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GoddessofRATs
09-11-2007, 12:42 PM
OMG, my Ex just rang my doorbell. She works for one of the major delivery companies. I saw her truck pull up in front of my house and i knew i wasn't getting any package and i thought i bet ya any money she wants Tramadol ROTFL

Sure enough, She's like "Hey, hi how ya doing, do you have any Tramadol"? Normally i have plenty and would just give her a few but i am flat out. So i say "No hun, i don't have any right now" And than she says "Well, I'll give you twenty bucks for some, i just need to wake up, i need some energy" And I'm like "no, seriously i don't have any, and if i did you know I'd give you a few even without the money" And than i say "All i have is Morphine and Roxicodone" and she's like "Whats that?" She is an opiate-dumb person, knows nothing about nothing oppie. And i say "Well, I'm not giving you those, you're driving and you probably couldn't handle those anyway, I'm not giving you any of those" And she says "No, i just wanted Tramadol not that stuff" She's like me, she enjoys Tramadol"

When we were together i always gave her a few Trams here and there to help her get through her long work day. And after we broke up I'd only give her some when she delivered the trams. She actually is the delivery person for my area so she always knew when i got trams.

I feel bad now but shit after they way she treated me, i don't frickin care. She put me through hell last year. She is one of the reasons i want to be single now.

Oh and like 2 months ago when she delivered my trams she's like "How can i get some of these" I said, well i can order some for you on line but ya gotta give me the money" And she's like ok, next time i come here i'll give you money to order some" This cheap bastard, check this out. So ok I'm thinking of ordering some Trams and than i remember hey my EX wants some maybe She'll pay for most of them and we can split them 70/30 or something, she doesn't need as many as me and she knows that. So i call her and i tell her I'm thinking of ordering some Trams do you want some and she's like yea. So i say well it's about $140.00, how much you wanna give, she's like oh just 20 dollars, I think to myself, cheap b@#$%. She just said last month she wanted me to order her some. And so i say well, how about a little more than that sweetie. And she says "no i don't need them that bad, I'll just get some from you when you have them" Well baby, ya gotta pay a little for drugs ROTFL. SO flash to today, now she is screwed, i don't have any. If she'd just had just offered a little more to help me order the pills she wouldn't have had to embarrassed herself by ringing my doorbell to ask for some. I bet she is so embarrassed right now LOL. Maybe that shouldn't make me feel good but it kinda does, but mostly just because of what she did to me last year, all the pain she put me through.

My Ex is so cheap, she was so cheap when we were together. And i am not one of those women who care about how much money my SO has, i could care less about that, but she was sooooo cheap, my god. And she makes fricking BANK where she works and all her side endeavors. Anyway, you guys don't need to hear all about that stuff. She done me wrong, plain and simple and i don't wanna get into it now and i doubt you all wanna hear about it lol

I just thought I'd share about her ringing my doorbell and asking for trams, to god damn funny, i tell ya!

Oh when she left, she's like "Oh ok, Well.... I'll just drink a bunch of red bull instead" I should have said "Girl, get your cheap ass on the internet and order yourself your OWN damn Tramadol" LOL

GOR

Euphoricgirl
09-11-2007, 12:53 PM
Oh, to funny Goddess. Whats Roxicodone and Morphine??? Ahhhhh, those were the days.:D

Black_Pony
09-11-2007, 12:57 PM
Ya, seriously! This is not a friggen pharmacy over here 'ring the bell for service.' The unfortunate truth is, it sounds like she will know as soon as you DO get some more. Who knows, she might intercept the package if she's REALLY unscrupulous.

Moonrock
09-11-2007, 01:14 PM
FRIGGIN LEACH

OhJoy
09-17-2007, 08:46 PM
Oh when she left, she's like "Oh ok, Well.... I'll just drink a bunch of red bull instead" I should have said "Girl, get your cheap ass on the internet and order yourself your OWN damn Tramadol" LOL

GOR


You should have def said that! What is wrong with people?! It's not that hard!

doctor diesel
09-18-2007, 06:12 AM
GOR, you're a trams expert aint you. Don't you find that the energising quality, that speedy feel that they have, is actually slightly annoying and irritating. Kind of like 'it's put me on edge and I feel unsettled, and I can't escape this and won't for about four hours.'.
that's the kind of invigoration trams used to give me - useful sometimes, but not really comfortable.
What do you think?


