View Full Version : how ya doin' in there little buddy?
WarmCyanide
08-08-2007, 09:48 AM
i have never CWEd but than again have only had chipping amounts of APAP that comes along with the goodies. plus i do the alcohol thing. i've been wondering what my liver is up to these days.
i bought two of these tests online for five dollars plus 3 dollars shipping.
just like to avoid going to doc for blood test which i know would be better. any health proffs in
here have any thoughts? i'll let you know how it works out.
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I find if I drink enough that my liver is too drunk to complain.............I guess that this approach is a little short sited........story of my life.
OxyContinuously
08-08-2007, 02:50 PM
WC thats insane; I mean that i didn't even know that they made such things that you could do at your house!!
WarmCyanide
08-08-2007, 03:08 PM
WC thats insane; I mean that i didn't even know that they made such things that you could do at your house!!
god bless the internet. weird huh.
GoddessofRATs
08-08-2007, 03:48 PM
I'd like to try one of those. I already no my Liver is messed up from years of Vicodin use (I don't do vics anymore only for withdrawal-- which barely works/another post about that coming soon).
Where did you order these? Actually i don't really need it... i had a blood test a few months ago and it showed my liver wasn't working right but it should be rejuvinating seeing how i've cut the vics out and I'm on Roxi's and Ms contin and take Trmadol and drink Poppy seed tea. And i don't drink. Maybe like 2 times a year.
Goddessofrats
poppy
08-08-2007, 05:20 PM
my livers definitely fucked!!! I found out I had hep c a few months back and have also been a pretty heavy drinker for the last ten years or so, not a full on spirits drinker but vast quantities of 5% lager. Also I'm female which means my liver isn't as good as a man's at handling alcohol to start with. (Yet another thing us girls draw the short straw on, not only do we have all the pain of childbirth, hassles of periods not to mention the menopause (spelling?)...........and thats just to begin with but we have the added problem of having lesser livers to our male counterparts!! ............... why?!!!! Anyway I'm waiting for the blood test which will reveal all, if they are lucky enough or should I say if I am lucky enough for them to find a vein. I'm shitting myself if I'm honest.
the good thing about livers is you don't really need them, plus you've got another one for if one of them stops working.
/joke.
I don't like my liver anyway, I'll show that little bastard ..... :drink:
the good thing about livers is you don't really need them, plus you've got another one for if one of them stops working.
/joke.
I don't like my liver anyway, I'll show that little bastard ..... :drink:
I'm having a wild punt on your liver doesn't like you either.
We don't have a spare liver,but remember transplants.
Transplants........I'll drink to that.
SHELLEY
08-08-2007, 06:14 PM
the good thing about livers is you don't really need them, plus you've got another one for if one of them stops working.
/joke.
I don't like my liver anyway, I'll show that little bastard ..... :drink:
my liver isn't my friend
he causes me some kinda fucking grief
i want one of those tests!!!
where do ya get 'em?
i can't order online because
i have no address
[[all my posts are written from the lake worth or lantana library]]
[[if i could post from under the spillway bridge i would]]
my liver isn't my friend
he causes me some kinda fucking grief
i want one of those tests!!!
where do ya get 'em?
i can't order online because
i have no address
[[all my posts are written from the lake worth or lantana library]]
[[if i could post from under the spillway bridge i would]]
Shelley.......PLEASE TAKE CARE.
(inaudible screams)
08-08-2007, 07:05 PM
my liver isn't my friend
he causes me some kinda fucking grief
i want one of those tests!!!
where do ya get 'em?
i can't order online because
i have no address
[[all my posts are written from the lake worth or lantana library]]
[[if i could post from under the spillway bridge i would]]
SRSLY? You have no home?
Shelley.......PLEASE TAKE CARE. seconded, love sent over your way shelley.
southernbelle
08-09-2007, 06:51 AM
This poor girl needs our love and help. Shelley, pm me if you want to talk.
flipside
08-09-2007, 07:12 AM
WC let us know what the test showed. I would think blood tests would be a better indicator of liver function. Billirubin has not much to do with liver damage (until end stage or unless you are obviousl;y jaundiced)) you need diff values checked.
Shelly" PLEASE get in touch!
WarmCyanide
08-09-2007, 07:09 PM
sure thing flip. you know it. i think if liver is fucking up he wouldnt be as good at filtering waste products. so if too much bilirubin than that might be it. i'm almost 100 percent sure bloodtests are better
your urine is sitting in your bladder a good part of the day up and down so bloodstream better snapshot
i'll let you know results. i ordered the tests from a bodybuilder website of all places
sure thing flip. you know it. i think if liver is fucking up he wouldnt be as good at filtering waste products. so if too much bilirubin than that might be it. i'm almost 100 percent sure bloodtests are better
your urine is sitting in your bladder a good part of the day up and down so bloodstream better snapshot
i'll let you know results. i ordered the tests from a bodybuilder website of all places
Urr bro,I'm scared to ask,but what were you doing on a bodybuilder website??
