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(inaudible screams)
11-03-2007, 11:49 AM
So I was watching Cops last night and they busted a prostitute for attempting to sell her wares....

The cops search her purse and find a ziplock bag with needles/syringes and a small bag of heroin.

Immediately the girl starts chirping:

"Ill know where the dealer lives and his name! Can we make a deal?!??! He has a lot lot lot of heroin there!!!"




What a skank whore. I was surprised at how quickly she attempted to sell her dealer out. The cops just said "yeah we'll talk about that later"

Bishop
11-03-2007, 12:20 PM
lol, trick wasn't lookn forward to poppin in that tuna can was she?

nick
11-03-2007, 12:22 PM
and I'm sure she has many more dealers.

WarmCyanide
11-03-2007, 01:09 PM
look who yer talkin about. street corner torture not the most upstanding jane q

Rent
11-03-2007, 01:32 PM
I can't even watch that fucking show anymore. It just disgusted me. The cops not the whores.

GoddessofRATs
11-03-2007, 01:43 PM
I actually saw someone i used to know on cops. 15 years ago when i was doing meth, there was this town-h hooker named Victoria, she frequented the same area i lived in and was i guess friends with my dealer. She looked real raunchy, she wore skimpy clothes and she had a long scar going down her stomach and that's always the first thing i noticed about her was that long scare. She was homeless and did any drug she could get her hands on, shit at that time she must have been 45-50.

So fast forward about 5 years, I'm sober, not doing anything, my dealer has died of aids (i never shared needles with him THANK GOD) he would never let me use dirty needles, he was so protective of me, he was acutally a teddy bear of a guy. So anyway, I'm watching cops and there she is, fucking Victoria, the cops saw her walking down the street and decided to bother her and search her and arrested her. I was like OMFG, i used to know that girl, holly shitters!

And then a few years later i saw her walking down the street, i said "hey Victoria" and she says to me with this old-smokey voice "Who the fuck are you" I drove off cracking up.

Anyway, that was so damn funny. She's probably dead now, or in jail. I don't live in that same area but i do drive though it now and then i and sometimes i wonder about her. She was a character for sure.

GOR

Bishop
11-03-2007, 01:57 PM
I can't even watch that fucking show anymore. It just disgusted me. The cops not the whores.

Big time, that's real.

WarmCyanide
11-03-2007, 03:58 PM
i dont know what i like more, lock-up on MSLSD (MSNBC) , cops, or intervention. maybe if they found a way to mix all three thatd be nirvana.

i did like that one episode of cops where they just made the guy throw his weed and pipe into the thickets of the shoulder and let him go. rarity

nick
11-03-2007, 04:03 PM
i dont know what i like more, lock-up on MSLSD (MSNBC) , cops, or intervention. maybe if they found a way to mix all three thatd be nirvana.

i did like that one episode of cops where they just made the guy throw his weed and pipe into the thickets of the shoulder and let him go. rarity

I wonder if he went back to get his dope and if he did I wonder if he discovered that the cops had picked it up.

Rent
11-03-2007, 04:04 PM
WOW!! You can really watch Cop's. I seriously can't. I used too watch and all my screaming at the TV; the kids asks me not to watch anymore. At least they have my views of the injustice on the poor. Like I said fuck Cop's. It's probably the worst show on TV.

nick
11-03-2007, 04:06 PM
WOW!! You can really watch Cop's. I seriously can't. I used too watch and all my screaming at the TV; the kids asks me not to watch anymore. At least they have my views of the injustice on the poor. Like I said fuck Cop's. It's probably the worst show on TV.

Just wait for cops-the movie!!

I can't watch that crap either.

GoddessofRATs
11-03-2007, 05:27 PM
I don't really like 'Cops' either, they cops piss me off sometimes, some of them are testosterone loaded idiots. And the ladies are bitchy too LOL. I just happened to be watching it that time i saw the girl i knew on it.

GOR

Seedy
11-03-2007, 06:21 PM
We get this show here I think it's called Cops Uncut, but it shows cops fucking up or abusing their power or just being idiots. One time I saw this black guy being pulled over for something pathetic, his tail light was out or something, it turned out he was a cop from another state. These redneck white cops call for backup when he refuses to cooperate and in the end there's about 5 white cops with guns opinted at this black cop, one of them runs at him with a flying knee to the head... fucking morons.