PHONY PHONE CALLS...

[Zoops]

Hey sup yall.


I just wanna know. How many of you people have ever at one time phoned in a phony script to get a controlled substance (no birth control pills don't count).

How many of you regularly do it? Like at least once (or more) a week?

How many of you have gotten into legal trouble behind doing shit like that?

Enquiring minds wanna know, bitch.

All's I know is once you get the hang of it, it's so easy - just know which pharmacists to avoid, have some common sense, and be able to do good foreign accents on the phone!

[pharmboy]

SWIMs done it once or twice but its dangerous and
dont forget the law of averages.
Watch out for caller ID too.

[blackdog]

aw zoops i knew it was you as soon as i saw it before i looked my spider sense was tinglin and i sez man this reminds me of my ol friend da zoopster and his bag of trix.
haha oh man some shit never changes good or bad? i just dont know cause i'm on a roll just about now and all is good in the world of nodd. ZOOP you just keep on keppin on. ya here me now?
kewl
peace da/dawgg,:cool:

[GoddessofRATs]

Swim did three of four times when swim was young in stupid. Swim did this 10 years ago. Swim Called in Vicodin ES 30 ct 2 times w/ refills and 60 count w/refils the other times. The last time Swim did it, and went to pick it up Pharmacist told Swim to hold on the doc wants to talk to swim. Swim said "Oh swim isn't XXXXX, Swims says let me go get her she's in car" Swim went to car and never went back. Swim did it one more time but pharmacist says if swim does this again she'll call police. Swim didn't ever do it again.

But Swim did it successfully about 4 times. wait no, swim did it successfully 5 times, twice using swims real name at pharmacy swim worked at as clerk and swim used fake names at other local pharmacies.

SWIM SAYS DO NOT DO THIS. SWIM was lucky and SWIM could have gotten in BIG TROUBLE. SWIM says they will never ever ever ever ever do this again. SWIM was young and stupid when swim did it and swim did this over 10 years ago

PLEASE DO NOT TRY this, PLEASE SWIM begs of you.

Goddessofrats wrote this for swim, goddessofrats is NOT swim LOL

[Zoops]

yeah.

gotta be cool if you're thinking about doing stuff like that.

I knew a dude who did this and he said the pharmacist told him when he went to go pick up the drugs, "I thought it was a fake prescription, but when the doctor didn't order vicodin I knew it was o.k." How about that for naivete on the part of the pharmacy profession? I guess if you're doing this sort of thing better not do something stupid like call in for obvious ones like "xanax" or "vicodin" or "lortab" or "tussionex" or something really stupid like try and order a C-II on the phone.

If anyone is thinking of trying this, do your research and definitely, like pharmboy says, watch that caller ID. Most drugstores have call ID on their phones nowadays. This is easily, in most areas of the U.S., circumvented by first dialing "*67" and waiting for a dial tone before your dial in your target co-ordinates.

From what I've heard (on the net and from some folks I have talked to), best deal is to stick with small quantities (like 10 caps/pills, or a one-week supply), no refills, and to even talk to the pharmacist and play it up a bit like you're a doctor who's irritated with the "patient" like "this is the last one - I am going to meet with this guy in person next week and we're going to talk about these prescriptions" or "yeah, I am going to call this guy. We need to talk about decreasing the amount he/she is using this stuff."

Stressing stuff like, "ONLY ten tablets" and such is a good practice. Always pay with cash - I mean bank notes/federal reserve notes, I'm not saying "don't put it on your insurance." Remember, the pharmacists are people too, and they are vulnerable to the same sort of thing that you, me and everyone else is. If you can get the druggist to laugh, by making a joke, while calling in the Rx, you're in like Flynn, totally.

Definitely, and I can't stress this enough, make sure you know the lingo before you try this. And have EVERYTHING (including doctor's DEA#, phone number, address) right there in front of you so you can rattle it off without hesitation. It has to not sound like you're trying to remember it or trying to read something. Of course, it should be written (on the paper in front of you) in big enough print that you can read it without focusing on it for a second first - the dude I know had this problem and he had written it down so small he couldn't see the DEA# and he was like, "um, it's.. ahhh..." and the pharmacist immediately jumped all over him saying "is this the doctor?!" You must know prescription jargon if attempting this. All of the necessary info can be gotton off the net. It should be fairly obvious that one shouldn't call during the doctor's office hours. Just after the office closes, or on a Saturday or Sunday morning is the best time. Middle-of-the-night calls (like to a 24 hour pharmacy) are best avoided, but can be pulled off if done right. Again, those type of calls should be set up like they are "emergency" type Rx orders, for small quantities of meds.

