HELP PLEASE!!!!

[NV12]

If this is allowed....

Where is the quickest and most effective place to get synthetic urine for a drug test for a job??

THANKS!

[ein0606]

the only way i know is someone u can trust and know 100% they are clean. sorry dont know where to get synthetic piss though

[Bishop]

The local head shop. Trails is nationwide maybe. Look up smoke shop, or tobacco shop in your local directory.

[nick]

Opiyum(who's a stone degenerate and consequentially knows what he's talking about-most of the time) mentioned a product called minutemen made by liberty research in Oregon.Check it out.

Or as mentioned find someone clean(not always easy) and ask for their "help."

Much luck with it.

[jab]

You can get it online at lots of places. Google finds a TON..

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=clean+urine+drug+test

I've used it in the past and it works like a charm. Add warm water and go.

Good luck!

[wafflehead77]

Opiyum(who's a stone degenerate and consequentially knows what he's talking about-most of the time) mentioned a product called minutemen made by liberty research in Oregon.Check it out.

Or as mentioned find someone clean(not always easy) and ask for their "help."

Much luck with it.

Yeah, its hard enough finding someone who is clean, and even harder finding someone who doesnt do drugs, but is still cool enough to ask for their urine. It makes for an awkward converstion.

I too have heard good things about "Minutemen". A friend has used on several occasions, without incident.
I think these were 5-12 panel UA's though, not GS, or some of the more advanced techniques.

By the way, sorry about the other day Nick. I have no problem with either you or any other mod/admin. You guys are doing great work, and it is much appreciated. I must have been in a "fighting mood", as I seemed to be starting fights with my girlfriend all day as well.

[Bishop]

http://www.quickfixurine.com/?gclid=CPbup7HEuY8CFQGdIwodmjTIVw

Go to a head shop, get it on the spot.

[nick]

Yeah, its hard enough finding someone who is clean, and even harder finding someone who doesnt do drugs, but is still cool enough to ask for their urine. It makes for an awkward converstion.

I too have heard good things about "Minutemen". A friend has used on several occasions, without incident.
I think these were 5-12 panel UA's though, not GS, or some of the more advanced techniques.

By the way, sorry about the other day Nick. I have no problem with either you or any other mod/admin. You guys are doing great work, and it is much appreciated. I must have been in a "fighting mood", as I seemed to be starting fights with my girlfriend all day as well.

No problems man,we're cool and I hear you about asking for clean urine.I mean what excuse can you give for wanting someone's urine?

[Dr. Oxy]

No problems man,we're cool and I hear you about asking for clean urine.I mean what excuse can you give for wanting someone's urine?

To aid in ones sex life of course, just tell them you'd love to give your girl a golden shower, but cant manage to pee on the spot and its really cramping your style.

[tptptp]

I heard of a product maybe it was minute man but I thoguht it was illegal in the US now. Wahetevr you do, do your homework some only work for weed and many are poor/ineffective products. The dilution trick is often tested for now and this includes the products where you drink a ton of water. Dilution DOES help but many places look for it now and will retest you. Much luck I'll be following this thread as I'm looking for a good product for a friend of mine.

[ein0606]

To aid in ones sex life of course, just tell them you'd love to give your girl a golden shower, but cant manage to pee on the spot and its really cramping your style.



hahahha so you can give a golden shower by just dumping piss on someone...interesting.

[NV12]

Thanks guys...

It's actually for my husband. The only thing he has in his system besides his prescribed scripts is marijuana. I can't help b/c I sometimes use the MJ for my migraines which help sometimes more than anything. Every once in a great while we get some and it figures this new job would come up now...

Anyway, thanks again, still not sure what the best thing to do is. I know plenty of people to get clean urine from but that still makes me nervous.

Wide.

[OxyContinuously]

Oh if its for ur hubby, thats pretty simple.

tell him to search Google or whatever for a product called the "Urinator," (sounds gross I know, but trust me it works)

OK, here's what it is: lab grade powdered urine (u add near boiling water to it on the day of ur test to make it into liquid--think of it as the "country time" powder that u make lemonade with, but this time you're making piss)

now its a small unit (about the size of a PDA, prob smaller) and it has a strap that goes around ur leg to hold it in place. it has a 9 volt battery, point of this is because the system actually has a computer chip that with the power from the battery, keeps the urine after u reconstituted it at a steady 98.6 degrees...

and the reason i said its simple for ur husband is because he'll have it strapped on his leg (and its mad small, no one would ever see it under his pants, not a chance) and there is a small clear tube with a stopper that is part of the unit...guys usually strap the system to their leg, and what I did when i had a drug test, is I took the tubing, and placed it in my boxer shorts right where Little Oxy would come out (and the tube has a stopper, so dont worry about the urine leaking or anything like that) So when i took the test, the jerk waited outside the bathroom, but the beauty of it is that the tubing was exactly where my you know what would be...all u do is unzip, aim the tube into the cup, and pull out the stopper...fill the cup or whatever and when ur done, since it's so close to ur privates, no one will ever see it, even if he has a real moron for a tester who basically stands *in* the bathroom behind him or whateevr, he'll be able to fill the cup, put the stopper in place, and walk out!!

