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elegua
08-30-2007, 04:55 PM
Howdy folks,

Around the year 2000, I had a friend who was about to enter medical school. In the last two summers of university before med school, he volunteered at a local hospital (a well-regarded university hospital). He wasn't quite a candy striper, as he didn't interact with the patients, but instead did work that was sort of just below the most menial of orderly tasks -- cleaning up rooms after a patient leaves (not as a janitor, but picking up medical & biohazard items and the like). One thing that was interesting, every single day he'd find multiple vials of fentanyl, dilaudid, and morphine, along with the occasional versed. They'd all be used, but were rubber-topped and most were at least half-full. His job entailed him to take these things and toss them in biohazard waste box, and because he didn't want to risk his medical career, he only took maybe 1 out of every 20 vials available. What strikes me as amusing is that this volunteer had more access to decently large quantites of opiates than any doctor or nurse at the hospital! There was also no oversight -- nobody was counting the vials after they were dumped into the biohazard container. Doctors ordering opiates for inhouse procedures had to plug a code into a machine which would dispense the meds (this was one of the first hospitals to have those medicine-delivery robots in America...but once the procedure was over, nobody cared about the leftovers. If he really wanted, he could probably have picked up as much as 200 half-full bottles of quality, fresh opiates in any given summer of volunteering.

Does anyone know if this loophole has been closed up? Or should the humanitarians here consider a month or two of volunteer work? :D

the morphine the better
08-30-2007, 05:38 PM
Wow I just creamed myself.

Opilover
08-30-2007, 06:14 PM
I know I've been looking at those bio-hazard boxes thinking of ways to get into them without someone noticing of it being tampered with cause I've seen nurses put in the half empty vials myself and thinking thats alot of goodies wasted....:D

pharmboy
08-30-2007, 06:23 PM
Im shure the patient gets charged for the whole thing,
they should put it in a doggie bag for ya.;)

Opilover
08-30-2007, 06:39 PM
Im shure the patient gets charged for the whole thing,
they should put it in a doggie bag for ya.;)


No shit,,wonder if it would throw up red flags the next time I go to the ER and get a shot of the good stuff if I ask to keep the vial,,,hell like you said we pay for it:D

Inspektahdek
08-30-2007, 07:57 PM
that's awesome, and I've seen those robot dispensers, theyre fucking awesome! It supposedly dose a perfect count when you enter in "X" amount, and then you hold the bottle to it and whooossh comes the candy! I would like one of these dispatched onto my ceiling next to my mouth, IE like the beer can hat; I press the number, pills come tumbling into my gutty

mrklean
08-30-2007, 08:09 PM
This thread should be deleted before all the good volunteer positions are filled.:(

mrklean
08-30-2007, 08:12 PM
I always thought it would be fun to take a vial of liquid L into a terminal ward with some costumes on and some heady music and bring all the dying lonely folks some joy to see em out. It seems like dieing in one of those places could totally suck and be lonely and just a shitty way to spend your last days on earth.

elegua
08-30-2007, 08:16 PM
Hmmm...I apologize if my posting this bit of trivia does ruin the fun for other people. If anyone else thinks this thread should be deleted, I have no problem with that...I'm not sure how to delete a thread I started, or even if I can, but I understand why it might be best to delete it, and if a moderator agrees, please, be my guest.

mrklean
08-30-2007, 08:28 PM
I wasn't really serious about closing the thread although I wouldn't be opposed to it being closed. I got all the info from it I think I need. :D
actually I would probably be better off if someone assures me this "loophole" has been exploited extensively in the past and therefore no longer useful.

underide
08-30-2007, 08:29 PM
This thread should be deleted before all the good volunteer positions are filled.:(


I think he was joking, man!
Great post, no need to delete it in my opinion

mmnyc9
08-30-2007, 08:40 PM
Candystripers of America here I come.:D

ProdigalSon
08-31-2007, 07:05 AM
Im very suprised the RNs left that shit lying around. Everytime ive been in the hospital theyve thrown out whatever is left into biohazard, and usually there isnt much really left to worry about. Trying to get in a biohazard box is asking for all sorts of shit to hit the fan. My sis is a RN she says those boxes get burned in an incinerater in house, though not all hospitals do that

roxi*stardust
08-31-2007, 08:02 AM
Im shure the patient gets charged for the whole thing,
they should put it in a doggie bag for ya.;)
they do