Today I PLUGGED for my first time. Must read!

[the morphine the better]

There is a first time for everything I guess. Me and my homie were swapping pharmies. I guess I was just doing him a favor by giving me some Roxi 15s and he gave me a few MS IR 30mgs.

I thought about it for a while and am well aware that MS is pretty much worthless unless IV'd or Plugged. He has a bunch of syringes around which he uses for god knows what.

Basically I thought why the fuck not and went for it.

So I crushed it up, put it in a cup. Then put 10 cc of water in there, mixed up all good and then sucked it up. I also lubed the syringe up with some lotion, haha.

Apparently your suppose to lay down on your side and put one leg up in the air while you perform this rectal act of opiateness. So thats exactly what I did. I had a lot of strange thoughts running through my head. But mostly, "what if my doctor saw me?" "what if my mamma saw me?" and the most disturbing "i am putting a syringe full of morphine juice up my butt with my fucking leg up in the air and my pants down in some dudes bathroom"

Anyways I went for it, went in totally smoothly hahaha, I jammed the fucker all the way up there until just the plunger was left and I zapped my butt full of morphine juice.

I swear to god it was the best high I have ever ever had. There is a rush that is totally amazing and I ain't talking about pulling the syrine out haha.

I just sat on the floor with my leg still in the air for some reason for about 2 or 3 minutes cause I was so zapped.

Then ironically enough later that I day I put a laxative suppository up me bum also.. lot of traffic in those parts lately.

I highly reccomend plugging. Don't be a homophobe or to cool for school. How dedicated are you my friends?

[CSiiSEQ]

Why is it that you have to put your leg up in the air? Makes the whole piicture in my head a lot funnier at least. I've never tried it, don't know if i would or not.

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

"Apparently your suppose to lay down on your side and put one leg up in the air while you perform this rectal act of opiateness. "
"lot of traffic in those parts lately."

OMG, I have tears of laughter running down my face!
rectal act of opiateness.,

[moviebuff927]

Then ironically enough later that I day I put a laxative suppository up me bum also.. lot of traffic in those parts lately.

I highly reccomend plugging. Don't be a homophobe or to cool for school. How dedicated are you my friends?

Oh boy...

I hope the...uh..."traffic"...nevermind.

Seriously, don't get too in to putting anything and everything up there.

A lot of things just aren't good for your rectum. And to me it sounds like you've got a case of "rectal fever". I'm not being funny, either. You obviously experienced a lot of pleasure from the morphine being absorbed rectally. That's potentially a dangerous thing. Now you're like "damn, what else would feel good up there?" and this will lead you to rethinking all the drugs you've ever done and how they might potentially feel being shove up your rectum.

What I'm saying: Yes, a lot of things absorb faster through your rectum. Some things could be dangerous. We don't know a lot of what those things are because shoving isn't a big enough practice that people are wanting to share their newfound pleasures.

Be careful. I almost want to recommend shooting stuff instead of shoving it but I'm not going to. Shooting is a lot more dangerous than shoving.

[the morphine the better]

Oh boy...

I hope the...uh..."traffic"...nevermind.

Seriously, don't get too in to putting anything and everything up there.

A lot of things just aren't good for your rectum. And to me it sounds like you've got a case of "rectal fever". I'm not being funny, either. You obviously experienced a lot of pleasure from the morphine being absorbed rectally. That's potentially a dangerous thing. Now you're like "damn, what else would feel good up there?" and this will lead you to rethinking all the drugs you've ever done and how they might potentially feel being shove up your rectum.

What I'm saying: Yes, a lot of things absorb faster through your rectum. Some things could be dangerous. We don't know a lot of what those things are because shoving isn't a big enough practice that people are wanting to share their newfound pleasures.

Be careful. I almost want to recommend shooting stuff instead of shoving it but I'm not going to. Shooting is a lot more dangerous than shoving.

I feel you on that, and I don't think your being a bum hater. Yes I have heard that putting different drugs up your butt is the "best" way to do any substance. I think I will try it with some other opiates. But wouldn't you agree that morphine is worthless? I probably did the smartest thing with the plugging.

Why exactly does it work so much better and hit you much harder? Is it even better than shooting it? I used to think that you just stuck the pill up there but obviously that doesn't work.

[moviebuff927]

I feel you on that, and I don't think your being a bum hater. Yes I have heard that putting different drugs up your butt is the "best" way to do any substance. I think I will try it with some other opiates. But wouldn't you agree that morphine is worthless? I probably did the smartest thing with the plugging.

Why exactly does it work so much better and hit you much harder? Is it even better than shooting it? I used to think that you just stuck the pill up there but obviously that doesn't work.

In terms of bioavailability, morphine is pretty much wasted when you swallow pills. More than half of it (close to 60%) is destroyed by first-pass metabolism through the liver and gut.

By you dissolving the pill in water (morphine, along with most opiates, is very water soluble) and administering the morphine-laced water rectally, the blood vessels in your rectum were able to absorb the drug faster and more efficiently than you would have been able to in your stomach. When you orally take a drug, you're waiting for it to get absorbed through the stomach and/or the intestines. You bypassed the stomach and went straight the the GI tract, thereby eliminating any morphine being destroyed by the liver.

Nah, not a bum hater. Just because you shove doesn't mean you're gay. Just means you're more worried about getting a good high than you are about what people think. And you shouldn't really worry about what people think anyway.

EDIT: You did the smart thing. Shoving is a good medium if you want to stay away from the needle, but you want a decent high from the morphine. In terms of efficiency, IV is almost always the most efficient way, but I'm not advocating that, just letting you know. Shoving is not as efficient as shooting, but it IS a lot more efficient than by mouth.

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

"Why exactly does it work so much better and hit you much harder?"
I think it has to do with the high amount of blood vessels and the colon area of body is basically designed for absorption. I'm sure other will give better medical reasoning

[the morphine the better]

In terms of bioavailability, morphine is pretty much wasted when you swallow pills. More than half of it (close to 60%) is destroyed by first-pass metabolism through the liver and gut.

