D, must of got hurt.
Did this many times to tips where i no they hand you the dope 1rst, but there has been times where I had this planned out then out of the blue the runnere wants to see/get the money 1rst waiting next to my window w/dope in his hands, damm did I feel dumb b/c i was ok let me go in my pocket then saying oh man i 4got my money or that other tip shorted me when buying rocks.
But I will never for get when some junky stuck up the projects for a whole bundle of 500 bags , but dude was shot & killed B4 he made it down the stairs. There was 8 bldgs & for a week there was 1 tactle car & 2 blue & white in front & back of each bldg. They shut all busn down for a week str8. Only way to get into the bldg is to live there & have I.D.
Another project down the street a cop came in to try to buy & as dumb as he is, when they padded him down & found his gun, when this happend all the dudes stomped the shit out of him & took his gun. CPD was so insulted they sat at these projects 24/7 for 2 weeks str8. Now thats alot of money lost, ALOT.
But my point when you no some open air market tips & no they give you the dope b4 u hand them the money or you just hand them 10 singles for 10bags as long as you can drive & there are not people in cars just chillen around it is easy to do, you just can't hit that tip 4 awhile, did this shit when dope was falling out at these spots. West side they never carry guns 75% time on them as in s.side in the bldg every one is carrying a gun.
Sorry making this so long.
@P.V. THAT WHOLE ALEIN BAG AREA WAS THE EASIEST, I THINK U NO WHAT I MEAN & THE AREA.;)

This is a good one. I'll tell you though, ehrn I'm horribly dope-sick and this desperate I don't even have the energy to pull back a compound bow.


I once was in a car at an open air market when the driver (an acquantaince) robbed a spot without a weapon. The dealer was so used to us being there he put his hand in through the car window with a handful of bags, the driver smacked his hand up real fast and hit the gas. Bags were everywhere.


I never went to that spot again and never went anywhere with that ass-hole again.

[rizzo]

my question is?where is there a open air in west virgina?

[chopstix]

SWIM got this kid once and they were so over prepared it was comical. Got the runner in the car, drove around the block, three dudes in the back seat all of the sudden "GIVE US THE SHIT!!!" all with pipes and bats and shit and the dude looked so scared and gave it up so quick, I really think they just they coulda just said "boo!" and he woulda dropped the shit. Ya kinda had to be there but it was funny, so much preparation when they probably could have just slapped the guy. Obviously not your average operation which is why it was targeted, hehe..

Another time I had a dream that my friend got this guy and it was a full on foot chase back to my moms pricey little sports car, I'm sitting there clutch in and in gear, two other dudes in the car, praying to fucking god dude gets in the seat with enough time to gun it and man it was close, dude was close enough to throw something but didn't damage a very expensive paint job. I didn't shift into 2nd until about 7grand, I think I hit the rev limiter. That was kind of a fun dream..

Don't try this at home kids.

[hydrolaw]

Thats West Virginia for ya.