And it uses lab grade urine so that means theres nothing in it 'cept urea and water basically...since drug testing places only test for drugs, they will never know that this is not "his" urine...all they will see is yellow liquid, at the CORRECT temp (which is KEY) w/ no drugs in it!!! And by the way, it smells like real urine too, so there;ll be no bullshit...trust me this works and works WELL

It's called the Urinator, and runs about 150 bucks or so, but you can use it again and again...good buy, I think so I hope this helps u guys out!!

later

Oxy

[NV12]

Oh if its for ur hubby, thats pretty simple.

tell him to search Google or whatever for a product called the "Urinator," (sounds gross I know, but trust me it works)

OK, here's what it is: lab grade powdered urine (u add near boiling water to it on the day of ur test to make it into liquid--think of it as the "country time" powder that u make lemonade with, but this time you're making piss)

now its a small unit (about the size of a PDA, prob smaller) and it has a strap that goes around ur leg to hold it in place. it has a 9 volt battery, point of this is because the system actually has a computer chip that with the power from the battery, keeps the urine after u reconstituted it at a steady 98.6 degrees...

and the reason i said its simple for ur husband is because he'll have it strapped on his leg (and its mad small, no one would ever see it under his pants, not a chance) and there is a small clear tube with a stopper that is part of the unit...guys usually strap the system to their leg, and what I did when i had a drug test, is I took the tubing, and placed it in my boxer shorts right where Little Oxy would come out (and the tube has a stopper, so dont worry about the urine leaking or anything like that) So when i took the test, the jerk waited outside the bathroom, but the beauty of it is that the tubing was exactly where my you know what would be...all u do is unzip, aim the tube into the cup, and pull out the stopper...fill the cup or whatever and when ur done, since it's so close to ur privates, no one will ever see it, even if he has a real moron for a tester who basically stands *in* the bathroom behind him or whateevr, he'll be able to fill the cup, put the stopper in place, and walk out!!

And it uses lab grade urine so that means theres nothing in it 'cept urea and water basically...since drug testing places only test for drugs, they will never know that this is not "his" urine...all they will see is yellow liquid, at the CORRECT temp (which is KEY) w/ no drugs in it!!! And by the way, it smells like real urine too, so there;ll be no bullshit...trust me this works and works WELL

It's called the Urinator, and runs about 150 bucks or so, but you can use it again and again...good buy, I think so I hope this helps u guys out!!

later

Oxy
Thanks Oxy... I should have specified it was for him first! That's exactly what i was looking for, but ouch... $150. Small price to pay I guess...

Be easy...

[Bishop]

I'm telling you, use the stuff in the link above. It cost $39.99. Garunteed. Comes with the heat pack and everything.

[tptptp]

Thanks Oxy... I should have specified it was for him first! That's exactly what i was looking for, but ouch... $150. Small price to pay I guess...

Be easy...

Oh yeah I forgot about that thing! It is damn expensive though but it works. He does need clean piss though, better to have it from a male too never know all of what's tested for. Urinators been out many years, good product as long as they aren't watching his dingaling.

[robotears]

REMEMBER TO TAKE NOTICE IF THERE IS A THERMOMETER/TEMPERTURE STRIP ON THE PISS CUP! USUALLY THERE IS AND YOU'LL EITHER HAVE TO KEEP IT WARM ON YOUR BODY (be careful not to spill on yourself), OR PUT WARM WATER FROM THE TAP, IN WITH THE PISS TO GET THE THERMOMETER TO READ 98 DEGREES. BE CAREFUL AND GET THE MIXTURE WARMER SLOWLY. IF YOU FILL IT TOO FAST WITH TOO MUCH HOT WATER, YOUR TEMP WILL READ OUT OVER 98 DEGREES AND THEN THEY THINK ITS BEEN TAMPURED WITH. If you know all this already, pay no attention to me lol. Just thought I should say something... just in case. Good Luck!

[NV12]

Thanks again guys...

He went to a shop similiar to that someone mentioned previously and purchased the synthetic urine (not sure what brand).

Worked like a charm... thanks for the feedback. He's of course done it before, I just wasn't sure how to get it quick..

Be easy,

WideOpenSky

[Coldshakekid]

try www.neonjoint.com (http://www.neonjoint.com)
its a wicked site as well.

[riotgrrrl]

Testclear has powdered urine plus they supply heaters and themometers so the temp can be correct. I have used their products with success.