By you dissolving the pill in water (morphine, along with most opiates, is very water soluble) and administering the morphine-laced water rectally, the blood vessels in your rectum were able to absorb the drug faster and more efficiently than you would have been able to in your stomach. When you orally take a drug, you're waiting for it to get absorbed through the stomach and/or the intestines. You bypassed the stomach and went straight the the GI tract, thereby eliminating any morphine being destroyed by the liver.

Nah, not a bum hater. Just because you shove doesn't mean you're gay. Just means you're more worried about getting a good high than you are about what people think. And you shouldn't really worry about what people think anyway.

EDIT: You did the smart thing. Shoving is a good medium if you want to stay away from the needle, but you want a decent high from the morphine. In terms of efficiency, IV is almost always the most efficient way, but I'm not advocating that, just letting you know. Shoving is not as efficient as shooting, but it IS a lot more efficient than by mouth.

but you were implying that the Rectal route can be dangerous? Explain please, and thanks for the solid info.

[Synack]

there's really a rush from plugging? not something I would have thought...

[Duckfeet]

That's where I draw the line: putting my leg in the air! Not gonna happen! Call me old-fashioned if you must...but Jesus, there's got to be a point where we hold onto some dignity, and this is it...my leg stays *down!!!*

--duckfeet, saying this far, and no farther!!!



There is a first time for everything I guess. Me and my homie were swapping pharmies. I guess I was just doing him a favor by giving me some Roxi 15s and he gave me a few MS IR 30mgs.

I thought about it for a while and am well aware that MS is pretty much worthless unless IV'd or Plugged. He has a bunch of syringes around which he uses for god knows what.

Basically I thought why the fuck not and went for it.

So I crushed it up, put it in a cup. Then put 10 cc of water in there, mixed up all good and then sucked it up. I also lubed the syringe up with some lotion, haha.

Apparently your suppose to lay down on your side and put one leg up in the air while you perform this rectal act of opiateness.

<snip>

I highly reccomend plugging. Don't be a homophobe or to cool for school. How dedicated are you my friends?

[moviebuff927]

but you were implying that the Rectal route can be dangerous? Explain please, and thanks for the solid info.

Morphine, I'm confindent is pretty safe taken rectally. I was implying that OTHER drugs may not be as safe. And putting things up there constantly irritates the lining of the rectum and it can start to bleed and that IS NOT good.

For instance, say you start doing this more and more often and your rectum starts to get small tears in it or some other type of irritation. Then you get some coke (if you do coke) or heroin or some other "street" drug that's cut with something that's not pharmaceutical in composition. And you decide to shove those as well. You run the risk of getting a disease or poisoned. Not saying it's a BIG risk, but I just wanted to warn you that, as with any other type of drug use, this type of administration is not without it's proper dangers. No drug use is 100% safe and I just was trying to tell you that you still have risks, even with this type of administration.

That said, this is probably one of the safest ways of consuming morphine. And notice I said MORPHINE, pharmaceutical MORPHINE. I doubt you'll ever encounter street morphine, but as long as you are using pharmaceutical opiates, and you're being careful of the dose and amount of water you're putting up your rectum, I'd say this is probably the 2nd safest way of consuming morphine.

Take it easy and be safe.

[the morphine the better]

That's where I draw the line: putting my leg in the air! Not gonna happen! Call me old-fashioned if you must...but Jesus, there's got to be a point where we hold onto some dignity, and this is it...my leg stays *down!!!*

--duckfeet, saying this far, and no farther!!!


Haha, I hear you. but seriously I don't really see why it is a big deal? What is your DOC? do you slam? I personally see slamming (not that you do it) as much more disguisting and strange, but I don't judge and I don't think you are either.


Morphine, I'm confindent is pretty safe taken rectally. I was implying that OTHER drugs may not be as safe. And putting things up there constantly irritates the lining of the rectum and it can start to bleed and that IS NOT good.

For instance, say you start doing this more and more often and your rectum starts to get small tears in it or some other type of irritation. Then you get some coke (if you do coke) or heroin or some other "street" drug that's cut with something that's not pharmaceutical in composition. And you decide to shove those as well. You run the risk of getting a disease or poisoned. Not saying it's a BIG risk, but I just wanted to warn you that, as with any other type of drug use, this type of administration is not without it's proper dangers. No drug use is 100% safe and I just was trying to tell you that you still have risks, even with this type of administration.

That said, this is probably one of the safest ways of consuming morphine. And notice I said MORPHINE, pharmaceutical MORPHINE. I doubt you'll ever encounter street morphine, but as long as you are using pharmaceutical opiates, and you're being careful of the dose and amount of water you're putting up your rectum, I'd say this is probably the 2nd safest way of consuming morphine.

Take it easy and be safe.

Yeah I don't see myself putting coke up there, ewww, who knows that the fuck they put in that. Actually every time I do yak I have to violently shit, sometimes (seriously) I do my first line on the toilet. But I don't do coke anymore, I couldn't handle the come down, so I always mixed it with tons of opiods and benzos and really its not safe. Also to me Coke is a gross drug, not really the drug itself but the people that are really into it and the weird politics involved with all the shadyness... anyways good info.

PS.. if you use too much water in the Plugging you run the risk of an enema? I am assuming thats why you said to be safe with the water.

[Duckfeet]

No, of course yer right...it's just that picture of some badass opy w/is leg in the air, you gotta admit is just a tad humorous...but I was pluggin' tar for months, and is probably why I've still got my arms and some semblance of a vein or too...heat up tar, then plug, worked for me...but leg was kept down, in keeping with my advanced years and dignity ;-)



Haha, I hear you. but seriously I don't really see why it is a big deal? What is your DOC? do you slam? I personally see slamming (not that you do it) as much more disguisting and strange, but I don't judge and I don't think you are either.

[the morphine the better]

No, of course yer right...it's just that picture of some badass opy w/is leg in the air, you gotta admit is just a tad humorous...but I was pluggin' tar for months, and is probably why I've still got my arms and some semblance of a vein or too...heat up tar, then plug, worked for me...but leg was kept down, in keeping with my advanced years and dignity ;-)

hahah, aha! so you are part of the club!! Did you just do the good ole doggy style bent over. haha, this is such a funny subject, all us junkies talkin about pumpin are selves with the good stuff.