Duckfeet
08-09-2007, 08:25 PM
I started to answer that myself, in a really funny, stupidly intolerant way...but then I thought...nahhhh, I'll let Nick step into this one all by hisself...I'm born in West L.A...and love everybody...but I also spent a lot of years in East Texas...and East Texas, u don't wanna be caught browsing bodybuilding website...unless yer a tuff hombre hahaha...u could always say yer just reading the articles, right? ;-)
Urr bro,I'm scared to ask,but what were you doing on a bodybuilder website??
WarmCyanide
08-11-2007, 12:36 PM
Urr bro,I'm scared to ask,but what were you doing on a bodybuilder website??
i did a google search for the test and one of the first liver enzyme piss tests happened to be on a bodybuilder website of all places.
if i wanted to be a bodybuilder, i already know the method. lift weights take steroids, act like a dick.
i'm off to czech the mail
WarmCyanide
08-11-2007, 02:23 PM
got em in the mail. two test strips. testing bilirubin levels. i was drinking alot last night and took a tylenol with codeine this morning so i thought it would be a good time to piss on the strip.
NEGATIVE. fuck yeah! now i will torture the living shit out of my liver tonight.
i still have one test strip left i'll save. PM me if you wanna know how to get these strips. theyre only 3 dollars for two. keep in mind blood tests are far better and this only tests for one enzyme
sure thing flip. you know it. i think if liver is fucking up he wouldnt be as good at filtering waste products. so if too much bilirubin than that might be it. i'm almost 100 percent sure bloodtests are better
your urine is sitting in your bladder a good part of the day up and down so bloodstream better snapshot
i'll let you know results. i ordered the tests from a bodybuilder website of all places
I NEVER want to hear the word bilirubin again.
and I'm pretty sure your liver is fine bro.It might not be happy,but it's fine.
Let us know.
I NEVER want to hear the word bilirubin again.
and I'm pretty sure your liver is fine bro.It might not be happy,but it's fine.
Let us know.
Sorry just read ALL the posts and I'm glad that your little friend is fineish.
and bro SAVE that strip............you'll need it.
WarmCyanide
08-11-2007, 05:18 PM
Sorry just read ALL the posts and I'm glad that your little friend is fineish.
and bro SAVE that strip............you'll need it.
it's in the medicine cabinet.
Saint
08-11-2007, 06:04 PM
Also I'm female which means my liver isn't as good as a man's at handling alcohol to start with. (Yet another thing us girls draw the short straw on, not only do we have all the pain of childbirth, hassles of periods not to mention the menopause (spelling?)...........and thats just to begin with but we have the added problem of having lesser livers to our male counterparts!! ............... why?!!!! Anyway I'm waiting for the blood test which will reveal all, if they are lucky enough or should I say if I am lucky enough for them to find a vein. I'm shitting myself if I'm honest.
Weird, that's like reading my own post. Have to do a bloodtest soon as well. And they always have problems finding a vein. Sometimes I just point out to them where the best spot is.
& You're right: life isn't fair ;-)
Is there anything you can't buy on the internet?!
Internettests wouldn't work for me. If I came out positive - like in having a bad liver - I would think I'm probably o.k. because it was a lousy and unreliable internet-test anyway.
& If I came out negative I would think that *MAYBE* the test is no good so I would still be worrying..
WarmCyanide
08-11-2007, 06:46 PM
Internettests wouldn't work for me. If I came out positive - like in having a bad liver - I would think I'm probably o.k. because it was a lousy and unreliable internet-test anyway.
& If I came out negative I would think that *MAYBE* the test is no good so I would still be worrying..
whats an "internet" test? is that when you... nevermind
Saint
08-11-2007, 07:13 PM
whats an "internet" test? is that when you... nevermind
yeah, yeah... online-test, whatever, I know I know. I just knew something wasn't right when I was posting.
Just spare me a little as I'm in WD-s and I do not speaketh thou language very good (being a native Dutch speaker and all that ;-)
Jeez, I wish that valium started working. Way past midnight and still wide awake.
having an elevated biliruben doesnt mean too much at all, it can only indicate a symptom of a few things, when there are lots of liver problems that can only be tested by pathologists, with ur blood and urine
my advice go to ur doc if ur worried, things like this are bad for people as someone would buy this test come up fine but could be dying from an underlined problem
WarmCyanide
08-12-2007, 10:07 AM
having an elevated biliruben doesnt mean too much at all, it can only indicate a symptom of a few things, when there are lots of liver problems that can only be tested by pathologists, with ur blood and urine
my advice go to ur doc if ur worried, things like this are bad for people as someone would buy this test come up fine but could be dying from an underlined problem
ijust like to avoid going to doc for blood test which i know would be better.
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