EleusisII
10-25-2007, 07:40 AM
This is something I've never heard mentioned among my fellow doctor-scammers, but I found it works really well to get more of the good stuff.
It won't work for chronic painpatients, or if your tolerance is too high, but if your tolerance is low/you're a chipper, and you just got opies for an injury, acute problem or post-surgery, it should work really well.
1. Scam doctor/ER
2. Get prescription for percocets or oxycontins filled
3. Two, three days later, you go back (You can see a different doc too about this, or go to a familydoctor/walkin clinic if you've been to the ER) and explain them that the painkillers you got works wonders for the pain, but it makes you too drowsy.
As the drug-naive person you are, you talked with your pharmacist, and he told you that it's available in a lower dosage: Would it be possible to get that, since you get a little too drowsy in the daytime to function well?
Bring all your paperwork of course (ER discharge sheets, etc). If you got OC's you might want to mix in a story that you tried breaking them in half, but it made you even more drowsy, and that's when the pharmacist told you about the lower dosage.
I always found it a good idea to ask some additional drug-naive questions as well ("The doctor told me to take it with a tylenol. Sometimes I have to take it with two tylenols with it at the same time, that's not too much, is it?" Not anything TOO stupid)
If you got the lowest available dosage: 5 mg hydros, you're obviously going to walk out with some shitty tramadol or something like that.
But If you got scripted percocets, there's a good chance you'll walk out with some hydros.
10mg hydros might get you a script for the 5mg ones, and if you got scripted 20mg of OC, you'll probably go home with the 10mg. In other words: You'll milk it for all the opies you can get.
I used this one plenty of times: Got 100 10mg OC's on top of the 30 20mgs, 50 5mg percocets on top of 30 10mg or OC's. It usually works really well.
Most doctors I've met, take pain pretty seriously, and treat it with what you tell them works. (This is another point: I've found that I'm more likely to get percs or OCs if I TELL the doctor that it works/worked really well on the pain, instead of doing the druggie-allergy dance)
But as we all know, at the same time, they're are usually besieged by scammers and patients to try get MORE painrelief, and MORE drugs, not less.
So when somebody shows up and complains about excessive drowsyness, and asks for something a little less strong, well, there's no doubt that's a legitimate patient now, is there?
And lord knows, we need all the opies we can get... Good luck!
It won't work for chronic painpatients, or if your tolerance is too high, but if your tolerance is low/you're a chipper, and you just got opies for an injury, acute problem or post-surgery, it should work really well.
1. Scam doctor/ER
2. Get prescription for percocets or oxycontins filled
3. Two, three days later, you go back (You can see a different doc too about this, or go to a familydoctor/walkin clinic if you've been to the ER) and explain them that the painkillers you got works wonders for the pain, but it makes you too drowsy.
As the drug-naive person you are, you talked with your pharmacist, and he told you that it's available in a lower dosage: Would it be possible to get that, since you get a little too drowsy in the daytime to function well?
Bring all your paperwork of course (ER discharge sheets, etc). If you got OC's you might want to mix in a story that you tried breaking them in half, but it made you even more drowsy, and that's when the pharmacist told you about the lower dosage.
I always found it a good idea to ask some additional drug-naive questions as well ("The doctor told me to take it with a tylenol. Sometimes I have to take it with two tylenols with it at the same time, that's not too much, is it?" Not anything TOO stupid)
If you got the lowest available dosage: 5 mg hydros, you're obviously going to walk out with some shitty tramadol or something like that.
But If you got scripted percocets, there's a good chance you'll walk out with some hydros.
10mg hydros might get you a script for the 5mg ones, and if you got scripted 20mg of OC, you'll probably go home with the 10mg. In other words: You'll milk it for all the opies you can get.
I used this one plenty of times: Got 100 10mg OC's on top of the 30 20mgs, 50 5mg percocets on top of 30 10mg or OC's. It usually works really well.
Most doctors I've met, take pain pretty seriously, and treat it with what you tell them works. (This is another point: I've found that I'm more likely to get percs or OCs if I TELL the doctor that it works/worked really well on the pain, instead of doing the druggie-allergy dance)
But as we all know, at the same time, they're are usually besieged by scammers and patients to try get MORE painrelief, and MORE drugs, not less.
So when somebody shows up and complains about excessive drowsyness, and asks for something a little less strong, well, there's no doubt that's a legitimate patient now, is there?
And lord knows, we need all the opies we can get... Good luck!