I gotta admit though, the idea of plugging the black stuff seems pretty fucking sketch man. How did you like it compared to IV? does anything compare? Any rush? tell me.

BTW I just popped a 15mg Roxi a 5mg Roxi a 4mg Dilly some extra strength Temazapam (restoril? how does it compare to Valium?) and .5 of Xanax.. gonna be having fun fun

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

Hey Snack,There has to be a quote in tis post to add to your ever growing list.

Duckfeet, Is that dignity or the passing years talking there? Being in my very late forties and the body not working quite as it did 20 years ago, I would have to say I'd love to be able to have the kind of flexibility required to achieve the 'leg up position' I have pictured. oh to be young again.

[Duckfeet]

Man, it was one of the best moves I made, and I just stumbled on it. The tar was just destroying the rest of my veins, including around both ankles, and I knew without a doubt I was going to get bad infections, at the least, but I was too strung out too quit, and couldn't get anything but this damn tar, so finally, on my own, I just figured I'd heat up the tar, just like I would to fix, and first couple times I tried it, I just took a 1cc insulin rig, and bust the needle off it, and sucked up the juice out of a cotton, just like I would to fix, and just stuck it up there, not expecting anything...I wouldn't say I got a rush, but about oh, ten, fifteen minutes I started feeling noticably better, again, no rush, but a good feeling, and none of the jerky horror I get when I fix tar.

So I went to needle xchange, and got some 3cc rigs, w/removable points, and by this time I was doing a gram at a time, I"d cook it up, then suck it thru a cotton into the 3cc rig, then cover w.vaseline, bend over, and do the deal...then go lay down, as first few seconds often worked a little like enema, but if I"d lay down it would pass, and then again 10-20 minutes I guess would start getting "happy," and no sickness.

this went of for months, w/very rare IV's when I would spot a vein, but mostly plugging. Money and patience ran out. I mean, I was a very strung-oout junky, was off Opiophile, wasn't swimming, just fixing and laying around, I kind of hated it...

So I bit the bullet, threw away all the rigs, went down to clinic, and it took 60mg methadone to get right, leveled out at 100mg, which is where I'm at now.

so yeah, I'm a member in good standing of "the club," and recommend it to anybody who's doing tar, as u don't waste as much as I think you do smoking it, and fixing it *really* is hell on veins...

But again, I'm one of the elite, who plugs it standing up, none of this effete laying down w/a leg in the air California liberal plugging for me...I'm "old school." LOL


hahah, aha! so you are part of the club!! Did you just do the good ole doggy style bent over. haha, this is such a funny subject, all us junkies talkin about pumpin are selves with the good stuff.

I gotta admit though, the idea of plugging the black stuff seems pretty fucking sketch man. How did you like it compared to IV? does anything compare? Any rush? tell me.

[kyuss]

At least get
a couple of hot chicks
to do it for you...


http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/images/thumbs/tushycash/guysgetfucked/gal2.jpg

[Duckfeet]

damn Kyuss: that says it all...man how cool, to have a couple chicks to plug you! Dedication! I feel like I missed something fundamental! See that guy isn't laying around with his leg in the air...he's doing it *right!*



At least get
a couple of hot chicks
to do it for you...
http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/images/thumbs/tushycash/guysgetfucked/gal2.jpg

[kyuss]

damn Kyuss: that says it all...man how cool, to have a couple chicks to plug you! Dedication! I feel like I missed something fundamental! See that guy isn't laying around with his leg in the air...he's doing it *right!*


hahaha
I thought
you'd approve

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

"See that guy isn't laying around with his leg in the air...he's doing it *right!*"
LMAO

Kind of looks like a tutorial, chick in white is observer/learner, maybe there are classes..

[Duckfeet]

Damn, I woke up this morning all grouchy as usual, then went'en dosed, as usual, then started remembering this thread, and thought I hope I didn't *really* cop to plugging to all these fuckers, and re-read all the posts...Fuck this!!! As a moderator I'm going to *delete* all that confessional shit...no way do I *ever* plug, I was just *joking*!!! Fuck. A *plugger* man, how low can I crawl!!!

How do u get the pretty girls to do it for you....hell, my mother doesn't even like to plug me!!! And she's almost eighty!!! I don't think u want pictures tho...

I had a babe of a step-Mom tho, maybe she's still willing to "help out!"

No, I'm not sick! Yeah, I'm crazy...but they give *pensions* for crazy!!! (Remember that Pill, when yer close to discharge)

--duckfeet: the last of the "family values" pluggers

[NastyZilla]

--duckfeet: the last of the "family values" pluggers

This entire thread has been quote worthy, but that line really is going down in Opiophile infamy, my friend.

Delete away... I kept records. BWAHAHAHAHA!

[GoddessofRATs]

hey question; I'm pretty much out of everything, i have one MS contin left for the day before my pm appoiintment so when they piss test me i have Morphine in my system so i can't touch that pill but i have my Trammies and all those benzo's i found.

Remember i told you Tramadol doesn't so as much for me as it did before probably because i've moved up the oppie ladder but do you thik the Trams would work better for me if i plugged them? I have a funny feeling they might even work like they used to for me if i plugged them. I've plugged Vics before and i didn't really notice a difference. I'm actually getting some vics next week, i only use em for withdrawals, might start pluggin them again because orally they do nadda.

So back to the question, would the trams work better if i plugged them up my bum?

And back to the OP, OMG, the visual i had in my head. I am barely awake yet, my trams haven't kicked in, coffee hasn't kicked in and i have a visual of some guy i don't know pluggin with his leg in the air and pants down, CLASSIC, i love it! Thanks for waking me up lol.

I wish i had started plugging my MS contins when i had them, stupid me, i bet the high would last longer and the script would have lasted longer as well.

