I-Nod
09-04-2007, 10:27 AM
Disclaimer: The author of this post apologizes for all the drug-induced babble. He has put the important questions in bold print to save you the agony of reading his mindless banter.
Ok, here's my situation... I recently lost a big source of work (remodeling/ construction) and have to get a job very quickly. However, I eat pods daily and almost every job seeks drug-free employees. Big problem for me, if I quit I won't be worth a shit for a good month... it hits me hard and I return to being an absolute, hard-core alcoholic. (Yes, I put beer, instead of milk, in my breakfast cereal.)
A little background though... me and my father share the same name, minus the II at the end of mine. So we regularly use this to our... err, my advantage. For instance, I cannot get a banking account for 5 yrs because I screwed a bank over once (a mistake I will regret every day for the next 4 yrs!!) So I go to his bank and cash checks made out to me, or deposit them to his account. Etc etc.
My father is or was prescribed Oxy's, Kadian, Vicodin, Percocets plus countless others over the past year or so. What I was wondering is... what do drug screening centers ask for, if you claim that you're prescribed Morphine? Also, is morph the only thing that shows up on the 5 panel UA's if you're just eating Pods and Tramadols? Lastly, could I pass my father off as me in this pinch I'm in, or would I face some serious retribution if attempted? The plan was to take in a bottle of Kadian w/ his name on it, and say it was mine... or if needed, get his doctor to vouch that "our name" is on morphine. (He's a cool doctor, basically hands my parents his script pad and tells them "have at it".)
I really need this piss-pass to follow through in order to get work, or me and the family are in deep doo-doo. I'm the only one who works and the work I get on the side isn't quite cutting it, so any advice is truly appreciated!! Please feel free to add any other info I may have forgotten too. Every other time I've had to piss, I had to worry about illegal substances (weed or coke) but this is the first time that I have semi-legal substances in me. I say semi-legal because I self-medicate, it's not a legal prescription to me... eh, what am I saying... you guys are the brightest bunch in the lands! You git the gist. :D
Much thanks, and apologies for the lengthy post. Take care and gods peed gentlemen! Ladies too!!! :D:o
Ok, here's my situation... I recently lost a big source of work (remodeling/ construction) and have to get a job very quickly. However, I eat pods daily and almost every job seeks drug-free employees. Big problem for me, if I quit I won't be worth a shit for a good month... it hits me hard and I return to being an absolute, hard-core alcoholic. (Yes, I put beer, instead of milk, in my breakfast cereal.)
A little background though... me and my father share the same name, minus the II at the end of mine. So we regularly use this to our... err, my advantage. For instance, I cannot get a banking account for 5 yrs because I screwed a bank over once (a mistake I will regret every day for the next 4 yrs!!) So I go to his bank and cash checks made out to me, or deposit them to his account. Etc etc.
My father is or was prescribed Oxy's, Kadian, Vicodin, Percocets plus countless others over the past year or so. What I was wondering is... what do drug screening centers ask for, if you claim that you're prescribed Morphine? Also, is morph the only thing that shows up on the 5 panel UA's if you're just eating Pods and Tramadols? Lastly, could I pass my father off as me in this pinch I'm in, or would I face some serious retribution if attempted? The plan was to take in a bottle of Kadian w/ his name on it, and say it was mine... or if needed, get his doctor to vouch that "our name" is on morphine. (He's a cool doctor, basically hands my parents his script pad and tells them "have at it".)
I really need this piss-pass to follow through in order to get work, or me and the family are in deep doo-doo. I'm the only one who works and the work I get on the side isn't quite cutting it, so any advice is truly appreciated!! Please feel free to add any other info I may have forgotten too. Every other time I've had to piss, I had to worry about illegal substances (weed or coke) but this is the first time that I have semi-legal substances in me. I say semi-legal because I self-medicate, it's not a legal prescription to me... eh, what am I saying... you guys are the brightest bunch in the lands! You git the gist. :D
Much thanks, and apologies for the lengthy post. Take care and gods peed gentlemen! Ladies too!!! :D:o