Doc

Hentai
09-18-2007, 06:30 AM
great story. high-larious! i just love the stages of shock a cheapo goes through when the nice people finally cut them off and they realize the well is dry. i used to be overly generous and nice too until when i fell on hard times myself, i realized that very few people we're willing to help me even a fraction of the amount i helped them out with. so now i am more judicious in who i am kind too... only the people who deserve it. anyway great story made me laugh. stop giving in!!

southernbelle
09-18-2007, 06:41 AM
What he said^^^. I have a "friend" like that too, only he found out that the well dried up too. AND the money tree! Damn, I hate free-loaders.

Hentai
09-18-2007, 07:21 AM
What he said^^^. I have a "friend" like that too, only he found out that the well dried up too. AND the money tree! Damn, I hate free-loaders.

care to share what happened? not trying to be nosy but love that kind of story

southernbelle
09-18-2007, 08:15 AM
Sure. You're not being nosy! This is our friend who gets our "goodies" for us. We've been on a 2 year run (I inherited a bit of money in 2005) being able to buy as many pills as we could find. And consuming them too!! He always hit us up for a few and we didn't mind. I mean, we had a bunch so why not? He was a dear friend who was a pallbearer at my mom & dad's funeral.

As always, the well has finally run dry. Maybe not dry, but I refuse to spend our last little bit of money. From now on we only buy what we can afford on our salaries. To make a long story short, he took the money and only came back with half of the promised product. This has happened before. But always before, we could afford to lose some money. Not this time. We told him if he couldn't find any more to just give us the money back....Well, he either spent it (which is what I think happened) or gave dude all the money at once. Now we're out of money *and* out of pills!

Keep in mind we've been there for both his children's births, we were there with lots of flowers and presents. We've also helped them out with money whenever they needed it, and boy did he. I think of this kid as my own son! He calls me Mama, calls me on my b-day, Mother's Day, etc. This is why it bothers me *so* much that he's done this to us.

Damn, I hope this wasn't too long....I tend to talk too much when I've been indulging. (we refilled hubby's script early) :p

zenpunk
09-18-2007, 11:46 AM
Sure. You're not being nosy! This is our friend who gets our "goodies" for us. We've been on a 2 year run (I inherited a bit of money in 2005) being able to buy as many pills as we could find. And consuming them too!! He always hit us up for a few and we didn't mind. I mean, we had a bunch so why not? He was a dear friend who was a pallbearer at my mom & dad's funeral.

As always, the well has finally run dry. Maybe not dry, but I refuse to spend our last little bit of money. From now on we only buy what we can afford on our salaries. To make a long story short, he took the money and only came back with half of the promised product. This has happened before. But always before, we could afford to lose some money. Not this time. We told him if he couldn't find any more to just give us the money back....Well, he either spent it (which is what I think happened) or gave dude all the money at once. Now we're out of money *and* out of pills!

Keep in mind we've been there for both his children's births, we were there with lots of flowers and presents. We've also helped them out with money whenever they needed it, and boy did he. I think of this kid as my own son! He calls me Mama, calls me on my b-day, Mother's Day, etc. This is why it bothers me *so* much that he's done this to us.

Damn, I hope this wasn't too long....I tend to talk too much when I've been indulging. (we refilled hubby's script early) :p


I know its so tough to say no...I usually purchase in quantity and I end up having beggars following me out the door. However, its tough when its a friend. I had to tell a really good girlfriend no last weekend, just basically saying you know I'm not poor, but I'm not rich either, all the freebie's add up and I've gotta draw a line sooner or later.

Hentai
09-18-2007, 12:55 PM
ah, the old "i gave the guy all the money beforehand". its funny how these people never seem dumb enough to do that with their own money, but they do it with ours. hmm. its also funny how the same exact thing happened to me 100 times.

Hentai
09-18-2007, 12:55 PM
I know its so tough to say no...I usually purchase in quantity and I end up having beggars following me out the door. However, its tough when its a friend. I had to tell a really good girlfriend no last weekend, just basically saying you know I'm not poor, but I'm not rich either, all the freebie's add up and I've gotta draw a line sooner or later.
remember the saying "first me, then thee"