GOR

[earthenone]

"swim" told me that it works very well with oxy's too, I may lie down, but leg in the air That is too much for me, I mean swim yah swim...lol

[samsong]

"hey question; I'm pretty much out of everything, i have one MS contin left for the day before my pm appoiintment so when they piss test me i have Morphine in my system so i can't touch that pill but i have my Trammies and all those benzo's i found."

Careful with the benzos if you are getting tested--they have a real long half life and can get detected 7-14 days (some even longer) after the last dose.

[(inaudible screams)]

...just be careful not to over do it, lest you end up looking like GOATSE.

::shudder::

[GoddessofRATs]

Oh crap, thanks for telling me that. My apt is the 13th so i better stop taken them now.

GOR


"hey question; I'm pretty much out of everything, i have one MS contin left for the day before my pm appoiintment so when they piss test me i have Morphine in my system so i can't touch that pill but i have my Trammies and all those benzo's i found."

Careful with the benzos if you are getting tested--they have a real long half life and can get detected 7-14 days (some even longer) after the last dose.

[GoddessofRATs]

I tried plugging the Trams and i started to feel it before i was even done but i feel like i did to much so next time I'll lower the dose. Don't wanna have a frickin siezure. But it sure works good.

GOR

[Duckfeet]

There's gotta be a way to salvage some dignity here...

[GoddessofRATs]

LOL. Well when i plugged em' i pretended i was a princess getting a manicure LOL

GOR


There's gotta be a way to salvage some dignity here...

[the morphine the better]

hey question; I'm pretty much out of everything, i have one MS contin left for the day before my pm appoiintment so when they piss test me i have Morphine in my system so i can't touch that pill but i have my Trammies and all those benzo's i found.

Remember i told you Tramadol doesn't so as much for me as it did before probably because i've moved up the oppie ladder but do you thik the Trams would work better for me if i plugged them? I have a funny feeling they might even work like they used to for me if i plugged them. I've plugged Vics before and i didn't really notice a difference. I'm actually getting some vics next week, i only use em for withdrawals, might start pluggin them again because orally they do nadda.

So back to the question, would the trams work better if i plugged them up my bum?

And back to the OP, OMG, the visual i had in my head. I am barely awake yet, my trams haven't kicked in, coffee hasn't kicked in and i have a visual of some guy i don't know pluggin with his leg in the air and pants down, CLASSIC, i love it! Thanks for waking me up lol.

I wish i had started plugging my MS contins when i had them, stupid me, i bet the high would last longer and the script would have lasted longer as well.

GOR

I dunno about the trams dude, I mean technically yeah it will work. But plugging is a real task just for some maintanance pharmies. I'd save the your butthole for something good. Just pop the trams..

You know guys, now that I think about it maybe the leg in the air is optional? But I think its part of my plugging style, others of you may choose to do it missionary, doggy style, reverse cowgirl. But I am dubbing the leg in the air as my signature butt pumping move.

Really you guys should try plugging. Esp if you have MS contin or any kind of shitty morphine.

I WOULD NOT TRY IT WITH VIC's, I mean common, save your butthole for pure opi, don't waste your rectum with APAP its not fare.

Actually I don't know if that would be safe even. Rectal APAP..

So a few of you have tried it with Oxy? Same outcome? Its a good bet?

I also woke up this morning with the terrible realization that I made this post. But its good, were all "coming out of the closet" haha

[Duckfeet]

Some poor serious opy, or worse, a new guy, maybe from another country, maybe long after we think we have safely put this thread to rest... trying to figure us out, will google search "morphine" or "opiate lover..." or something, and if the bastard stumbles on this thread ... LOL. I really think we ought to make it a sticky, and even mandatory mailing to all new wannabe members, see if they really can handle us or not ;-)

And also, the "leg in the air" should be mandatory, no lightweighting out in this area...I'm starting to think I might have not really got the complete effects of the last plug, since I half-stepped and without both gravity and the *essential* movement that comes from leg flailing in the air, I think u miss-out on the total buzz...

A "princess getting a manicure..." hmm. Finally, the real me??!! But I smoke Honduran robusto cigars...I don't know....It's too much, what am I *saying!!!* What would my bros down on the beach think? I can't *take* it anymore!!!



I dunno about the trams dude, I mean technically yeah it will work. But plugging is a real task just for some maintanance pharmies. I'd save the your butthole for something good. Just pop the trams..

You know guys, now that I think about it maybe the leg in the air is optional? But I think its part of my plugging style, others of you may choose to do it missionary, doggy style, reverse cowgirl. But I am dubbing the leg in the air as my signature butt pumping move.

Really you guys should try plugging. Esp if you have MS contin or any kind of shitty morphine.

I WOULD NOT TRY IT WITH VIC's, I mean common, save your butthole for pure opi, don't waste your rectum with APAP its not fare.

Actually I don't know if that would be safe even. Rectal APAP..

So a few of you have tried it with Oxy? Same outcome? Its a good bet?

I also woke up this morning with the terrible realization that I made this post. But its good, were all "coming out of the closet" haha

[lister40]

Dignity? I haven't had that since I did OxyContin 3 days in a row.

[Synack]

hahaha... I ain't sticking nothing up my ass... sorry Ladies and Gents...

hmm, I'll dig this thread for some sig quotes later..

[GoddessofRATs]

ahhhhhhh i wouldn't plug the APAP, i would do a CWE than plug the vics. No way am i sticking APAP and other fillers up my bum.

The last time i plugged vics i did a CWE and it worked ok but my tolerance was lower than, not sure what will happen now.

GOR


I dunno about the trams dude, I mean technically yeah it will work. But plugging is a real task just for some maintanance pharmies. I'd save the your butthole for something good. Just pop the trams..

You know guys, now that I think about it maybe the leg in the air is optional? But I think its part of my plugging style, others of you may choose to do it missionary, doggy style, reverse cowgirl. But I am dubbing the leg in the air as my signature butt pumping move.

Really you guys should try plugging. Esp if you have MS contin or any kind of shitty morphine.

I WOULD NOT TRY IT WITH VIC's, I mean common, save your butthole for pure opi, don't waste your rectum with APAP its not fare.

Actually I don't know if that would be safe even. Rectal APAP..