It is always a good idea to mix in some type of non-controlled substance, like a lotion cream ointment, antibiotic, blood pressure medicine, antidepressant (prozac or something) with the Rx for the drug that is actually desired - makes it sound less fishy. Again, the caller must know exactly the right name and spelling of all drugs, the strength, frequency of adminstration and so on. Most common reason for not filling the Rx and calling the doctor's office (you don't want that) is because the strength was wrong (like the drug is not available in that strength), or because it is inappropriate dosage for that particular drug (like, say, you ordered "vasotec 5mg tablets," which is for high blood pressure, and said "take three times a day" - that might lead to very serious complications).

[SIZE=2]This type of thing can only go on for a couple of months, tops, before it gets too convoluted and complicated to continue.

[Duckfeet]

I've known of busts because of it, I never had the nerve. I know it's tempting, but they nail you hard, and pharmacists are just naturally suspicious of schedule II opys, anyway, and they just know when something isn't right. I'd avoid.

[NastyZilla]

Shit, Zoops, just go ahead and do it... you keep posting this issue, and people keep telling you not to do it, just make up your mind.

As I said last time you posted on this issue - my mom got ARRESTED for doing this. Considering how easy it is to order shit on the Internet why not just do that?

[Narkotikon]

I would advise against doing this. I've never done it, but I can imagine how tricky it is to pull off, and how fucked you'd be if you got caught. Pharmacies are just too suspicious nowadays. Three years ago I had a lot of dental work done (cavities), and for six weeks I'd go to the dentist and get a script for 16 10mg Lorcet each week. And each time I got the script, I would take it to the same pharmacy. I felt funny going in there each week, but I figured what are they going to do, it's a real script. On the fourth week, the pharmacist asked me how come I was taking so many Lorcet, and I said because I was having dental work done each week, and she said she knew. I guess she called the dentist's office or something, I don't know. But, anyway, she gave me the Lorcet each time I brought the scripts in, but told me to try to take Ibuprofen instead of the Lorcet. Fuck that. Those 16 pills were gone in one to two days each week. But yeah, I wouldn't advise doing a phone scam. They're too suspicious even if you have a legitimate script.

[Zoops]

Sheeit,

I ain't sayin ah never done it now, ah done it uh lot less den summa sum peeple I knoe, dough.


Werks pretty good, if'n ya aks me.

[Indy]

I wonder, hypothetically (seriously if i want tramadol i'd just buy it online, i'm honestly not going to even consider doing this), wouldn't it be easier to do something like codeine/apap pills or tramadol? I mean tramadol isn't even a controlled substance in most states, they probly wouldn't really think too much about it, would they? I'm just thinking out loud basically, i can't stress enough that i'm not going to consider this, cause i know people are gonna call me stupid for talking about it, cause hey if your gonna risk it might as well risk it for something good. The only thing is, with tramadol and maybe codeine, you wouldn't really risk it that much?

[Ghost666]

I've heard Dr.s nurses/receptionist call in meds numerous times. It's really not that tough and the call is usually done in under a minute. Many times they are just leaving a message. I was in a waiting room once and they were calling in the days scripts and the girl was like a tape recorder, very precise and too the point. Someone earlier mentioned "getting them to laugh" and that's crap. I was talking to a friend who is a pharmacist in another state about these kinds of things and she said it's a tip off whenever they get too chatty. She said Dr's. offices are just too busy to be all talkative on the phone and she instantly gets suspicious when someone gets all conversational about it.

I'd never do. Way too risky for too little reward. Hell, there's probably not a reward big enough to risk getting a felony on your record and going off to jail. Even if you COULD phone in a CII...

[somadude]

I have never done this but SWIM has phoned in refills on other persons prescriptions that they have "Found". Swim has also called the DRs office to ask for refills in another persons name. SWIM got caught once doing the latter. When he went to pick up the prescription, the pharmacist said it would be a few minutes and to come inside and wait (he was at the drive through). Swim left saying he would come back later. Before he could get home the Police were waiting for him. Fortunately since Swim did not pick up the script the did not charge him, but they talked to him for about an hour and scared the hell out of him. He never did it again.

[drugsaregood]

i've never fucked around with this nor would i. iwanted to mention that blocking caller id will not protect against the 50 as they can get in touch with the telco. a prepaid celly (cash) would be more ideal for illicit activities over the phone.

[EleusisII]

Just read an doctors blog about people calling in prescriptions, (Frustrated docs, cause their DEA number being misused) and two points stuck out:

1. Few pharmacies caught it/did anything about it.
2. LE didn't seem to care much.

If you go ahead ordering small quantities that a doc would prescribe, as well as a non-narcotic (30 Lortabs, 30 Flexeril for example) I can see it working.
A pharmacist doesn't have time to verify every single prescription, unless you fuck up in some way. Use the pharmacys answering machine, keep it short, and professional, and phone in a couple of scripts at a time, just like a Docs secretary would.