So a few of you have tried it with Oxy? Same outcome? Its a good bet?

I also woke up this morning with the terrible realization that I made this post. But its good, were all "coming out of the closet" haha

[kazman32]

how would it work 'plugging' some sub? any opinions?

[dirtdog]

LOL. Well when i plugged em' i pretended i was a princess getting a manicure LOL

GOR

ROFLMAO
ooooh
my god

this thread should be in the "Hall of Fame"

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

I think I see a poll in the makings here
The signature "leg up "position or
the "family values" feet down position
Could save dignity with - it's in the name of science,-"research"

[the morphine the better]

Some poor serious opy, or worse, a new guy, maybe from another country, maybe long after we think we have safely put this thread to rest... trying to figure us out, will google search "morphine" or "opiate lover..." or something, and if the bastard stumbles on this thread ... LOL. I really think we ought to make it a sticky, and even mandatory mailing to all new wannabe members, see if they really can handle us or not ;-)

And also, the "leg in the air" should be mandatory, no lightweighting out in this area...I'm starting to think I might have not really got the complete effects of the last plug, since I half-stepped and without both gravity and the *essential* movement that comes from leg flailing in the air, I think u miss-out on the total buzz...

A "princess getting a manicure..." hmm. Finally, the real me??!! But I smoke Honduran robusto cigars...I don't know....It's too much, what am I *saying!!!* What would my bros down on the beach think? I can't *take* it anymore!!!

haha, princess getting a manicure eh? sounds like some new techniques I gotta try. Leg in the Air is def an advanced level operation, I think you could handle it duckfeet.

Basically plugging is the final test to achieve opiophile black belt status. Princess Manicure seems maybe like an advanced position, It's gonna take some trial and error but I am gonna go for it.

I am not sure if this thread will deture membership from this forum though. But I guarantee everyone reading it is considering trying this themselves. I'd say start off with the Leg In The Air method, then you can go for DuckFeets advanced Princess moves.

Yeah we should sticky this post.

[the morphine the better]

how would it work 'plugging' some sub? any opinions?

Isn't sub meant to be dissolved in the muccus? if so I would assume plugging would work really well..

[GoddessofRATs]

"princess getting a manicure" isn't a position, it's more like an expression. I plugged as if it was a normal thing, like a princess getting a manicure but i guess it could be a position as well ROTFL.

GOR


haha, princess getting a manicure eh? sounds like some new techniques I gotta try. Leg in the Air is def an advanced level operation, I think you could handle it duckfeet.

Basically plugging is the final test to achieve opiophile black belt status. Princess Manicure seems maybe like an advanced position, It's gonna take some trial and error but I am gonna go for it.

I am not sure if this thread will deture membership from this forum though. But I guarantee everyone reading it is considering trying this themselves. I'd say start off with the Leg In The Air method, then you can go for DuckFeets advanced Princess moves.

Yeah we should sticky this post.

[ValiumSoup]

Some fucking funny stuff here...

Out of everything and feeling bad....
I cannot thank you All enough for the Laughs.

Family Values Plugger....instant classic lol

-vs

[betmylife]

Subs are best when plugged.....unless your roommates walk in when you are doing it cause the bathroom light doesnt work and you didnt think anyone would be home soon.....sigh, I now live at home with my parents again.....stupid drugs.

[AWOL]

Subs are best when plugged.....unless your roommates walk in when you are doing it cause the bathroom light doesnt work and you didnt think anyone would be home soon.....sigh, I now live at home with my parents again.....stupid drugs. hahahahahahahahaahhaahahhahaha

[Duckfeet]

I'm getting ready to see "The Proposition," (8p.m. Pacific Cox ch.305) w/Ray Winstone and some others...a good bloody flick...along the lines of Cormack McCarthy type of Western fuckup movie...*Clint Eastwood western on cheap drugs*...but I gotta get my head in the right morbid spot to watch it, and it's friday night, and all I can think about is plugging and pretending I'm a princess getting a goddamned manicure....man, I've burglarized drugstores all over the south, and got prison tattoos up and down my arms and shoulders, and can do a top-end job on a Harley in the dirt...and yet, *this* is what I'll probably be remembered for: Assuming the "Advanced Princess Manicure While Plugging" position...sigh :-(





<snip>

I'd say start off with the Leg In The Air method, then you can go for DuckFeets advanced Princess moves.

[GoddessofRATs]

I notice i get called 'Dude' a lot in these threads ROTFL. I am a girl folks. But hey, i don't mind being called Dude. I've called some of my friends that were girls dude.

I just noticed it seemed i was being called Dude a lot.

I would think that 'Goddessofrats' would be a dead give away that i am of the female species :)

No worries.

GOR

[blenderqueen]

Some fucking funny stuff here...

Out of everything and feeling bad....
I cannot thank you All enough for the Laughs.

Family Values Plugger....instant classic lol

-vs

Hey babes! good to see ya:) it's yer blender babe (thanks for the name by the way ROFL!) seriously though I Need a tutorial on how to plug OC"s.....& guess could use one of those plastic medication syringes? I was gonna break down & snort some but thinking this would be better..........:cool:

Anyhow good to see you VS! I just knew you would have to pop in here sooner or later!

your loving blender goddess:p

& seriously I Hope you feel better tomorrow dear!

(( have to go back & read page 3 now maybe some oxy plugging info is in there leg up or down, no matter to me lol)

xo
queenie

[blenderqueen]

Subs are best when plugged.....unless your roommates walk in when you are doing it cause the bathroom light doesnt work and you didnt think anyone would be home soon.....sigh, I now live at home with my parents again.....stupid drugs.


OMG that may be one of the funniest things I ever read ROFLMFAO, that was a good one!

( do you lock the bathroom door at home now?)

xo
queenie

[kyuss]

I notice i get called 'Dude' a lot in these threads ROTFL. I am a girl folks. But hey, i don't mind being called Dude. I've called some of my friends that were girls dude.

I just noticed it seemed i was being called Dude a lot.

I would think that 'Goddessofrats' would be a dead give away that i am of the female species :)

No worries.

GOR

And going by
your profile pic
you're a cute girl ;)

[RxQueen]

cheezycrust, this whole fucken thread is hilarious! i needed a good laugh tonight...

i could live without the amusing images floating through my head though. it's gonna be hard to fall asleep while i'm giggling.

[betmylife]

OMG that may be one of the funniest things I ever read ROFLMFAO, that was a good one!

( do you lock the bathroom door at home now?)

xo
queenie


thats what Im here for comic relief.....

[tonyk]

You all, guys & girls, are killin' me here! Can't stop laughin', which is good way to end/start your day! Thanks, all!

[ProdigalSon]

My gog Im soooooo sorry I missed the evolution of this thread

[Duckfeet]

Yeah, it was great. I like it that on Opiophile we can ask for, and receive, good information, but at the same time, clown around without being too sensitive...'cuz lets face it, this is a humorous situation. But I think it's good *harm reduction* too, since--particularly with tar--the needles are horrible. I've not seen *anything* as popular as IVing tar is, that is so consitently hard on yer veins. Most heroin junky's veins would last a lifetime..but with tar, they often all go bad within a few years... The old heroin never screwed up my veins...just allnight bouts with *coke* fucked my main ditches up...but when I discovered that plugging tar worked fine, I was hooked. But I don't care *how* brave you are: you don't wanna get caught plugging...just really hard and time-consuming to explain...and just try to keep a straight face while talking about it ;-)



My gog Im soooooo sorry I missed the evolution of this thread

[kazman32]

Subs are best when plugged.....unless your roommates walk in when you are doing it cause the bathroom light doesnt work and you didnt think anyone would be home soon.....sigh, I now live at home with my parents again.....stupid drugs.


I feel you...I live with my mother who is dying of cancer ever since me and my ex gf split 2 1/2 yrs ago, I haven't been right...my opiate problem went all to hell when we split.

[the morphine the better]

I feel you...I live with my mother who is dying of cancer ever since me and my ex gf split 2 1/2 yrs ago, I haven't been right...my opiate problem went all to hell when we split.


My mom has cancer also. She just got a double Masectomy, and then a few days ago they found out that the cancer wasn't just localized and it spread to her lymphnodes. Not quite sure what that means but I think its bad.

I dunno guys, the idea of plugging tar seems crazy to me. I mean putting anything up our butts is crazy. But with pharmies we know that it is pure, what is tar usually cut with and do you want it cruisin around your rectum?

Today I tried a new position, I laid down and bent both legs behind my head. Damn I was able to launch that syringe was the fuck up there. Then once I blasted the juice in (a mix of oxy, morphine and dilly) I kinded up bobbed up and down, I think some spilled out of my butt. hahaha.

[Boudica]

No, of course yer right...it's just that picture of some badass opy w/is leg in the air, you gotta admit is just a tad humorous...but I was pluggin' tar for months, and is probably why I've still got my arms and some semblance of a vein or too...heat up tar, then plug, worked for me...but leg was kept down, in keeping with my advanced years and dignity ;-)


That's where I draw the line: putting my leg in the air! Not gonna happen! Call me old-fashioned if you must...but Jesus, there's got to be a point where we hold onto some dignity, and this is it...my leg stays *down!!!*

--duckfeet, saying this far, and no farther!!!



Ya gotta kind of look at it from a woman's...er...perspective, Ducky: The wider you spread 'um, the more you get in.

Btw, I have been laffin' so hard reading thru this thread, I've just got to say a big ol' "Thank You" to each and every one of you. The visions I now have dancin' in me head are causing relentless, unending, ever-increasing laughter. I think my ribs will probably hurt tomorrow when I wake up.

Thanks Kids, I needed that.

[Boudica]

Today I tried a new position, I laid down and bent both legs behind my head. Damn I was able to launch that syringe was the fuck up there. Then once I blasted the juice in (a mix of oxy, morphine and dilly) I kinded up bobbed up and down, I think some spilled out of my butt. hahaha.
[/QUOTE]



You are fucking killing me here.......

[Boudica]

Hey babes! good to see ya:) it's yer blender babe (thanks for the name by the way ROFL!) seriously though I Need a tutorial on how to plug OC"s.....& guess could use one of those plastic medication syringes? I was gonna break down & snort some but thinking this would be better..........:cool:

Anyhow good to see you VS! I just knew you would have to pop in here sooner or later!

your loving blender goddess:p

& seriously I Hope you feel better tomorrow dear!

(( have to go back & read page 3 now maybe some oxy plugging info is in there leg up or down, no matter to me lol)

xo
queenie


Damn good seein' ya, dear lass. I just thought about those large-barreled baby feeders for when you start them on cereal. They be in the "baby shit" section of the grociers. Butt, they are a kind of softer plastic, with a big barrel and plunger, and a big plastic thingy on the end, to deposit the baby's cereal in it's lil mouth. Now what could be kinder to your lil bottom, and so effecient, as well.


( I must ask meself just why, I have been hangin' around and multi-posting in this thread.)

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

The Morphine The Better-"Today I tried a new position, I laid down and bent both legs behind my head."

Damn, This is definitely an advanced move. Sounds like it might require the use of some sort of 'safety harness'.
I know if I tried this one I would surely get stuck in it. Would probably need to put in a call for help. Was trying to think of what sort of explanation I would give. Best I could come up with was a vindictive ex-girlfriend drugged me and left me like that to slowly wither away.
You definitely have my admiration for this one, and it does need a name ,just for sake of easy reference.
NAMES ANYONE?

[Duckfeet]

Yeah, I gather all ER docs have hilarious stories of removing objects late at night from the butts of humiliated patients...and of course, the explanations of just *how* their pet hamster ended up down that "dark alley" have to be heard to be belived.

I'm starting to think maybe--in the name of harm reduction--we should recommend that all opys tie a little safety line, or small cable to the syringe, so they can retrieve it handily if the worst happens, and it gets sucked away. I'm noticing more and more opys coming "out of the closet" in this area, and more difficult if not downright *exotic* positions being recommended. I'll leave'em to u youngsters!

[the morphine the better]

Yeah, I gather all ER docs have hilarious stories of removing objects late at night from the butts of humiliated patients...and of course, the explanations of just *how* their pet hamster ended up down that "dark alley" have to be heard to be belived.

I'm starting to think maybe--in the name of harm reduction--we should recommend that all opys tie a little safety line, or small cable to the syringe, so they can retrieve it handily if the worst happens, and it gets sucked away. I'm noticing more and more opys coming "out of the closet" in this area, and more difficult if not downright *exotic* positions being recommended. I'll leave'em to u youngsters!


DuckFeet basically what your saying is we need an opiate filled tampon to insert into our rectums complete with rip cord. Hmmm, I can see this as being lucrative. "It's my time of the month" and by that I mean everyday is my time of the month. Think about it, soak a womens tampon in whatever your preffered flavor of opiate juice and stick the bad boy up there. You guys think it would absorb?

I have been staying at my sisters apartment because I was in jail for so long. Last night when I was attempting my gymanastical plugging maneuver I ended slamming my feet into a bunch of shit in my bathroom and it was super loud. My sister tried to open the door to see what the hell all the noise was about and I freaked out and got up. I forgot the syringe was in my butt and it literally launched out when I stood up!!! Luckily none of the juice came out.


Anyways duckfeets rip coord idea is something that could make us millions.

[Boudica]

DuckFeet basically what your saying is we need an opiate filled tampon to insert into our rectums complete with rip cord. Hmmm, I can see this as being lucrative. "It's my time of the month" and by that I mean everyday is my time of the month. Think about it, soak a womens tampon in whatever your preffered flavor of opiate juice and stick the bad boy up there. You guys think it would absorb?

I have been staying at my sisters apartment because I was in jail for so long. Last night when I was attempting my gymanastical plugging maneuver I ended slamming my feet into a bunch of shit in my bathroom and it was super loud. My sister tried to open the door to see what the hell all the noise was about and I freaked out and got up. I forgot the syringe was in my butt and it literally launched out when I stood up!!! Luckily none of the juice came out.


Anyways duckfeets rip coord idea is something that could make us millions.


I am fucking dying here. I am laffin' so hard i think i may have hacked up a lung.

Tomorrows Headline in the paper: "Woman Found Dead in Home"

Sheriff's Deputy said that a local woman was found dead in her home, with her ass missing and a human body organ laying beside her. "We think that she literally laughed her ass off and hacked up a lung in the process"

*Donations to Opiophile.org, in liu of flowers, please.

[Boudica]

Yeah, I gather all ER docs have hilarious stories of removing objects late at night from the butts of humiliated patients...and of course, the explanations of just *how* their pet hamster ended up down that "dark alley" have to be heard to be belived.

I'm starting to think maybe--in the name of harm reduction--we should recommend that all opys tie a little safety line, or small cable to the syringe, so they can retrieve it handily if the worst happens, and it gets sucked away. I'm noticing more and more opys coming "out of the closet" in this area, and more difficult if not downright *exotic* positions being recommended. I'll leave'em to u youngsters!



...which reminds me of a true story a fireman I was dating long ago told me.

He said that they were just hanging out at the firehouse one night, and the chief, who was a real old guy, gettin ready to retire in a week or somethin like that, was there, when they got this call.

They rolled up at the home of a male gay couple. One came running outside, totally distraught, screaming, "OH my GOD! Help him! Hurry, Help!!!

They enter the house, and his lover was lying on the bed, on his belly with a fish sticking out of his ass. Apparantly, the fish was frozen and had a rather large fin that was preventing it's removal from this poor guy's ass.

The old cheif looked at the guy and says, "Son, how many times do you have to be told to CHEW your food before you swallow it."

The firemen/ paramedics had to wait until they could control themselves before removing the fish. They accomplished this by obtaining a blowdryer from the significant other, and defrosting the fish, thereby easily sliding it out of his ass. He was taken to the hospital for further treatment.

We would all still like to know just what they had in mind when they stuck that frozen fish up his ass.

*My sincere apologies for temporarily hijacking this thread, butt I just couldn't help it.

[Brony]

Shooting is a lot more dangerous than shoving.

shoving could be just as dangerous. you could become infected with the ghastly disease, "stink finger". No known cure, either.


You run the risk of getting a disease or poisoned...

Junky A: "So dude, I hear you're not doing so well..."

Junky B: "Yeah man. I feel like crap."

Junky A: "Did you shoot some bad dope, bro?"

Junky B: "Nah, I tore my rectum while I was jamming morphine up my ass..."

awkward silence between Junky A and B.

[Boudica]

shoving could be just as dangerous. you could become infected with the ghastly disease, "stink finger". No known cure, either.



Junky A: "So dude, I hear you're not doing so well..."

Junky B: "Yeah man. I feel like crap."

Junky A: "Did you shoot some bad dope, bro?"

Junky B: "Nah, I tore my rectum while I was jamming morphine up my ass..."

awkward silence between Junky A and B.



Goddammit Brony, knock it the fuck OFF! I really cannot take anymore. I am fuckin' choking.....

*now i cannot get the phrase "stink finger" out of me mind and I keep smelling poop.


Why don't you guys think about investing in a "concept store" based on this activity. You could call it "Plugs R Us".

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

The Morphine The Better- "I forgot the syringe was in my butt and it literally launched out when I stood up!!! "

Ah, you forgot you had a syringe stuck up your butt-hole? Yes I think Duckfeet is right, some sort of safety cord is needed here, maybe with a little 'forget me not' type of ball attached to the end. In the interest of harm reduction and the forgetfuls. Lucky it launched out of there, but be careful. You could put an eye out with one of those things.

[Inspektahdek]

IM A true advocate for plugging MSContin, "the only effective method"

[Duckfeet]

More on harm reduction: Yes, maybe about a ten inch or so brightly colored yarn would work, or some breaided monofilament would also do the trick, and rather than a ball at the end, I was thinking maybe a little brass bell, both of which could be easily obtained at your local "arts and crafts"shop. The yarn would be the "saver" and then the bell would be there if we forget. The plugger--or some other helpful person--might hear the bell tinkling before we got too far away. Then, one could reach back, easily locate the bell, a gentle tug, and the plug retrieved. Might could even manufacture and sell these items. Need to check with the "needle xchange" see if they'd be interested...



The Morphine The Better- "I forgot the syringe was in my butt and it literally launched out when I stood up!!! "

Ah, you forgot you had a syringe stuck up your butt-hole? Yes I think Duckfeet is right, some sort of safety cord is needed here, maybe with a little 'forget me not' type of ball attached to the end. In the interest of harm reduction and the forgetfuls. Lucky it launched out of there, but be careful. You could put an eye out with one of those things.

[GoddessofRATs]

Next month I'm gonna plug my MS contins, maybe they'll last longer.

Inspeck; you are prescibed the same amount of MS contin and same mgs and same x's daily as me, how long do your 90 last you? Would mine last longer pluggin them.

Japanese expression:
"Man who to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finga"

GOr



IM A true advocate for plugging MSContin, "the only effective method"

[Brony]

Goddammit Brony, knock it the fuck OFF! I really cannot take anymore. I am fuckin' choking.....

*now i cannot get the phrase "stink finger" out of me mind and I keep smelling poop.


Why don't you guys think about investing in a "concept store" based on this activity. You could call it "Plugs R Us".

I know, I know, it was a shitty joke to begin with...

good to see ya around, toots.

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

"and rather than a ball at the end, I was thinking maybe a little brass bell,"

OMG- DUCKFEET, I have tears running down my face from the image of this one, like a mini cow bell. And I can see being all doped up and you keep hearing this bell every time you move, turn around and nothing there.

Then a couple weeks from now you start seeing all these posts title "ANYONE HAVE TROUBLE WITH HEARING BELLS SOUNDS AFTER PLUGGING"

[GoddessofRATs]

This has been a very funny thread. That's one thing i love about Opiophile, we all can be serious and fun and when to help someone etc. And most of us here know when to be fun and we know when to be serious.

GOR


You all, guys & girls, are killin' me here! Can't stop laughin', which is good way to end/start your day! Thanks, all!

[kyuss]

More on harm reduction: Yes, maybe about a ten inch or so brightly colored yarn would work, or some breaided monofilament would also do the trick, and rather than a ball at the end, I was thinking maybe a little brass bell, both of which could be easily obtained at your local "arts and crafts"shop. The yarn would be the "saver" and then the bell would be there if we forget. The plugger--or some other helpful person--might hear the bell tinkling before we got too far away. Then, one could reach back, easily locate the bell, a gentle tug, and the plug retrieved. Might could even manufacture and sell these items. Need to check with the "needle xchange" see if they'd be interested...

I'm beginning to realize
that you are the anal insertion master.
I think you need a new motto
and corresponding screen name..

motto:

Go
Anal
You'll
Master
Anal
Nodding.

We can take each first
letter from you motto
and just call you g.a.y.m.a.n.
for short

screen name:

g.a.y.m.a.n.























:D

[Duckfeet]

If you've every had a woman who you don't particularly like, but around three in the morning, when the bars close...find yourself tapping on her window anyway...and then the next morning swear off forever...

well that's how this fucking thead is!!!!

I'm alread figuring we'll have some big opy reunion some-day, and then bigger than shit, you'll hear some little bell going tinkle tinkle tinkle


I"m swearing off this thread, and this time I *mean* it!!!



I'm beginning to realize
that you are the anal insertion master.
I think you need a new motto
and corresponding screen name..
motto:
Go
Anal
You'll
Master
Anal
Nodding.
We can take each first
letter from you motto
and just call you g.a.y.m.a.n.
for short
screen name:
g.a.y.m.a.n.
:D

[betmylife]

this thread is giving me nightmares.................

[the morphine the better]

I'm beginning to realize
that you are the anal insertion master.
I think you need a new motto
and corresponding screen name..

motto:

Go
Anal
You'll
Master
Anal
Nodding.

We can take each first
letter from you motto
and just call you g.a.y.m.a.n.
for short

screen name:

g.a.y.m.a.n.




:D

ahh kyuss, I take offense to that. After all this is my thread. I'd say Duckfeet is sort of like the Asian kid from the Goonies, he is great with all the plugging contraptions and inventiveness, but me I am the one who really goes for gold and is testing new methods of anal insertion.

Duckfeet, your concepts are genious, I have my anal opiate junky lab in the works. Turning your concepts into reality. It sucks that I am the crash test dummie but someone's got to do it right?


So my current rectal cocktail as of late is 15mg of oxy and 8mg of dillie. You guys think I could throw a benzo or two in there just for good times?

[kyuss]

ahh kyuss, I take offense to that. After all this is my thread. I'd say Duckfeet is sort of like the Asian kid from the Goonies, he is great with all the plugging contraptions and inventiveness, but me I am the one who really goes for gold and is testing new methods of anal insertion.

Duckfeet, your concepts are genious, I have my anal opiate junky lab in the works. Turning your concepts into reality. It sucks that I am the crash test dummie but someone's got to do it right?


So my current rectal cocktail as of late is 15mg of oxy and 8mg of dillie. You guys think I could throw a benzo or two in there just for good times?

I'm sorry sir
but the title of Anal Master
is not to be taken lightly,
it must be earned from the bottum up.
Perhaps in time the title can be yours.
Only time can allow the master to assume the throne.

[kyuss]

If you've every had a woman who you don't particularly like, but around three in the morning, when the bars close...find yourself tapping on her window anyway...and then the next morning swear off forever...
well that's how this fucking thead is!!!!
I'm alread figuring we'll have some big opy reunion some-day, and then bigger than shit, you'll hear some little bell going tinkle tinkle tinkle
I"m swearing off this thread, and this time I *mean* it!!!


lies!
you can't resist this thread.
you can't just flush away
the feelings that have to be excreted.

[mo-ez]

How dedicated are you my friends? mhahahha!!! u should do marketing man!! hahaha lol

[OxyContinuously]

interesting thread, I guess.....

never plugged anything, but I imagine if I did, I would keep my leg down, LOL